All Comments on 'The Bra Salesman Ch. 02'

Thanks for sharing another great episode!

Some helpful info... If she's 48 inches up top (Wow!!!) that would make her about an H to J cup if she's a slightly larger lady.

If she's a more average build she's more likely to be a J to L cup (Double wow!).

And, if petite, L to MM/O cup (Gulp!!!).

You never know... Might save your bacon one day! :-)

By the way... If you bump into Bubbles again please ask her how she got the nickname!

Thanks again!

I love it! It is so fucking good! You write like a maestro and your story is hilarious and sexy as hell! Eagerly awaiting the next in the series.

Chpt 3??? Maybe figuring out good dildo sizes?

This is too funny, keep up the good work

Would love to see some tit fucking "exercises". Keep up the good work

I love that you actually felt guilty about being such a self-serving douchewagon. Ha, ha. Keep up the funny stuff.

The only big titted woman I couldn't put out of my mind who is as dumb as the big titter is this story was Claudia Marie. Dumb as a box of rocks, but oh so sexy.

Her orgasm/s?

Maybe I did.

But if she didn't, she must be feeling very frustrated. So what's she gonna do?

(Why didn't he care about this?)

and neither am I.

I know about the inflation, the Chinese, the trees--

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH9xrg70cUU&NR=1&feature=endscreen

" She was deep-throating me and I felt like my cock was halfway down her throat. I thought that if I moved my pelvis forward any more, I might puncture her lungs. I had no idea how she was breathing ... "

And females actually go through this kind of thing? I've never had any guy, man try to do anything like this to me. Such a thing would be--unimaginable.

But THEN I'M FROM MEMPHIS, TN, WHERE WE'RE ALL REDNECKS.

NO WONDER I MISSED SUCH EXPERIENCES: I'M A SOUTHERN HICK.

"I keep my eyes wide open all the time ... "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQWYc3_vE0I

This is very silly but still funny.

I really like the pace of this so far, but I'll reserve my judgement until I finish the rest of the story. You killed me with that Rush Limbaugh joke though. Hilarious. That man is as sexy as he is brilliant, which of course is to say not at all.

That makes me smile.

He wouldn't accept it

Enjoyed story man but don't know why I am feeling sympathetic toward dumb girl. Perhaps I am not as sadistic as I thought

Laughed my ass off while reading this...

Could've told her that your sperm should be used as moisturizer. Tut tut

Reading your story made a hardcore pervert like me feel like a saint ;) the kind humor used is fantastic :D.

Awesome dude i really enjoyed it... : )

Is bobrobertson a pen name? If you say it over and over in your head the words "bra robber" start to form.. Maybe its just me.. Im a tic twisted ya see.. Mebee dyslexia?

The stories are completely awesome. There are such a few stories like this outside of that scifi/mindcontrol ones, but even from these few , your's are one of the best.

And by the way (I don't know if it was intended or not) some people call 'that' a 'coochie' not 'hoochie'.

Another fantastic one. Oh, these are sooo good. Hilarious and hot.

If you don't write for a living, you missed your calling. These stories are great. You've got a knack for making the erotic very funny.

I loved the whole series!

outrageous premise, stream of thoughts, some of the best of humor!