by Bebop3
I can’t help but remember the Boondocks parody with Chris Hansen and the booty warrior when reading this 🤪 We can do this the easy way or the hard way!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nicely done.
Great twist. Didn't see that coming.
Glad to see you posting again. Thanks.
“Hey now, big guy. This looks like a win-win to me. We can guarantee you a meal every week for a year. Just have your Renfield take a look at the contracts and…”
Not sure Rod Serling would approve but well done! I sure didn't see that ending coming! Thanks for the quicky!
Cheers
SAGE
Talk about pulling a rabbit out of your ass.
If Chris had been Italian, old Nossy would have been ass fucked.
Nossy types don't like garlic.
Nice twist on what looked like a very formulaic setup !
"5" for the creativity !
What a delightful twist! I like how you planted the seed in the second sentence with "an Eastern European businessman with a vague background..." Did not see that one coming.