The Spell: The Experiment

"What do you mean?" Peter asked,

"Simply put it's just cleaner," Edna said, "Comparing your before sample to both of your after samples show a lot of contaminants that were stuck in the blood beginning to disappear upon initial infection and then all but gone the following morning, fats, endocrine disrupters and even faint traces of microplastics, all gone,"

"Where do you think they went?" Peter asked,

"The body's natural waste disposal systems I suppose," Edna said, "Now that I think of it we should've both given urine samples this morning."

"Hold on a minute," Peter said, walking over to Edna's side of the counter, "I've been noticing some oddities as I've been reading, a girl in Hawaii reporting impressive weight and cellulite loss within the first month, a man in Texas claimed his beard growth doubled within the first week, according to this one there was this couple over in Greece who had been trying to conceive a child for almost two years till they were infected, according to some basic math they finally succeeded literally the day after,"

"What if what the spell really does?" Edna surmised, "What if the naked thing is just some side effect?"

"How has no one noticed this before?" Peter asked, the excitement of discovery making his heart race,

"Well no one's had the chance to compare before and after at this point," Edna explained, matching his excitement, "Not with all the red tape involved in it, Peter this is what we've been looking for, this is gonna put us on the map!"

Overwhelmed with excitement Edna threw her arms around Peter who laughed as he reciprocated, he allowed himself to enjoy the feeling of her perfect breasts and nipples pressed against him and the tip of his penis brushing against her thigh,

"Let's see who they call Odd now!" Peter cheered as the two separated to look each other in the eye,

Edna bit her lip as she looked up at him,

Without warning she lunged at him, wrapping her arms around his neck and kissing him deeply,

Peter leaned into it for a second before he realized what was happening,

"Whoa, whoa, whoa," he said, forcefully pushing her away from him, "What are you doing?"

"I'm sorry," she said, composing herself, "I just couldn't wait anymore,"

"Wait for what?" Peter asked, stepping back into the living room,

"I thought I could move past it," she continued breathlessly, "But with the Spell messing with everything and after months of keeping it all buried down..."

"Wait a minute," Peter interrupted, recalling something Tiffany mentioned last night, "Edna do you like me?"

She smiled nervously,

"Oh dear god," Peter sighed,

"We'll can you blame me?" Edna demanded, "You're fun, we like the same stuff, you're nice to look at... and you're the only one in my life who doesn't look at me like I have a third eye,"

"Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered," Peter said, his brain running a mile a minute, "But it's a bad idea,"

"Am I that unappealing to you?" Edna asked, looking down at her body,

"Trust me, that's not the issue," he said, following her gaze a bit longer than he should've, "It's just... say we do it and it doesn't work out, who knows how long this lockdown will last, it could get... painful,"

"We'll what do you think would be more painful?" She countered, "Some awkwardness, or walking around each other for days, weeks, even months with no... relief,"

The idea of being in such close proximity to beautiful, sexy, naked Edna for more than a few days with only his own hand to provide relief sounded like perhaps the greatest hell he could imagine,

It was the first unwritten rule of life, if a girl who looks like that offers herself to you, you don't let her get to the next sentence,

So why was he hesitating?

"Here's an idea," Edna offered, "What if we just did it once, just to measure the impact of the spell on copulation,"

"You mean like another experiment?" Peter questioned, trying to apply Edna's hard logic to it,

"Exactly," Edna smiled, "We do it, measure any abnormalities, and then we move on, no strings attached,"

Peter thought for a moment, he felt as though his brain were about to explode,

"We'll if it's for science," he shrugged, his words surprising even himself,

"Excellent," Edna smiled, walking back up to him so she was a foot away,

She looked up at him expectantly, neither said a word as they stared at each other, waiting for the other to do something,

"I'm sorry," Edna said meekly, "I'm not sure how these things usually start,"

"Well usually," Peter began nervously, "I find girls like it when I... when I pick them up and carry them to the bedroom,"

"Well then," Edna blushed, "By all means..."

Peter carefully reached around her and put both hands on the bottom of her firm behind as Edna put her arms around his neck, in one swift motion he lifted her off the ground leading her to instinctively wrap her legs around his waist and rested her just above his penis, her pussy, already wet with arousal brushed against his member drawing a hitched breath and a soft "Oh my,"

Edna leaned down to kiss him as Peter walked towards the bedroom,

This time he kissed back, allowing himself to enjoy the feeling of her lips against his and the sensation of embracing his more carnal instincts,

While it was difficult to find his bedroom with Edna occupying his face and his spacial awareness being thrown off, Peter was eventually able to make his way to his bed, laying her down while maintaining their lip lock,

He eventually stopped, taking a minute to appreciate her flushed face as he lay on top of her,

"What are you doing?" Edna asked as he began to slowly make his way down her body, leaving a trail of kisses down her breasts and flat stomach before stopping when he reached her mound,

He chuckled as she pressed her soft thighs together nervously before he grabbed her knees and gently pulled them apart,

"Oh my god," Edna gasped as he moved his face forward,

She gripped the sheets in ecstasy as Peter ran his tongue across her,

Now he wasn't that experienced in oral sex, having done it only once before and with very little success by the end of the evening, but Edna didn't seem to notice in the slightest as the pressure began to build towards her orgasm,

Peter sensed this through Edna's cries and the way her body shook and mere moments before she erupted he pulled away and wiped down his face.

"Wha... no... why..." Edna gasped, finally for the first time in her life unable to think properly,

"We're not done yet," Peter growled into the flesh of her neck, the vibrations of which almost being enough to send Edna over the edge anyway,

He reached over to his bedside table and pulled out a condom, his hands clumsily fuddling the wrapper in his excitement,

"Hold on," Edna interrupted, gently taking the condom from him, "Lay on your back, I wanna do it,"

Not one to turn a good offer down Peter complied, laying down with his penis sticking straight up in the air,

With nimble fingers Edna tore open the package and stretched it over him, running her hand up and down to smooth it out, drawing an unstifled moan from her partner.

Peter went to sit back up but Edna immediately stopped him by placing a hand on his chest,

Never breaking eye contact she removed her glasses and climbed on top of him, very slowly lowering herself onto him,

Peter was about to cut loose when he noticed Edna hesitate for a moment, squinting her eyes as if she was in mild pain,

"Everything okay?" Peter asked, concerned by her reaction,

"Just give me a second," Edna requested, breathing deeply, "Just, try and hold still,"

"Wait Edna," Peter said, "Are you a..."

He let his sentence trail off as her face relaxed,

"Not anymore," she smiled,

"I'm sorry, I should've asked," Peter said, "I...,"

"It's okay Peter," Edna leaned down and whispered in his ear, "I was tired of waiting anyway, aren't you?"

Taking the hint and at this point unable to stop himself Peter thrust upward with every bit of strength he had, marvelling at the sight of his best friend riding him with the most amazingly erotic smile he had ever seen, bouncing up and down to become the most hypnotizing thing he had ever seen,

Edna once again began to feel the shivers of orgasm across her body, Peter, having no intention of teasing her any longer felt the tremor move through her body, it wasn't much longer after that that Peter reached his climax before she collapsed on top of him, both their hearts racing and both coated in sweat.

"I think that was a successful experiment," Edna said softly as she rested her cheek on his shoulder,

"I don't know about that," Peter said, pulling out of her and peeling off the condom, breathing a sigh of relief when he saw the spell had left it intact, "We didn't exactly measure anything,"

"Oops," she chuckled facetiously,

"Maybe next time we'll remember the vital monitor," Peter said, his voice growing slower as he drifted off,

"Next time?" Edna questioned, looking up at him only to find he had already fallen fast asleep,

Edna smiled at him, kissed him on the cheek and let her own eyelids grow droopy, finally satisfied.

***

Peter was disappointed to find himself alone when he woke up, his blankets thrown to the far corner of the room leaving only the morning sun to warm him, which thanks to the Spell was more than enough to keep him warm,

He lay there for a moment, looking up at the ceiling smiling uncontrollably,

"Edna?" He called out,

"In the kitchen," she shouted back,

He clumsily walked into the kitchen where Edna was sitting at the counter, reading from her laptop while nursing a cup of coffee,

He guiltlessly admired her naked form as he came up behind her,

"Good morning," he greeted, walking into the kitchen and pouring himself a cup from the pot, "Sleep well?"

Edna nodded, her eyes glued to her screen,

"What are you reading?" He asked,

"An email..." she said, finally looking up from her screen, "I told my professor about our experiment and its findings, they want me involved in their upcoming government-funded Spell studies... as a head researcher,"

She seemed very mellow about the opportunity,

"Edna, that's great," Peter cheered, feeling the need to convince his roommate of how excited she should be, "That means proper funding, proper equipment-,"

"And no more using my roommate as a Guinea pig," She smiled half-heartedly, "You don't have to withstand my crazy ideas anymore... you're free,"

She was clearly saddened by this prospect, as was Peter,

"You know," he began, choosing his words carefully, "Just because you're a big-time researcher now doesn't mean we still can't... experiment,"

Edna looked up at him with a glint of hope in her eyes,

"Doesn't have to be a formal experiment," he continued, feeling the pressure of her expectant spectacled eyes on him, "Just every now and then, you know for fun,"

"For fun?" Edna questioned, a smile breaking out on her face,

"Sure," Peter continued, "When we're in the mood, or maybe after I took you to dinner?"

"Peter all the restaurants are closed," Edna reminded him, "We're in lockdown,"

"Shit!" He cursed, "Hey, maybe I could make you dinner, I make a mean Mac and cheese,"

"I love Mac and Cheese," Edna smiled, "I just don't think either of us can wait that long,"

She reached down and grabbed his penis, it almost instantly surged to life in her grip,

"We're both pretty dirty from last night, How about we go experiment in the shower?" Edna offered, letting him go and backing away towards the bathroom, "Last one in washes the other,"

She began to pick up speed as Peter launched himself forwards, causing her to squeal in delight as he chased her down the hall.