by TreskaNovell
I bet that if this actually happened, it would be someone like him to be the first human contact. We humans always seem to make the worst impression on whoever we meet.
The story was great for a laugh, I applaud your comedic talent.
when I originally started this, I actually meant for it to be a serious piece, but as I wrote it, it just started getting funnier and funnier, and then at one point I started really laughing. Alien abduction can be seriously erotic, just not in this example. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me sometimes....I debated about putting this on here, because its kind of a boner-killer, but shit. its actually hilarious. Sometimes, you gotta find the fun. <3