by StrangeLife
Charles Martel's biggest mistake was stopping at the Battle of Tours! He should have pushed on with the Final Solution to the muslem problem!
Five stars, for sure. If Stephen King were to write flash stories, this would be one.
But funny too -
Excellent - I was wondering who was going to be the one to get her all hot and bothered and make her go BOOM!
humorous holiday stories I've read in quite awhile. Loved the ending.
I totally loved this. From the Israeli camouflage to the Star of Bethlehem. This was a great read! I laughed right out loud at the end.