Stereotype Pt. 01

This is an idea I had when I was thinking of revisiting Dr. Dick and Porno Ray series. I got a kick out of some of the characters there and how they were stereotypical. That got me thinking about if you could mix all the stereotypes you see in porn and erotica what exactly would that look like. So I decided to try. I need to explain a couple of things though.

First, the old man featured here is kind of a reoccurring character, he is the guy who made the dollars in the Funny Money series, and he is also the guy who made the Wacky Wand (a couple of fans have wondered about that so I figured I'd answer that). He has also been used with my permission in "Coin of the Realm" Series. When I want to use magic, he is usually the guy you see.

Second, this one may be offensive to some folks. I'm trying to make this based off the Stereotypical character you see in porn, so there are going to be some things in here that hit on various races and so on. The idea is that people are turned into a stereotypical character, and some stereotypes can get offensive to some people. I'm not trying to insult anyone, but I'm smart enough to know that some people don't see things like I do, and some people will see insult when none is intended. So, if you think you might have issues with that, then I ask you not to read this story. If you do and it's offensive, you were warned.

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Jason sighed as he looked around the small park. Nice suburban houses, folks out on walks, typical mix of people. The whole thing screamed "normal".

"God, this place sucks." Jason muttered as he flopped on a bench.

"This place is the perfect stereotype of suburban America. Gated community, park in the middle, pool right by it, nice eco-friendly trails, lots of trees, and everyone mows the grass. Have the new young couple just starting out, the divorced mother, the normal families, the various minorities all represented so we don't get thought of as not being diverse, the nosey HOA manager, the empty nester debating on selling and moving. God, you couldn't make this more average if you tried." Jason said with some annoyance. "And everyone is pretty and handsome, just like on a TV sitcom. No one ugly, even the "mean" people aren't really that bad and when something really bad happens they end up helping. Fuck, boring as boring can be and just as predictable."

Jason was a nice-looking young man who was working a couple of years to save up money for college. As part of that he was living at home with his stepmom and dad, although his dad was usually gone due to work. He probably wouldn't have minded it so much if everything wasn't so normal. Cripes, even the emergencies were stereotypical, a small kid falling off a bike and breaking his leg or arm, a small fire started by a shorted appliance, a fender bender with the two loudest people in the neighborhood, nothing crazy or really fun ever happened here.

"Lord, what I wouldn't give for something different, this place is just so stereotypical." He muttered.

"Different? Hmmmm, that is quite an interesting term young man."

Jason jerked and nearly fell off the bench. He stared at the older man sitting next to him on the bench, an older man who most certainly had not been there just a moment ago. Jason looked around and then said, "Where did you come from?"

"Ah, that would take a long time to tell properly. But I heard your grousing about how, what was the word? Stereotypical? Yes, how stereotypical this area was."

"Well, yeah. Look at it, I could sit here and tell you exactly who was going to do what and when without having to think twice." Jason said as he sat back down. The older man was nicely dressed in an older suit that looked just a bit worn, but still well kept. There was something about him though, he seemed to be amused by something. In a busier part of the city, Jason would have probably walked by him without a second glance.

But this man was not from around here. And there was just something different about him.

"I see. Bored with the same old routine, eh? I can understand that. But you do realize that many in history would kill for this "routine". Stable, safe, calm. No worries about a raid, or if the crops would fail?"

"Well, sure. But given that stuff is in the past, at least here anyway, it makes for a boring time." Jason said.

The man chuckled. "I would say maybe you just have the wrong stereotype."

"Come again?"

The man looked around. "This is a stereotypical neighborhood. But by what stereotype?"

Jason frowned. "Um, the normal one? This is just everyday suburban life."

The man grinned and leaned forward. "Exactly. The normal one. But what would it be like if it was a stereotypical suburb in a horror movie?"

Jason blinked. "Huh?"

The man looked around. "It would probably look like this, but with the killer parked over there watching the house he was going to attack that night. The police driving by and missing him or ignoring the signs or the little boy who saw the killer or monster preparing."

Jason leaned back a bit. "Great, some wacko." He thought. But the man drove on.

"I take it that isn't your thing. No matter, I wouldn't do that to this place, too nice." The man looked him up and down and grinned. "How about this? How would this neighborhood be if it was a stereotypical porn movie neighborhood?"

Now Jason backed up a bit. "Um, I think I need to be going."

The man laughed. "My boy, you need to broaden your mind. I'm about to offer you something that will make your life very much NOT boring. And it will give pleasure to many other than you. You see, you are not the only bored person in this neighborhood."

The man pointed at Mrs. Jones who had come out to move her garbage can. Mrs. Jones was an empty nester whose kids were gone to college and her husband constantly at work. She was nice looking, but Jason had never really considered her in terms of sex. She seemed to be in nice shape, but her dress was that of an older housewife, so it was hard to tell her figure.

"That woman secretly is dying for a makeover and having a fling. While she loves her husband, things have gotten too normal for her. And over there, Ms. Turner, the young single mother. She'd love to party more and have fun, but life with a child is difficult. She is lucky that she has a solid job that pays well, but she misses the days of college and the parties and the fun."

The man smiled as Jason. "My boy, I am a wizard. A very old and very powerful one. I ruled a large country once, but tired of it. Absolute power is nice for a time, but keeping it? Oh Lord, the wars, the pain, the double-crosses, the plotting, feh, not worth it. I gave it up and started traveling the world, seeking my own amusement. I discovered that it was much more amusing to help others find their amusement. Especially bored young men who have many dirty desires."

The man waved his hand. "I have an offer for you. I can give you something that can change things up here. This neighborhood will still be stereotypical, but I'm giving you the ability to change what exactly the type of stereotype it will be. What would Mrs. Jones be in a stereotypical porn movie neighborhood?"

Jason, while still thinking this man was off his rocker, found himself interested in the idea. "Mmmm, I'd say she would be the cougar."

"Interesting, I would have said a MILF."

"Nope, that would be Mrs. Youngs over there at 212 Maple. And her daughter would be the young horny babysitter or teen temptress. She turned eighteen back in May and is the major babysitter around here." Jason said.

The man leered and Jason snickered. "Okay, enough of the dirty talk. I will admit it would be fun for some changes here, but I'm not seeing how I could do any of this. Not that I would mind you."

The man laughed. He held up his hand and Jason saw a large gold chain with a gold medallion on it. It looked like bling, like something out of Boogie Nights.

"This little item can help you make some changes around here. Wear it around your neck but be sure it's visible. In fact, wearing an open necked shirt or unbuttoned one would be best. It will do several things. Never, ever take it off or you will have to start over, a slight miscalculation on my part when crafting it. One it will make you the central character in this new stereotypical neighborhood. The "star" if you will. You will be the guy who gets the girls, the headliner in the porno and its main attraction. You will get some stamina and the ability to enjoy this new stereotypical neighborhood. Now mind you, you are not the ONLY star. So if you make up some changes don't think you will be the only person who gets to enjoy it. Transform a married woman and even if you do nothing to her husband, he is likely going to be enjoying his wife a LOT more if you follow. Two it will help you, em, adjust people as needed to fit their roles. Mrs. Jones as she is now, is no Cougar. Show her that medallion and make some suggestions on what her stereotype is and be ready to have some fun. Mentally the change is quite rapid. You just need to work on it and make sure your target understands what they really are, or if you are smart you will figure out what they really want to be and then help them along that road. You might want to give them some time as they won't transform into a full decked out porn star on the spot, they will need to go change and so on. Maybe you should make a round before supper and see some people, yes? Lastly, these changes will cover everyone. You are changing a stereotypical reality into another one. Once changed, other people will accept what these people are now without issue. Mrs. Jones husband will accept that his wife is a Cougar. You can leave him be, make him a swinger, make him a cuck, or make him a cheater too. Up to you."

Jason was working hard to keep his face straight. Obviously, this guy was off his rocker and needed a coat with extra-long sleeves and nice padded room to lay down in. "But I don't want to offend him, he might do something crazy. Better to play along." Jason thought.

Jason reached out and took the chain and the medallion. The man smiled and after a moment said "Well, put in on boy, put it on!"

Jason slipped the chain over his neck and suddenly felt a weird rush of, of something flow through him. His head spun for a moment, and he blinked several times.

"Whoa. That was weird. Well, thank you for the..." Jason turned and the bench was empty. Jason glanced around and he saw no sign of the old man. There was no place he could have run to or hid. Jason gulped and then sighed.

"Well, at least THAT was different." Jason held up the medallion. It had a weird pattern on it, and it felt heavy like real gold. Jason remembered what the old man said and snickered. "Yeah, like I have the power to make this place into a stereotypical porn neighborhood."

Jason stood up and headed back home. He was snickering to himself about the whole thing but as he got near his house he saw his neighbor, Lisa Anderson, walking back from the mailbox.

Lisa was a nice-looking woman in her early thirties. She was a brunette with a nice figure. He had seen her a couple of times running or at the neighborhood pool early in the morning. She usually did her workouts at a health and fitness club nearer her work which was for a law firm. She was single but was currently between boyfriends.

Jason met up with her right as she got to her walkway. She smiled and said "Good evening, Jason. Out for a walk?"

"Evening Ms. Anderson. Yeah, out for a walk. Ran into an interesting old man."

"Oh? Someone new to...what a lovely medallion." Lisa said.

Jason glanced down and realized he hadn't tucked the medallion in. He looked up at Lisa. Lisa was focused entirely on the medallion.

Jason gulped. "No way this can actually work." He thought.

"Yes, it's lovely isn't it. I got it as a gift."

Lisa just stared and her eyes seemed to get a slight glaze to them, like she was drunk or high. She stood there for a few seconds while Jason looked around, ready for someone with a camera to jump out. After a bit he began to get nervous as they were just standing there staring at each other.

"Um, Lisa, can I call you Lisa?" Lisa nodded yes. "Do you have any plans tonight?"

"Plans?" Lisa said with a slightly dazed voice.

"Fuck it, this is weird and that old man flat out disappeared into thin air. Time to go for broke." Jason thought and took a breath.

"Yeah, plans. You know, like seducing the next-door neighbor. I mean, you are the stereotypical next-door hottie, right?"

Jason gulped and wanted to slap himself on the forehead. "Christ, what a line! She should slap me just for the stupidity of it. Fuck I didn't even say it was me! If this works, she could go for Mr. Blake!"

Jason began to look around to see if he could run. He stopped cold when Lisa spoke.

"Jason, hello there." She purred. She stepped close to him and put her hand on his arm. "I was just thinking how nice it would be to see you after a long day at work." She said in a very sexy and sultry voice.

"Oh? Well, lucky you, here I am." Jason said with a slight tremor in his voice. "Holy shit! This has got to be a trick or a prank or something. This can't be working!" He thought. He glanced around but he saw nothing out of the ordinary.

"Yes, so lucky. Would you care to come inside for a drink? It's been such a Looooong day, and I would love some company." She said as she looped her arm into his and began to lead him up her walk.

"Why, that sounds lovely." Jason got out. Lisa swayed next to him in a very sexy walk that rubbed her body up against his as they walked. Lisa got the door open and led him into the living room. He sat down and she sat next to him. Lisa was still dressed for work in a blazer and blouse with a knee length skirt with black stockings and low heels.

Jason looked around and noted that she hadn't opened the blinds yet. He smiled. "Well, in for a penny." He thought and said "Why don't you get more comfortable? Take off your shoes and that blazer? Works over, right?"

Lisa smiled broadly. "Why I was just thinking that." She slid off her shoes and then stood up. "Can you be a dear and help me with my blazer?" Jason stood and eased off her coat. Jason folded it and draped it over a chair. He sat back down and noted that Lisa had undone several buttons on her blouse, and he could now see her cleavage. Lisa sat down right next to him and put her hand on his knee.

Jason swallowed and Lisa smiled with a predatory gleam in her eye. "So how is your summer, Jason? I'm soooooooo bored. No boyfriend, all by myself. I am always hoping for some company." She purred and her hand slowly moved up his leg.

"Really? A lovely woman like you? You should have men lined up outside your door." Jason said. "And if this actually works you will." He added to himself.

She giggled and then reached behind her head. Her hair was in a bun, and she pulled out a pin and let her long black hair down. "Oh, I'm not that lucky. The men at work are just soooooo busy, they never have time for little old me." Lisa's other hand reached up and her nail began to lightly trace over his chest.

"Well, I guess you need to look closer to home then, don't you?" Jason said as he reached his arm around her and pulled her in close. Lisa smiled and she leaned in and kissed him hard. Jason nearly started up from the force as Lisa shoved her tongue into his mouth. Jason and Lisa held the kiss for a while. Jason head swam from the passion and her perfume, and he was gasping when Lisa broke away.

Jason looked at Lisa. Her eyes were blazing with heat, and she ripped open her blouse. She was wearing a white lace bra underneath, and it held a lovely set of 34 C's. She tossed the blouse on the floor and with a quick move straddled him. She cupped her tits and licked her lips.

"You want these titties? You want them, Jason? They are all yours! I'm all yours! I need a man to fuck me, and you are that man!" She panted out with some heat. With a quick move the bra was off, and she leaned forward and shoved her tits right into his face.

Jason kissed them both and then sucked hard on the left nipple. Lisa gasped and then moaned. "Yessssssss! Oh God yes! I've waited so long for a real man! I'm yours! I'm your bitch!" She cried out as Jason began to switch back and forth. Jason nipped her nipple and Lisa squealed in delight and some pain.

Jason sucked for a bit more and then heaved Lisa to one side. "On your knees, suck me off." He panted.

Lisa was off the couch and on her knees in a blink of an eye. Her hands were on his crotch, and she moved like she was possessed. She nearly ripped his zipper open and had her mouth on his cock the second it was exposed.

"Awwwwwwoooooooooaaaaahhhhhh." Jason babble as his hot neighbor, now the slut next door, sucked him down. He watched in amazement as she tipped her head back a bit, took a breath, and then deep throated his cock all the way to his balls. Her tongue swirled and Jason nearly passed out.

"Ohhhhh Goddddd! Yes! Work that tongue you slut!" Jason panted out. "Jesus, I should have blown my load the second my cock went down her throat, but I'm holding steady. Uhhhhh, must be part of this medallion's powerrrrrr, ooooooooo." Jason panted out. Lisa was oblivious to his words, her whole existence seemed to be focused solely on making his cock feel wonderful. Lisa eased it in and out, gasping huge gulps of air when she moved it out of her throat, and her tongue seemed to dance and spin on it. Jason's eyes rolled back as the pleasure flowed through his body.

This went on for several minutes until Jason felt the twinge coming. "I'm going to cum! Swallow it! Every drop you fucking slut!" He growled out.

Lisa shoved his cock all the way down and sucked as hard as she could. Jason felt his cock twitch and then shoot his load into Lisa's throat. Lisa made a odd gagging sound and eased his cock back up into her mouth. She kept her lips locked tightly around it and Jason felt her suck him dry and swallow every drop. Then she pulled his cock out with a "pop" and sat back with a huge smile on her face.

Jason took a moment to catch his breath. He touched his medallion and thought "Old Man, wherever you are, THANK YOU!" He looked at Lisa, who was staring at him with smoldering eyes. He grinned and looked at the clock. His step mom had called earlier with word that it would be a late night at work, so he wasn't worried about getting home late.

"Well, that was nice. But I think someone needs a fucking now. Stand up and get rid of that skirt." Jason said.

Lisa stood up and eased off her skirt. Jason looked and smiled. She was wearing a black lace panty, garter belt and thigh high stockings. "So why the black when your bra was white?" Jason asked.

"Why did I ask that of all things?" Jason said as he shook his head. "Cripes, I guess I'm still processing this whole thing."

Lisa grinned. "Black tended to show through my white blouse, it is rather distracting to the men at the office."

"Well, since you are now the slut next door, be distracting. I expect you to dress like the stereotypical next-door hottie, sexy, revealing, and borderline indecent. Shorter skirts, lower cut blouses, and go commando when you can."

Lisa giggled. "Of course, what else would I wear? Now then lover, see anything you like?" She held up her arms and swayed her body back and forth.

Jason leered and then stood up. He kicked off his pants and moved behind her. He cupped her tits and nuzzled her neck. He pushed her forward and bend her over the couch. He pulled off the panties and gave her ass a smack.

He traced his finger down her ass and then up to her pussy. He frowned a bit. "Lisa, if you are going to be the sexy next door slut, I expect a clean pussy. You will shave this after we are done and keep it that way."