All Comments on 'The Art of Princess Maintenance Ch. 03'

Sigh. Foot and humiliation fetishes aren't my thing. I now fear that all future encounters with either of them in erotica will evoke the image of the garden gnome who liked both and the laughter that followed. I'm ruined!

Good job :-)

thanks! that's exactly why i put the bit in with Gertrude as well. as i'm sure everyone is aware, roughly one hundred percent of the people who *aren't* into feet and humiliation have disgusting monster-spider impregnation fetishes instead. i'm working really hard to put something for everyone in each and every chapter of this story, no matter how personally unsettling i find each and every one of you and your dark, terrible needs.

so thanks to all you gnomes and dryads for the fives, and to those of you clicking four instead, i'm sorry, but i can't countenance fur-suit sex. it's against God.

This series has had me in stitches. Thanks for all the laughs!

And don't worry, we're not after fur-SUIT sex. We already figured that when the princess finally does lose her virginity for real, it will be to Chewbacca!

Truly you have a twisted mind to come up with the squickiest sex scenes I've ever read. I think in all of them I've uttered "Oh, God. No!" at least once while reading. I'm sure you'll eventually tap into one weird fetish I never knew I had. (Lemme nix the idea of water sprites engaging in water sports right now.) Love love love this series. Hilarious as always. The line about the gnomes lawn ornaments had me laughing aloud. Please continue, and quickly.

Did you squick out your muse so bad she left you?

Nearly a month and no new chapters.

just human life being being human life, i haven't had time for writing. I probably won't for a few more weeks.

Any idea when chapter 4 will be out

submitted. should show up in the next few days. Here is a teaser, a line of dialog from the new chapter:

-<i>Hlarglrgrlrgl!</i>-