by sarahhh
Loved this story but sadly there was no Thanksgiving follow up. Would have liked to see those dudes get it in the end. :)
...but I was actually in a "fraternity" called Sigma Epsilon Xi in college. I helped start it actually...
Another great story from sarahhh! I can't wait to read the girl's revenge story
Great writing. It is always an entertaining time when I get to read your stuff, thanks for all the time and effort you put into such funny and sexy writing,
Boggsy916 from Yahoo.
Sarah, you have done a super job! Great story and enjoyed your writing once more :)
As a card holding member of the ASS sorority, I'd do ya. I especially like the red hair and perky tit in your bio. I would love to see the other one, in person.
My story "I Love Dick" that won in the 9th Annual Literotica Awards for Best Humor & Satire Story has mysteriously disappeared from this site. It was the first chapter in a multi-chapter series. No, I didn't request that it be deleted. It just . . . poof! Thank you, Jezebel.
another HOTTT!!! story. it was hot it was sexy it was an absolute turn-on. great story great thoughts. keep up those thoughts and stories. luved it
The "I Love Dick" thing has become beyond boring and the story is about as funny as a funeral.
Well, Darling you've done it again! I'm so hard I can't stand it. You've melted my igloo! Thanks, Baby, I love ya!
A mouth full of cum and a bunch of hot chick .. what's not to like about this story ??
you did it a again!!!! a flaming hot story!!! can't wait for more of them!!
The team we play tomorow and these trolls who bash your story.Damn funny and hot damn!So who doesnt love I LOVE DICK in one way or another. {STEEL MANIAC}TM
You never dissapoint. I loved it. Want to see more. Thanks Sarahhh
Great job Sarah. I have my P.D. uniform ready to start looking for your bus. I'm sure I could find some violation of the Penal code and have you take a special breathalyzer test.
Rick
You have me hard and sexually aroused trying to view this great story keep it up or should i say wet
The blackstallion21 must be your french maid.Tricky Dicks gonna whoop that skank ass of yours this week.Bet me. McLovin (The Bud Light Bully)
Great story, and interesting grammer choices... and GREAT REFERENCE to the World Champion Pittsburgh Steelers!
Eating your pussy until you beg for mercy."
That's MY job, you naughty tart!
Well, anyway...I did read it...and didn't keep my trousers on, yet again.
Damn, but you're good. Love the clever lines, "don't care if it's Christmas & you're going to Mid Night Mass!"....hmm...that was a great image...the priest...;-)
that was my frat way way back when.in fact we were the 1st chapter at a certain Ivy league school in central NY.ASS ASS we are the gas,get some right after mass,con the girls out of a blow job,on their knees bobbing on the knob,nothing like a sorority slut lass.oh what fond memories your story brought back.GEorge EBerhardt from my space.
Very amusing, and definitely got the blood flowing. You never disappoint Sarah. Your stories always hit the spot.
A Little different than a lot of your stories I have read, but very entertaining all the same. Would love to see the little geeks squealing..
Why dont you crawl under a rock and die I have never seen any of your stories so shut the F up
Hey Red when do I get one of those famous blow jobs of yours. I would love to feel the back of your throat and tounge damn I gotta go jack off again
love ya Baby
Sarahhh, your record of never "letting me down" is definately intact after reading this well written, sensual story. I would love muff diving on you, and/or you giving me a bj.....you said you like licking a clam, bearded or not......ok Sarahhh, are you bearded or not????? Inquiring guys want to know ;)~
Sarah, your record of never disappointing me stands.....I'm proud of you for swallowing the "cop's" cum.You mentioned liking licking a clam, bearded or not.......are you bearded....or not?????? ;)
Another great tale, Sarah and yes I'll bet on the Steelers/Lions game... I bet the Steelers win. As most of the football fans say around here: "Go Blue!"
please get a gun and shoot whatever that is that crawled from under the rock in Steelers country.
Now, now, you can spell it "jibed" or "gibed." And you're wrong about "just venting anger and crude comments benefits no one" too. It benefits Jezebel. She gets a big rush from denigrating those she perceives as competition for attention and anyone else she doesn't like much, which includes most everyone but her alts. Not to mention she just plain likes to fuck with people, mostly anonymously. But then, she is one sick kitty.
Another great tale, Sarahhh.
Kept me "up" for almost the whole thing.
Looking forward to more.
I'm certainly glad you can always find a way around the Lesbian Until Graduation mantra. It adds an interesting dimension to your stories. I can't wait for the sequel to "Sorority" where we get to see the action with the strap on and the Frat Rats.
OMG,Sarah..this one combines all your usual wit with some pretty sexy stuff..I loved it all..you just have that way of telling a good sex story..keep it coming baby..and thank you..hope you win the competition..
It's really difficult to type this comment and masturbate at the same time....but anything for you SEXY!
I'll be drained very soon.
i love when i see women that love the steelers as much as me props to ya. CHEWIN TOBACCO CHEWIN TOBACCO SPIT SPIT SPIT IF YOU AINT A STEELERS FAN YOU AINT SHIT! haha thats what we chant down here. props to your steelers dedication.GO STEELERS!!! yeh the stories are the bestest too. people call me Giant....but you can call me G
To be perfectly honest I'd have rather been arrested than tested by a bunch of power hungry moronic arses but then that's just me. I just wanted to say ... you gave in far too quickly and should've bitten down hard!
But then this wouldn't so much be a ... well it actually would have been in the Halloween catagory now wouldn't it!
It's certainly entertaining and that's what it's all about. Wouldn't mind reading the sequel though;D
Hi, really great story as always! Love the shirt! GO STEELERS!!!
This was a good story Sarah. Your usual humor and I liked the frat prank, very well done.
Keep up the good work and don't worry about nasty comments. I always say, negative CONSTRUCTIVE criticism can always help (btw, you spelled "jibed" wrong *HaHa) but just venting anger and crude comments benefits no one.
It looks like you have Jezebel so frazzled that she gave you a 5 vote instead of a 1 vote with her 00 00 00 00 00 comment. Is that hilarious or what? She must have been in the midst of pounding her own stories with 5 votes and just lost her mind.
T-Man (SCM 3489) loves Dick too and I am not gay.Bet you watched Big Ben on Raw last night.Was that an awesome show or what.Hey you should write a story about that!Would be a riot.
It amazes me that you'd be so completely full of yourself that you think that anyone could be jealous of a fucking slut like you. Your writing sucks and so does your attitude. Go fuck yourself bitch.
You ALWAYS deliver with a good mix of sex and humor. You are without peer on this site. Almost could convince someone to be a Steelers fan, almost.
Wow that story Twinkle Twins you got posted today is hotter than hell but how cum you cant vote & do comment.This one is more funny but that one is 10 stars & 2 splats. StealNeil neilginnery@yahoo.com
Well what can I say other than: "It's about time you got this story out of your system" I've known about your aversion to pigs for about 4 years now and never once did the full truth come out. Now that it has I have to say well done Miss Hamilton very well done and you've got my vote!
Oh, Jezebel is just obsessing about me passing her alts on the favorite authors list. And she has always been jealous of all the comments I get. Why, she was even bitching about her lack of comments on a very recent story of hers. This story of mine here is by far the lowest rated one I ever had. Even worse than my cuckold epic “My Husband Sucks” in the Loving Wives category. Go for it, Jezebel! Keep pounding me with 1 votes and negative comments. I could care less rather than more, psycho bitch. Waste your time because you’re such a waste of time.
Hey I won the prize for best prediction didnt I? Read the story after the game.Couldnt sleep I was so revved up.Not bloody enough for me but side splitting funny. Eirewolf (I am the new breed, a bastard of Adams seed)
You never fail to deliver. You are readers' writer. Your stories are always entertaining. Good luck with the contest.
A sister obiwan was wise to keep her from me lol luvvvvvvvvvvvvvved the story an i luvvvvvvvv me sum sarahhh.
BIG ED
i would love to be on that bus. or even just pulling the prank on the sisters of SEX. even if that makes me an ASS, lol. another great story, keep 'em coming!!!
Because of stories like this that are lighthearted, comical and sexy. Strap it on! Can't wait for the sequel.
so gave you high rating since you didnt bash the Browns.Going for 3 wins in this Biatch!!!!! Thats right 3, Chargers 24 Steelers 13 Mark it, and get to your bookie now..... and your BlueBones is going down to my ClevelandBums in fastasy today.Vegas Dawg
I was a big fan of the old cop shows like Hill Street Blues and NYPD Blue but never saw an episode like this but if you wrote one the title would be The Cure for Blue Balls.Thanks for turning me on to your stories.I have a lot more to read.GreyDog49 from my space
I loved the part where Nikki made her ass into a pumpkin using orange and chocolate edible paint! Being an ass man that turned me on! And the others licking it off! Oh boy! Shwing! :0)
You should do that to your sexy butt then I could have pumpkin and peach pie together.
Well,keep up the great writing ok! I LOVE ALL of your stories!
Oh also I was glad that you had an uncut guy in the story since I am. Not many writers have uncircumcised men in stories. Have you ever been with one? Just wondering. DT
The comments are almost as amusing as the story, which is very amusing. You really got Jezebel the terrible troll in a hissy fit on this one. Now I can understand you getting Assologist and tittysucker et al fired up, but what is her problem? ROTLFLMAO
Hi Sarah! Another great story! With this great story,you better win the Halloween contest! You are such a great writer! Serious,sexy stuff and funny things too almost making me wet my pants laughing. Keep up the great writing! You better win the contest! Take care,Dave
I have seen most of the vampire movies you mentioned like From Dusk 'Til Dawn, The Vampires Kiss and Queen of the Damned. Not Lesbian Vampires and Sorority Succubus Sisters though. I will have to check those out.But in any event you are my favorite female vampire! Nobody can suck like you.
books for kindergarten students since your literary expertise is on that level.
into the contest! I never knew there were so many different names for the same body part. Good luck in the contest.
the very idea of a "suck you bus" sounds like I missed out when I was in college...waaaaaay back. Love your wriring, Sarahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! gmta@scccoast.net
I think I figured out what I will be for halloween this year...
I think I figured out what I will be for halloween this year...
You always write weird incest/taboo stories. Good luck in the contest.
Even the title is cute! I can not imagine how this story could offend anyone, at least not on a porn site.
Pens hockey tonight!What a pregame show and hey what happened to your puck hockey story?I really like that one but this one is great too and all you stories are. Your bud from Yahoo Pick em MarsMellow
Loved the story, it made me want to be on that bus!
-akuma2486
outrageously funny and hot.wheres the beef? difficult to see why some critisize a fun well written story like this.omartinez
Oh my, a troll with a name other than Anonymous. I’m talking to you, mrsocko316. If it quacks like a troll, it’s a troll, whether it has a user name or not. You start your comment with “I always start reading your stories because the description intrigues me. Then I get to the ‘I Love Dick’ joke and I realize it’s you.” Well, sometimes “I Love Dick” is at the end of the story, so what, you read most of it and then get pissed off? I might also mention that MY NAME is right there with the DESCRIPTION that intrigues you, so your statement is mindless drivel and destroys any credibility you might otherwise have. I have previously mentioned the reason for “I Love Dick” and since you are stalking me, you must have seen it. But I will repeat it. I am publishing a book of my stories and “I Love Dick” is what ties them all together. So if YOU don’t LOVE DICK, go FUCK yourself.
as usual, sexy and damn
sexy.keep up the great writing and yeah, I am one of those that
loves your stories, especially the incest one that envolves the in-laws and
such or brother and sister, not the parents so much, but thanks anyway for
your fantastic writing...bye for now
Rocketman,
lbmolitor@gmail.com
Love the Steelers. Love the Hawkeyes. Love you stories. Cheryl L.
You people who put all the glowing comments on this story really need to get a life. There are excellent authors on Literotica, but this isn't one of them.
Using "Fake" cops was a funny and erotic twist. I get hard everytime I read one of your stories. This was no exception and a WINNER for a Halloween story.
You always bring a smile to my face.Your story are a great way to start the day.Wasnt too happy about Steelers beating the Titans tho.We both are in deep doo doo if we dont win this week eh.Buzzardo who cant get his password to work
The ONE reason I read erotica is to get off! Stimulate the mind and the body will follow. And this story did that with precision! Now I know why you're published. Keep up the flow of words so we can keep it up!
Oh- and I dig the "black & gold"!
Assologist
I sure want to read about the girls getting their revenge!!!! :)
It could be either, because you're recycling the same poor story, lame jokes, dumb dialogue, and bad writing from all of your other stories. The only thing that fits the theme of the contest is the lifeless characters.
I love Da Bus (Jerome Bettis) but I love this bus even more.Fuck the I Love Dick haters.WILYSTYLE from My Space
odd thing about your halloween story is that sority sisters don't qualify for incest catagorizatiom.
We never had those sororities & fraternities at my college & WOW we sure missed out on some kinky fun
Sarahh baby you did it again and i bout busted a gut ...with my nut when i got to the part that it was a frat group !! Now thats funny, whoever you are !!! You always please me Sarahh and thats why i'm your # 1 fan in the south!! Didn't really care much for the male bashing and the anti cock sucking stuff... after all Sarahh we all know you love dick !!! ( sucking it !) But still, it was a story and can't wait for .... The ASS !!! Thanks Sarahh and get us those pic's of the girl's !!
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I told you before your stories are totally hot particularly the girl on girl scenes. Kisses from Tammy but go Ravens!
the Steel City Mafia that is we love yinz stories an I Love Dick shirt.your the best so rock on. Jake (SCM #721)
I always start reading your stories because the description intrigues me. Then I get to the "i love dick" joke and I realize it's you. I realize the story is going to be the same as all your other ones. At the very least, stop using the same joke over and over and thinking it's clever. Maybe I'll get to the end of the story and realize it was a decent story.
fun story, nice descriptions, nice surprise at the end.
I'm not sure what all the raves are about. It wasn't long enough to be called a story and didn't do anything for me.