by dannycumdump
Let me guess, the Super XXX model from Alice's Inflatables?? Lifetime guarantee on the anal passage... If you can wear it out, the next one is free!!! A funny read, but you did prove that even anal sex can become boring...
An example of what would happen if Andrew Dice Clay ever had an actual girlfriend. What a major asshole this douchebag is.
I gotta say I’m a woman who’s really into degradation and gangbangs and fantasies about being turned into a cum dump. So when I say that this story is very poorly written, it’s not because I’m opposed to the contents. I agree with one of the other comments, the tons capitalized and all caps words definitely took this from “very bad” to “completely unbearable”.