All Comments on 'South of the Border Creampie'

Not even worth a 1

Look up psychopath author; that's you. Wish there were zero stars.

This is the worse story I have read here. This guy is a poor excuse for a man.

Not the worse...but...near...When she said: "If you lick it all up, we will stay married. If you don't, you are out! What will it be?", he would have said: "OUT"!!!! But he was stupid....His wife fuckes 4 guys and he didn't found out?

Love to do CLEAN-UP after each or all YUM-YUM

Cucks needs to go away.

This gay married shit needs to stop.

Typical bullshit.

Some folks object to cuckolding. That's ok; I don't like gay sex stories, so I don't read them and if I did I'd probably not find them arousing. To each their own.

That said cuckolding is a growing fetish and a popular genre. If it offends you or bores you or disgusts you why read it and post comments detailing your objections?

Personally watching my wife dominated by another guy excites me. As is the case in many relationships our sex life has grown dull over time. It still works but it lacks the excitement it once had years ago. Our solution has been to occasionally spice things up with another guy, or less often, another woman. Our first threesome was with a girlfriend of hers and it was fantastic. Nothing hotter than having your wife lick the woman you're fucking while pulling out and jamming your slick cock down her throat every few strokes.

It turns out however that turn about is fair play, and guys are easier to enlist as a third party compared to women. Thus we have invited more men into our bed than women over the years. It is still a fair amount of work to find a suitable individual and like most folks we have busy lives so this only happens every few years or so. When it does happen it heats up our sex life for weeks. I'm not suggesting this is for everyone but it works for us. Consequently I enjoy cuckold stories, including the one above. If you don't, why read them and then disrespect the author?

Personally I've never been into the whole cream pie thing or being dominated by my wife, but I appreciated Kinki's story even so. For me it's enough to watch my wife's eyes light up as she pulls down a strange guy's boxers to see his how big his hard cock is. I like how my wife, who struggles to take more than half of my six inches in her mouth, suddenly manages to deep throat eight or nine inches of thick cock. I love the little grunts she makes every time she takes a large cock, or how my feminist wife lets a stranger pull her hair as he rams her from behind. It turns me on and gets her off, and increases our own lovemaking.

For us it's a good deal: she gets to indulge her love of being dominated by a young hung guy and I get a much more active and turned on wife. Plus one of these days we'll find that elusive third woman again.

comment that was longer then the story and begged people to accept that he and these types of stories were becoming more popular how fucking sick is that.

and then bitching like the little dick asswipe you are!!!

kill the bitch frame the mexicans

wow

Poorly written trash I guess it gets dark in your mothers basement

please, lets encourage writers and stop this attack on every topic you dont like.

For me the B.T.B stories are the worst ever but I refrain from from the attacks because next time that writer may wrie a good story I do like.

Lighten up, its just letters...

an author should have the courtesy to post a few words of description to warn those who really don't enjoy this genre. It would reduce the flames and low scores. Unless of course, it is the intention of the author stir up the trolls.

this is why some of theses faggot ass lowlifes need to write a tagline so we don;t skim though trash like this! Yeah, I said faggot ass! If this offends him, NOW HE STANDS UP FOR HIMSELF? as our heroine said?

Ummm.......Did you read the description of the story? I did. That's why I didn't read it. You should do a better job of screening OBVIOUS cuckold stories instead of getting angry at the author. People who enjoy cuckold stories have just as much right to read and write what they enjoy as the rest of us.

grow some sackage, ditch the bitch, and walk away.

Personally, I'd take her downstairs and show her what MY kind think is a suitable punishment. As for him, he'd be dying at a time of my convenience.

To the anon who said:

"That said cuckolding is a growing fetish and a popular genre. If it offends you or bores you or disgusts you why read it and post comments detailing your objections?"

It's growing because more and more men don't know how to be a man. A man wouldn't let his wife fuck other dudes. Period. End of story.

How is this story in the wrong category? It is for extra-marital affairs and cheating wives. What are cuckold stories? They are about extra marital sex. Just because you guys don't like it doesn't mean its in the wrong category. This section isn't the BTB section or the "Cheating whore gets what's coming to her" section. Its for ALL variations of extra marital sex.

Why is it that people feel that it is the SITE that has to change around what THEY WANT. Its not your site. If you want a site with no cuckold stories, make one. YOU are the visitor to this site. That means that whatever the site has going for it, YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH. If you don't like it, go to another site. The fact that you guys come to this site on a daily basis and complain that you hate where it is going is absurd. Its like watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and getting mad because of the violence.

I can say this because cuckold stories don't turn me on. Neither to revenge stories or "holier than thou" saint husbands. But I know that they do entertain someone, so I DEAL WITH IT. If I find that the stories on this site aren't fun anymore, I'll stop coming here. You guys should do the same.

By the way, I gave the author 5 stars for being brave enough to put his "kink" out there even though it will be attacked.

The defenders of these stories admit that cuckoldry is a fetish. This site has a fetish category. Where the fetish is more the focus of the story than the marriage as most of these cuck stories are they should be placed in that category. The low scores and negative comments in LW demonstrate that those who read stories in this category don't want them here.

Is that not why this site has a fetish category.Just because.the people in a story are married it DOES NOT make it Loving Wives.Sorry jav but humiliation and being completely demeaned by a spouse would seem to me to fall under fetish Last commenter had it right

Javmor, I DO respect your attempt to be a voice of calm rationale, when asking ornery commenters to accept the things that they can not change about this site. That said, you are wrong about category classification. You are NOT asking someone to change the way the site is run when instead you are merely asking them to use it properly.

Side note, I did not plan to comment on this story, and I only read (honestly just skimmed) it "just to see" if there was a redeeming factor to it or not. Well, it was what I thought it would be, and as such I had no plans to comment OR vote. It was later, after the comments in the "recent comments" section, that I came back here.

A different anon had it close. The idea of cuckolding, and the portrayal of creampie eating ARE IN FACT FETISH oriented. Some might say, even EXTREME fetish. As such, ANY reader can go to the category page, and see that Fetish has its own category. Some might say that multiple partners qualify a "hot wife" tale, but for that there is "Group Sex". Some might say that the cheating sex described in a story was so strongly persuasive, that the helpless cheating wife had no choice but to comply and go outside the marriage. Guess what? There are "erotic encounters" and "non-consent/RELUCTANCE" that could cover that. What about swingers, and open marriage types? Again, "Group Sex" has always seemed to make the most sense to me. I think that the word "swinging" even comes up under the group sex cat description.

Once upon a time, (and I THINK it was...but don't remember for sure) TxTallTales wrote a how-to or an essay on story classification. If it wasn't him, it was somebody else that was "famous" and well revered here as a lit contributor. In it, he broke down the categories, and described where a story might fit the best. It IS possible that ONE story will combine MANY things in the contents that would make it possible to classify it in SEVERAL different categories. His advice was to rate the dominate themes of the story. Yes, the author IS the one who should do this. What idea DOES the bulk of your message deliver?

I can think of an example of a story where the married couple starts out with a poor sex life. They begin swinging unsuccessfully, then close down HIS side, while she continues to play. My memory thinks that part of the problem was hubby's cock size, so the cucking gets more extreme. Eventually he is made to do clean-up duties, including sucking the bull's cock. This of course leads to sodomy (BTW, Yes, there IS a dedicated ANAL category too) both by wife w/ a strap-on and the bull bareback into hubby's abused ass. In addition to bondage, masochism, and humiliation (public and private), next he has to endure feminization and cross-dressing.

WOW! Well where do you put this? LW of course! This one story combined elements from EVERY category, but since the author couldn't decide, they stuck it in LW. Why? Because they "were" married? I say that although lots of different themes were presented, its proper place should have been fetish. Although many different fetishes were employed, the THEME centers around pushing the limits of introducing fetishes to the marriage.

Because of the ongoing debate over the LW category, both in message boards and comments sections, people have become to "accept" that cuckolding belongs in LW. Others REFUSE to accept it. I, in my own frustration, agree that there is little I, as an anon, can do. In fact, that is all ANY anon can do. Simply point out the obvious. But, even Laurel's vague and poor descriptions of what "makes it" a LW story, fall short of the system ACTUALLY working. There have been thousands of cuck stories placed in LW. There have been at least hundreds of other kinds of stories put there too, that didn't match up either. To defend anti-BTB detractors, There have been thousands of stories that should have been placed in non-erotic put in LW too. Where does it end?

The frustration ANY reader has, is when they realize the categories just are not being used effectively. But is this the reader's fault? I think it is the author's responsibility to classify a story, as to where it fits the best. This is followed by the site admins. If the PROBLEM is people arguing over comments, then better police where the stories get put, with strict consistency. OR......ORRRRRRRRRR......

let folks say whatever the fuck they want, and let the debates continue to rage!

Frankly, at issue MORE than fetish acceptance or revulsion to certain POVs, are the ideas of free speech. How can you defend free speech for the authors, but then seek to censor the readership? THAT is the thing. IF you post a story in the wrong category, best to be prepared for some not to like it. IF you call out an author, or another commenter directly with a hateful, or hurtful comment, best be prepared for them to lash back at you. IF you have something constructive to say, best to understand that a kind word goes a lot farther then backhanded sarcasm. If there are problems in a story, many authors DO want to hear if mistakes were caught. However, nobody ever contributed to helping an author write a better story by telling them to eat shit and die. Many commenters haven't learned how to be respectful, but even so, telling THEM to eat shit and die, won't stop them from continuing shit-headed behavior either.

So what DOES belong in LW?

I used to think I knew. But I don't think ANYONE really gets it anymore. Some of the greatest LW tales could have been put in Romance. Some of the best authors in LW, have contributed what should have been in humor or satire.

Is LW broken?

It might be. I used to think that LW was a place for tales that were detailed description of marital trials and tribulations. May be there was cheating, but the main story centered around the marriage. May be there was an attempt to cuckold, but the story was PRIMARILY about the interactions of hubby and wife, NOT just about wife and bull. Stories that are written to be "stroke" stories (all sex and little substance....like characters/plot/conflict/resolution), should be in erotic encounters. So the stories that are left in LW, usually are more thoughtful complicated stories about feelings and emotions, concerning A MARRIED couple. Any story in the hall of fame (whether it has cheating in it or not) are well crafted stories that have the SPOUSES as the two main characters. Some swinging and cuck stories DO have that. But many do not. Sometimes, one of the spouses isn't even a character. A one line description of marital status SHOULDN'T qualify a story to LW.

Now these are just my thoughts. I might be wrong, but anybody oughta agree, that I am mostly right. Anybody who wants to argue about categories and story classifications needs to spend some time on the main page with the category list. Soon you would realize that TONS of stories are placed wrong. And not just the ones that feature creampies.

Final thought: I think that people who have a certain fetish WANT an assurance that OTHERS have it too. People have a certain need to feel "normal". But when you call something a fetish, then that must mean unnatural and perverted, right? Fetish does NOT mean sexually deviant per se, but somehow it does seem to have a negative connotation. And THAT is why people avoid it. "Well, if LOTS of people like this sort of thing than I must be OK, right?" I think that there would be a lot less grief in the world if people just admitted to THEMSELVES that their kinky fetishes are just that, KINKY. Mainstream folks (vanilla?), are never going to understand. But is it so wrong if they don't? If you have figured out that sucking on dirty toes makes your dick an inch bigger, is there anything wrong with that? Hell NO! Suck ON, you toe loving freak! But thinking that it isn't part of a foot fetish IS wrong. Thinking that EVERYBODY agrees that toe sucking is the best part of a sexual encounter IS wrong. But trying to change someone's mind about alternative sexual lifestyles is ALSO wrong, perhaps even more-so. I say, accept who and what YOU are first, and foremost, and stop worrying so much about judging others. Part of me believes that THAT is what Javmor was trying to say, earlier in this thread. I mean, I can read a story about BDSM, and wonder why someone would want to try that. I can be glad that stories about it exist so that I can learn how others feel about it. However, all along, I can know that BDSM will never work for me, or be a part of my own personal relationship. Even the best written story about BDSM will not likely change my mind. So, do I waste my time arguing about it in the comments section? Hell No! But when that author with the BDSM story tell me that all "vanilla" relationships are wrong, and that the only way to experience real love is at the end of a whip whilst restrained, THEN! THEN I will call out BULLSHIT!. Look author, what works for you might not work for all. Doesn't mean that just cause I chose to read about it, that now suddenly I want to act it out.

There are no absolutes in this world. Yes, there is plenty of grey mixed betwixt the black and white. Freedom of speech is a wonderful gift. Nobody has ALL of the answers. Sometimes author's and site administrators make mistakes. But just because some prefer a certain type of story over the other, and might get vocal about it in a bad way DOESN'T change the fact that perhaps less arguments would occur if certain stories were classified better.

I understand why some people don't like this story. I don't like it, either. And I agree that it belongs in Fetish more than LW, although you could make a reasonable argument for either category.

That said, how stupid do you have to be to read a story with the word "creampie" in the title and be shocked and offended that it's a story about -- gasp! fainting! -- creampies?!?

Seriously.

As if that weren't enough of a clue, the author even elaborated on the plot in his story's description: "Wife forces husband to eat cream pie and like it."

Was that not clear enough?

Either some readers have a reading comprehension problem, or it simply makes them feel good about themselves to act like belligerant, sanctimonious, tough guy assholes within the safety of their online anonymity. Or maybe it's both.

I understand that many people are upset with the placing of these stories. But the final say so has to go to Laurel. If she felt that these stories were misplaced, she would do something about it. The fact that she does not makes me feel that she is okay with how things are going. When it all is said and done, its not our site. Its hers. So for us to keep getting angry and bashing each other's "fetishes" is getting us no where. Until she changes it, why can't we just respect each other's kinks? They aren't wrong because having another guy fuck their wife is what gets them off. Just because it doesn't get US off doesn't mean that they are sicker than the rest of us. There are many people that would call us sick just for going to a porn site. Let's be honest, we all have our weird shit that others would judge us for. There is a cartoon that I saw that struck me as funny. I was of a Catholic priest, and he said, "All sin, except for mine, is detestable in God's eyes!" I feel that we have this attitude when we judge "cucks".

Makes it a loving divorce not a loving wives

Very simple solution. Divorce and adios. Kristen and her Mexican boys will be happy together. The narrator and Julie will be happy together. A completely dysfunctional marriage which wasn't worth saving will be over. Best to cut your losses now, before you're stuck with kids to support and this becomes economically ruinous.

He's filing for a divorce and going to get checked for std's. She's about to be out on her ass. They'll need to sell the house as part of the asset split. She can fuck anyone she likes when she's single. No man stays with her for ten seconds. Andher threat to throw him out? Don't make me laugh. He has as much right to be in their house as he does. Any attempt to force him out and she ends up in jail. Stupid story

1 star

Yes, things will change quickly. He goes to the police and reports them for sexual violence and assault. She's going to jail for at least five years. He gets divorced and lives the good life without the whore!