by PetroniusJackson
O Nameless One, alas that I must inform you that the rods of life featured in this tale are fictional. What is not fictional is the temple's new line of fertility amulets invoking sacred Hathor. Made of attractive green ceramicware, these amulets have been thrice bathed in the sacred essence of lotus and have been blessed personally by the great Thutmose-Neferkare. Guaranteed to give you a stiffy in a jiffy. Get yours today at the Temple Giftshop. -- Seneb the Subpriest