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Click here"But this is one of your wishes, dear."
"I don't think being naked, blindfolded, and all tied up like I'm up in stirrups at the Gynecologist's has ever been on my bucket list. What the heck are you up to?"
"Just one of your fantasies."
"What the hell are you touching me with? It's all cold, slimy and gooey. It's creepy. I don't like it. It's squeaky. Coop!"
"Now we just slide one finger in here...."
"Dammit, Coop. It's those sleeves you shove up cows!"
"And now a second finger."
"That feels gross, Coop. And don't you think for a second about shoving that big paw of yours in there. You'll tear everything apart like a 20 pound baby."
"And maybe a third finger..."
"Nathaniel Bartholomew Ferdinand, Sr. Or whatever. You're only hurting yourself. You'll ruin me. It'll be like putting that dick of yours in a five gallon bucket. So you better think twice about any more fingers."
"Maybe you're right. What about back here?"
"Coop! Stay away from my butt. Exit only, remember?"
"And we'll just slide a finger in here...."
"Ouch. Coop! Well, that's not so bad. Maybe we can try that some time. BUT NOT ON MY FRIGGIN' BIRTHDAY WITH THOSE GLOVES ON! If you try to reach in there and tickle my liver...I'll make myself poop on you. In fact I will clean out the garden and eat so many vegetables....Now take those damn things off!"
He slid his cock into her. "Now that's what I'm talking about! Happy Birthday to me. That guy always makes me happy. Unlike his freakin' owner who is on pretty shaky grounds right now. So untie me, take the blindfold off, let my legs down and then use those hands of yours to make me look like I ran through a blackberry patch. And I'll claw your back like a tiger."
Coop was surely clueless throughout the story, but why would he order a bear with his burger? That’s really dumb! Once again, interesting characters from this author, but in this story not too believable characters.
I second "The ending was a problem for me and this was a little less than some of your solid 5 stars."
Solid read though , good plot and character development. ENJOY!
I liked the story up to the point he went back to his ex and to solidify his weakness, he shaved himself.
At that point he became the weakest character I have seen. There should have been no chance for redemption after that.
I liked the setup and the tempo for the development of the story. Good characters help make a good story. This is a good 4Star story. The ending was a problem for me and this was a little less than some of your solid 5 stars.
I enjoyed the read an look forward to more of your storytelling
Yeah sorry, you wrote MC as a brain dead nincompoop dumbface at the same time claiming he's super smart and stuff. That ruined entire romance for me. It's like reading RAAC cheating wives garbage. 3 stars, and I'm honestly tempted for 2 since the shitfaced "french" bitch didn't get ANY downside or punishment whatsoever.
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And yes, the fact that Crys continued loving the asswipe instead of finding a decent guy, is also an indictment against women (as it's a typical female behavior - either destroy a good guy, OR let a guy acting like an ass destroy you but keep coming to him. Can't just love a normal decent guy who doesn't treat you like shit and keep loving him forever).
I would have given this story a five but four was all it was worth because no one is as stupid as Coop was made to be.At least hw woke up but he was a fool for too long.
5 stars from Xluckylee for a great imagination. You keep writing and I will keep reading.
Good story A bit Shakey in the middle BUT I must be a little bit of a romantic Turned out ok (jaybee186)