by angiefuch
a good story. Different, creative, imaginative, and well written. Just a few typos to detract though I did vote '5'. Thanks.
.........of course I'll do Vegas," I said with a sinking heart, god frenchmen were bad enough what on earth would the yanks be like?
Darlin' don't get your knickers in such a twist. Just think of us Yanks as a hybrid of Irish/Germans on steriods.
Overpaid
Oversexed
Overhere!
As a Yankee Doodle Dandy, I would like to welcome our Brit cousin to the Home of the Obnoxious and the Land of Excessive Consumption. At the moment we are having a trifling public debate if our new national motto should be either; "If it was worth doing, it is certainly worth overdoing" or "Excess is never enough!".
I myself am still in the majority faction that is holding out for the new national motto to be changed to: "What is mine is mine! And, what is yours will be mine as soon as I've killed you for it."
So what the hell did you expect from a country where the ruling caste are lawyers?