by de_Vere
Its been a lot of year since I ate a virgin.. Good read, brought back a lot of great memories.
Did something accidentally get deleted just before the end? He went straight from finding out she was a virgin to the sunlight waking them up. Did they, or didn't they? Is this one of those "choose your own ending" stories? It feels incomplete.
What makes uncle Chuck an asshole? Doesn't approve of alcohol? Protects his daughters from horny, handsy creeps? Disliked by the inlaws? Allegedly cheap? Adopted a foreign child? You just described me. And I'm a Hell of a guy. And Charlie sounds like a stand up guy.
The point is, just calling him an asshole doesn't make it so. He kicked cats and pissed on bums. Smoked like a chimney indoors and tossed his butts everywhere. Pissed on the American flag and shit on the constitution. These would make him an asshole.
Loved it. Is Ben? going to complete a trifecta? There are a couple more sisters waiting to hookup at the funeral.
****That's a fine piece of storytelling very unique storyline!! Entertaining read. Thanks for sharing.
the lines:"That wild shit continued so long I thought I'd broken her. Broken off the switch with her in the ON position" are some of the funniest I have ever read in all my 60 years