by Kinkynfit
"I'm not ugly by a long shot, but I definitely don't look like Brad Pitt. That guy has his pick of the litter and he goes and chooses Angelina Jolie? She's fine and all but he can do better than her, can't he?"
No, Shania Twain turned him down flat... even though he's a rocket scientist and has got a car.
That don't impress me much. You've got the look, but do you have the touch?