by estragon
If I wanted to read a bunch of legalese, I would've been a law major in college. I came to this site to read erotic fiction, not this crap.
Why did you read it? If you want stroke, definitely don't read anything I post. As for me, I'll post what I want, and whether you read it or not, or like it or not, is entirely irrelevant.
Thank you for this. Truly hilarious, deft, and delightful. Satire of the first order.
Gratitude is too small a word to express my thanks and admiration for the brilliant world you created in the Valerie series. It's a hackneyed phrase, but true nevertheless: I feel I am a pygmy, standing on the shoulders of a giant.
Very well done indeed. Being a citizen of the UK, and therefore part of the European Union (EU), may i say that this piece of writing matches the wonderful and totally unitelligible legal ramblings of the EU - did you know it takes 27 pages to define a ladder and how one should be used safely in EU-speak.
A wonderful piece of satire , thank you for a good laugh.
...of the license agreements I get with software. By the time I get to the end, I'm not sure what I just read. However, in your case, it was considerably better text than the EULA from Microsoft. Perhaps if the MS lawyers read your story, they could learn something. Good job!
I'm a recovering asshole--a retired lawyer. (Malpractice defense and employment law, not tax law.) So I found this amusing, especially the Court's descriptionof the witnesses, the recesses, and the footnotes. But I don't suppose most readers here peruse case decisions.
Old Jag (literotica webmaster is having some issues getting me registered and signed in.)