All Comments on 'Why Are Men So Stupid?'

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AnonymousAnonymousabout 2 months ago

Slap stick comedy with deliberately poor grammar, etc.

Very clever writing. Not my kind of a story, but so well done had to give a 5!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 2 months ago

Not bad, most amusing. Though could have done without the pontificating at the beginning.

AnonymousAnonymous3 months ago

You should get help while you still can.

AnonymousAnonymous3 months ago

I don't know whether it was well written or not as I didn't bother reading it. But your particular man hating vitriol up front already tells us all we need to know about your particular brand of crap...

AnonymousAnonymous4 months ago

She wasn't in a relationship in the past and she used her natural assets to help her pay her way through college life while having a blast and not doing anything illegal. If it was a guy doing that, no one would bat an eye so I don't treat her any different in that regard. Having fun, lots of sex, and getting tipped well while you do it? Most people would sign up for that in a heartbeat. Nice to see that she turns out to be a strong, driven, faithful, loving wife. The wives in the LW cesspool could learn well from her, as well as women in general. This story turned out to be one of my favourites.

RuttweilerRuttweiler9 months ago
Good story, although…

…you REALLY need to re-read and edit your work, as a favor to both your readers and yourself.

Missing words, homophones (words that sound the same, but with different spellings and meanings) abound. Two in the first paragraph. Your readers will be happier if they don’t have to work so hard.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 year ago

More lies and feministic propaganda, women admit to cheating at about the same amount as men, however they only admit to the times that they were caught, they also admit that they usually only get caught 10% of the time. Women aren't really hurt by infidelity that much at all it is only their pride and egos that are bruised, however men are literally hardwired to react to infidelity worse than an attempt on their life. The biggest animalistic imperative of life is to reproduce and as women never have to wonder if their children are theirs. For women infidelity is NOT a "road block" to successfully achieving one of life's main goals, for males infidelity is the ONLY way they are able to "guarantee" passing on their DNA, and still no matter what situation, promise, or vow, it is still never a 100% certain.

LoejtcLoejtcabout 1 year ago

Anything is possible just not very probable.

Just_GymJust_Gymover 1 year ago

I love the story. One small quibble though. Your story shows that not all men are stupid. Notably her husband and her best friend's husband.

5 stars.

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

Damm good story, there are literally millions of wives and girlfriends out there who have had significantly more partners than their husband or boyfriend, it's the way the world works, if the average man walks into a bar and makes it clear he wants sex he may get lucky but I doubt it, if the average woman walks into a bar and makes it clear she wants sex the queue goes round the block, what your wife did before she met you is her life, her business, after she has married you, if she loves you and doesn't cheat, take the win and enjoy your life .

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

5 stars, loved it! I love this woman too! Damn shame she's already married, I'd love to have a wife like her!

RuttweilerRuttweilerover 1 year ago
Loved it.

Thanks for sharing this with us. You’re absolutely correct, many men are stupid, and apparently a lot of them clog up this site.

alextasyalextasyover 1 year ago

Love. It. Period.

Thank you bunches!

=Alextasy

Starwolf1961Starwolf1961over 1 year ago

I agree with the comments that say a ex-slut can make a good wife. I have known a lot a women who were very bad. Some of them are now Principals, councilwomen, mayors, and devoted wives and mothers. Just don't ask for names.

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

Unresolved anger management issues are a major hindrance in life. Hope the author finds a way to get hers under some semblance of control.

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

I believe this can happen in real life. I mean why couldn't a stripper, prostitute, escort, or just a slutty young girl "settle down" to be a mother and wife?

Know several who were sluts and strippers that eventually got married and had kids. Took a while to find a guy out often who did not know their reputation but once it all came out the guys were already in love and felt it was worth it.

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

I'm in my forties been with a number of women u can count with one hand and i'm proud that i never cheated on any of them. I'm far from perfect and to echo this story i believe a prostitude can be honorable and deserve her share of happiness (personally i wouldn't mind being married to an ex one). I also think in recent years the balance of gender for cheating is not reflected on stat. A minority of men(with good looks and/or power) enjoy the spreading of misery and a majority of women are nowaday entitled(it is called empowering i read) to do what they want(if u think i'm misguided on the meaning i'm not the only one many women took it like this). Needless to say that marriage in our society(i mean US/EU) mean nothing but a glorified responsability(money) If a day comes where men and women are equally considered for custody come for exemple I think pigs would fly. Women guilt shame men for equity but the truth is they want it all but will never concede to men rights they feel only themselves are entitled to have. Sexism is the same problem i agree the "negative" sexism is to be condemned but many women take advantage of the "positive" part of it. I think there is no kid or boy that hasn't been humiliated by a woman and no teen/adult that hasn't been manipulated by one. To go back to the begining i'm a plain guy nor ugly nor handsome and the only time the cheating could have gone is because i was happy in a relashionship and suddenly many women found it interesting to make a pass for reasons i think anyone can guess and i think it is very womanly. Sue me; bash me but if people want to generalise some others can do it too.

iameaseliameaselabout 2 years ago

Amygdala is a complete fucking idiot folks.

The reality is women can go from being easy to mom/wife just like a man can go from studding to being a good dad/husband. LW can sure attract the morons in the world.

What the aforementioned idiot is doing is confusing a cheater with sex workers. Cheaters rarely change, sex workers can and do. Hopefully Any...most likely a dude anyway, decides to stop trying to impart his dimwitted world view on us in the future.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 2 years ago

Great story. Vey enjoyable.

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Now, that's a loving wife! The real deal. Sexy and wholesome at the same time. Which is a 5 in this man's book. Also glad to see the author weighing in (5 months ago), so he's still active. Not sure what the copyright issue is that's kept him from posting to this site. Maybe it'll get resolved, or he'll decide to go forward anyway. Or maybe he's gone to one of those other sites already. Though I just checked a couple of them, and don't see him there. Anyway, this was a nicely done story.

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Great story! I love tough,sexy and down to earth women. 5 stars.

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Kris was a whore. I suspect that in her deepest self, she knows it: she's given away by the vehemence of her rationalizations. (They did have a clever setup to avoid prosecution.) Whether it was a good choice or her best choice or her only choice, is not for me to judge, but she chose to be a whore. BUT her policy of total honesty with her husband, the fact that he knows all about her past, and the way she involved him in her plot to take down Dick Head, give a lot of force to her claim that she's a faithful wife and a good mother. I respect her, and I believe her.

amygdalaamygdalaover 2 years ago

Factionalized psudeo whore but definitely a Grade A Slut. The old adage of you can’t make a Hoe into a Housewife has its merits, because it’s often true. In reality if a woman who gets off and truly enjoys showing off her body and engaging with multiple partners and various and ranged sex acts except as in this story pain stuff. Someone who has lost count of the amount of partners she has been with and feels no negative connotations to her hedonistic lifestyle cannot just turn around and turn off these ingrained habits like flipping a light switch. Then marry and live 18 years and never going out and getting some strange on the side. It CAN happen, but the odds of that are small and marginal as against what’s more likely to happen which is at some point along the way her true feelings come to the surface then it’s off to Slutdom city.

Myhands316Myhands316over 2 years agoAuthor

To all the annoying mice who comment on my story.... Get the fuck over yourself! IT A STORY, as in fiction, as in made up, as in not real, as in a figment of MY imagination... It is not real, it doesn't expresses my views on life, it doesn't tell the reader how I feel about any subject therein. FICTION...! So, not that we got that figured out, the feminist' and misogynists' that spew their bile on this can PISS OFF...

The Author!

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

This pretend author has an unbelievably stupid and biased outlook. Just furthering the the women can do no wrong and men are always at fault ideas that are now prevalent in society. Go ahead and keep on eating your cream pies and have nice life.....what a total piece of crap writing. In the last two decades, women cheating has actually tripled , and male cheating has remained flat or decreased slightly. Biased,courts and anti male laws have seeto that, and that is only the known numbers. The entire premise of this idiotic story is wrong

nixroxnixroxalmost 3 years ago

1 star - no comment

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 3 years ago

I liked it a lot but it seemed to be a bit short also the ending lacked something maybe they could have all gone on vacation to disney world or something ya know.

swedishreader1swedishreader1about 3 years ago

Why are men so stupid?

Because they invented and developed every bit of tech and system that moaning morons use to bash men without making said morons shut up.

On top of designing and building every luxury and structure said morons use.

On top of digging placing and then cleaning the pipes that take away the shit said morons produce....just a shame those pipes can't remove the shite that comes out of the mouths of said morons.

But don't let reality get in the way of your thinking men are stupid.

I didn't bother to read the story but you get a nice shiney 1 star for the title and rant.

Bye.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 3 years ago

Awful

iameaseliameaselabout 3 years ago

I didnt get beyond your opening diatribe that was pure, grade A feminist horse sh*t. Ive never known a male friend of mine to EVER used the poor excuse for cheating you claim they do. And no, no one I know blames anyone else for cheating on a cheating spouse. Your faux outrage is ridiculous, and quite frankly would therefore make any thing you attempt to pass off as a story certainly worthy of skipping wasting time reading.

whateverittakeswhateverittakesabout 3 years ago

Ah, tomato - tomahto. Good story.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 3 years ago
Didn’t read

One star for the obnoxious preamble

26thNC26thNCover 3 years ago
Again

Good one, but she walked a very thin line with that I wasn't really a prostitute explanation.

AnonymousAnonymousover 3 years ago
Thanks

Entertaining story that made me smile. I pity the grammar Nazis who are unable to see past the typos. Thank you for the free enjoyment.

JhWALLJhWALLover 3 years ago
Actually your wrong

You need to waken up because women are actually cheating more than men now. the figures only show reported cases the truth is much more different. as therapists have proclaimed it's just they can't report the cases because of confidentiality but with out stating names they actually said it's nearer 60% women to about 54% of men as men tend to own up to it and ask for forgiveness of there wives but women hide it more and try to keep it a secret.

The reason is the women like to do it but want a man to fall back on if their cheating goes wrong and not for the love of there husband.

These kind of women are the worst kind because they are just pure evil.

26thNC26thNCover 4 years ago
Before

As I said before, this is a damn good story. Definitely one of author's best.

Huedogg2Huedogg2over 4 years ago
I agree with the last statement

It's like asking the difference between a pornstar and a hooker, what's the difference? The only difference is one does it in front of a camera.

LoejtcLoejtcabout 5 years ago
Semantics

The argument being made is that because what Kris did was legal it was an acceptable way to earn money for college.

Does the reader accept that premise?

Adultery is legal in most. states. Is it acceptable?

If all citizen behavior was ruled by what was strictly legal, society as we know it, would cease to exist. Concepts such as trust, loyalty, compassion, , etc would be irrelevant.

Who we are as an individual is measured not just by our compliance to the law but also our moral and ethical beliefs and conduct.

While Kris justifies her actions because they were legal, I for one wouldn’t want her to be the mother and role model for my children.

notredame43notredame43about 5 years ago
surprisingly good

She still was a whore though, And to your statement with the premise that its ok if men do it. NO its not a Man doesnt act that way, A posing male who acts like a little child in an adult body might, some self centered narcissistic prick but not a man. Just like a female will fuck around on her husband, but a lady or woman wont. Nice job 4 out of 5. Least she wasnt a deranged deluded depressed twat or him a gutless scared putz who lets his wife fuck around. keep writing please

AnonymousAnonymousover 5 years ago
Answer to the question?

Yes she WAS a whore. And men are SO stupid because women are such whores.

Done and done.

TriCoastalTriCoastalover 5 years ago
Excellent

It made me smile, and is way above most of the tripe in LW. I write professionally, but overlook the typos when a story is innovative. It was an easy five.

AnonymousAnonymousover 5 years ago
Not all That

Just as an aside, any time I read a multi-paragraph italicized intro by an author intended to justify the following story, I usually know not to expect too much of that story. That said, I didn’t like this story much. The main character seemed to have only one emotion: anger. Almost every person she came in contact with was a “bitch”, an asshole, an idiot, flat-out stupid, or worthless. And nothing she ever did was wrong in any way. What a narcissistic... . No, I didn’t like this story much.

26thNC26thNCover 5 years ago
Different

Haven't read anything like this before. Pretty damn good story.

gmann57gmann57almost 6 years ago

thats a great story, Entertaining and could be real. Thanks for sharing your gift

AnonymousAnonymousabout 6 years ago
hmmm

butthurt is one word, not two words, not hyphenated, one word. Yes, I'm butthurt over butthurt...

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/butthurt

fausttusfausttusabout 6 years ago
You need an editor......

Your story ideas are decent. And you can convey your plot well. But you really need an editor to look at your grammar. It slows your story down and confuses the reader(s) when you miss a word or two in a sentence, or you use a wrong pronoun.

Thank you for your writings. But please get someone to clean up your works.

ForensicFossilForensicFossilabout 6 years ago
First Sentence Says It All!

The first sentence contains two howling errors. This thing is terrible. If the author doesn't care, why should we?

AnonymousAnonymousabout 6 years ago

Some of these other commenters...

"I once read a survey , and they talked to real Whores(street walkers, escorts) and they found that they made some of the most loyal wives and mothers, because they know whats on the other side. Thats not to say that theres not the occasional slip."

If there's "the occasional slip," then she's not a loyal wife. Calling cheating "a slip" doesn't change the definition of loyal.

timrivtimrivabout 6 years ago

Well so what she had a lot of sex, big deal. Those who marry a virgin can expect their marriage to go hell as she will at some point what to see if she missed out. A girl/woman who has been around the block a few times won’t stray as she hasn’t missed anything and the husband gives her everthing she wants and needs. I know been married 40 years to a woman who although not a hooker partied hearty during her university years and after. Since married has been a faithful mom and wife with no regrets. A plus for me is she has no hang ups and is good at every aspect of sex. 🤪😳😊

ejsathomeejsathomeabout 6 years ago
Fun story . . .

. . . very entertaining, well written, moved nicely, and humorous in the right spots. Enjoyed it. Thanks very much. 5*

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
WOW WOW WOW

Seldom does a story keep me so thoroughly intrigued all the way through.

Loved the main character as long as she's in a story, not as my friend and certainly not as my wife.

One reason I read it was the preface. Often have I griped to myself about literotica stories/comments that will not make room for people to change (what a narrow and blah view of life ). So liked the premise; liked the story.

Is the desk scared or scarred? Obviously the gripers (not grippers!) figured it out. So can't be too big of a deal. So why make it a big deal? Same with "the list" of other gaffs. Yeah, I've got 8 years post-high school education, so I'm qualified to be a nit-picker. But I'm getting a free story, not one edited by high-paid book publisher professionals. So I simply enjoyed a really well written story -- it's better than some I've paid for.

Now the discussions about whether she's a whore or slut or not, or who is "nice" are kinda interesting, but I wonder if they'd be more appropriate for letters to The Christian Monthly (is there such?). If you want everyone real moral, don't read Literotica, for heaven's skae (poor phrase there!)!

I know the story wasn't totally realistic and had some flaws, but I sure enjoyed the heck out of it.

Obvious 5 stars.

Paul in Oklahoma

MasterpuppyMasterpuppyover 6 years ago
What you do before

Your in a committed relationship is before,even if you were a slut. It's what you do after that counts.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 7 years ago

Why are pseudonymous trolls so wrapped in narcissism?

HankWTullamoreHankWTullamorealmost 7 years ago
Great

Why are anonymous trolls so useless?

amyyumamyyumalmost 7 years ago
Original and entertaining

5*

266xxyz266xxyzabout 7 years ago
Fun Story! 5*s

I don't think she was a whore but she sure as hell was a slut and that didn't change in the story. Leopards don't change their spots but that doesn't make them bad leopards. She was a slut...but isn't that what men want?

AnonymousAnonymousabout 7 years ago

I don't have anything to say about this story, other than I enjoyed it, I just wanted wanted to comment on a story where the universe's gift to vaginas everywhere had commented. I feel honored and you should, too.

silentsoundsilentsoundabout 7 years ago
anon 8/18/16

So you view all women as prostitutes.

Interesting perspective but I don't share it.

Women get to have sex with me. They have competed, paid money for dates and generally done anything within reason to have sex with me and my wife has been enjoying me exclusively for 25 years.

Maybe men who truly suck in bed have to treat all women like prostitutes but the many that aren't won't have anything to do with a pathetic loser that has to pay or otherwise bribe women to have sex with him.

tazz317tazz317about 7 years ago
THE ONLY STUPIDITY AMONGST MEN IN GENERAL

is their inability in forgetting who they are and their upbringing, TK U MLJ LV NV

sugnasugnaabout 7 years ago
A Rose by any other name...

...is still a whore! There are many ways to whore, some do it with their bodies, some do it with their minds, worst of all some do it with their spirit.

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
take exception to silentsound

Cumslut whore----REALLY??

I CAN AND HAVE ON A NUMBER OF OCCASIONS SET A NUMBER OF SELF-RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE STRAIGHT WHEN THEY MAKE REMARKS ABOUT WORKING GIRLS. ALL WIVES ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO WITHHOLD SEX TO GET THEIR WAY COULD BE CONSIDERED PROSTITUTES. ALL STAY AT HOME MOMS CERTAINLY COULD BE SO LABELED FOR THEY HAVE SEX IN EXCHANGE FOR GOODS AND SERVICES RENDERED. THERE JUST ISN'T A DISCUSSION OF PRICE BEFORE HAND. BUT REST ASSURED YOU WON'T BE GETTING LAID IF YOU DO NOT COMPENSATE THEM ON VALENTINE'S DAY OR YOUR ANNIVERSARY

silentsoundsilentsoundalmost 8 years ago
I liked your character but.

She was absolutely a cumslut whore.

No question.

She shouldn't be shy about it. It wasn't fitting with her bold character to refrain from calling herself what she was.

She was a fucking whore.

Did she change? Yes. Enough to become a faithful wife and mother at least.

I know people in real life that have changed. Interesting tale with a"Stupid" title.

crazycujocrazycujoalmost 8 years ago
@anonymous

The suit was for the insurance manager job she held, I think. From co-workers harassing her.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 8 years ago
?

If the new pimp was financially ruined by the whore and was trying to escape with the jar of money, how could they get millions for their sexual harassment suit?

AnonymousAnonymousabout 8 years ago
Wow, on the vitriol

I would expect some flame given the Loving Wives tag. I mostly avoid those stories, I have seen to much of that kind of pain in my circles of friends to seek it out here. I was interested in my hands take, since I like his touch on tales. (horrible wordplay, forgive me). I enjoyed the hubris fueled crashes, both early and late. I read this stories for the sadly rare ones where love, loyalty and kindness overcome the things that hurt us. Many of these comments remind me that there are a lot of readers are enjoying the pain and degradation of those who cannot defend themselves, or draconian punishment for a stupid mistake or failure. Too many rats in the cage, sad. AQ

AnonymousAnonymousover 8 years ago
I Liked it, But

I enjoyed the story. But I missed why she was sitting in a teddy in a crowd and writing her story.

rightbankrightbankabout 9 years ago
what a fun twist on what passes as conventional wisdom

While I still believe she spent too much time rationalizing her behaviour on technicalities in order to placate her own conscience, the reality is, she worked at a club, knew she was going to willingly participate in multiple acts of sexual gratification, and at the end of the evening she would take home a substantial amount of money for her participation. She also knew, if she did not have one-on-one, one-on two, one-on-(pick a number) sex with the club "members" she would not get a share of the "tip" jar at the end of the evening. She did so willingly, and acknowledged that if she was not at the Dog and Pony Show, she would still have done it

p.s. Daniel and Susan also understood and readily accepted who she had been.

OldmarriedtarOldmarriedtarabout 9 years ago
Some thoughts

In this day in age everybody knows that once a ____ always a ____, is true only about 15% of the time and a husband who is doing his job should have recognized this prior to marriage or early on, that is if the big brain was working. So the question is what do writers have to gain by trying to continue grossly misleading line of thinking. I remember many years ago that a similar question was posed to a group of sociologist who said that the largest group of proponents were females with a variety of reasons but the big one was jealousy.

JAUNTYOLDONEJAUNTYOLDONEabout 9 years ago
Another one for my Favorites list

I just got done reading "Life Raft" for the tenth or twentieth time,then looked to see what other GEMS you had written and came across this jewel. I enjoyed it to the max and damned near pissed myself laughing and noticed that it came off as being close to a "PG" rated story and as with "Life Raft" the good guys won and the bad guys got what they deserved,and if other people who read this story don't like it .......FUCK 'EM.

jauntyoldone

AnonymousAnonymousover 9 years ago
Regardless of content this was a poor story.

You tried really hard to convince everyone that "once a whore, always a whore" didn't apply. But somewhere along the line you forgot to develop any decent characters in this mess. She certainly was a thoroughly unlikeable woman. She sure whined a lot. Lacking clever writing I found this to be neither interesting or entertaining. And that's why I read, for enjoyment and maybe a few laughs. This story did nothing. While I appreciate the effort that goes into posting stories this one wasn't worth the time spent reading it. Maybe next time?

GoesGruntGoesGruntover 9 years ago

Once you've killed someone outside of self defense, you're a murderer. The passage of time doesn't bring the dead back to life, so you remain a murderer. Once you've performed sexual acts with someone other than your spouse for gain, you're a whore. The passage of time doesn't undo the sex, so you're still a whore.

I suppose you could return what you gained, then you'd be a slut.

Men are "stupid" because we don't get pregnant or nurse babies. I've heard it said that a woman is jealous of a man's love and a man is jealous of a woman's lust. If a man is supposed to be supporting and caring for a woman, he isn't going to want to support another man's child. It may not be fair, but it is the rational foundation behind the double standard.

Simple biology to not waste energy supporting someone else's genes. As long as a man provides a woman and her children with all of his support and protection, does it really matter where he fucks? As long as a woman only ever fucks one man, does it really matter to him where she feels her affection?

AnonymousAnonymousover 9 years ago
whore

a whore is someone who fucks for money.. she can try to rationalize it all she wants but by definition she was a whore when she was gettin gangbanged and taking money

RhomanovRhomanovabout 10 years ago
Chuckle

Irregardless of my personal thoughts, this was a great little read. Got a number of good "chuckles" out of it.

Thx!!!

Myhands316Myhands316about 10 years agoAuthor
You win some and you laught at the rest

No, this was not my best work. No I didn't spend hours, days, weeks; editing it. What I did, was one weekend when I was stressed and wanted to write for the sake of writing, I wrote this. I thought it was funny when I was done, so I posted it. Was she a pro, or just a slut? Does it really matter? Especially today when a twenty year old virgin is on the damn near extinct list. Did you miss the humor? If you did then I really fucked up. This was intended to be a fun lark with no real serious issues. A cookie cutter story if you will. No major problems, nothing to get all worked up, or flogged over. Just a fun story that I wrote when I was stressed.

Sorry that I haven't been able to post more of late, but I am helping my wife get her doctorate and have been editing her multitude of papers. I do have a few stories that are in the hopper, if I can ever get to them... after work, dealing with teen kids and helping the wife. But, such is life. Thanks for reading!

Myhands316

AnonymousAnonymousabout 10 years ago
Only good enough for a "2"

Allot of time was spent trying to explain that what she did was not prostitution. She really was just another whore but because of the way she did it she could not be charged with prostitution. She was still a whore and the legal technicality does not change the fact she was fucked many times for money. Yes some men are stupid, they would actually fall for this legal smoke and mirrors but to me she just another whore. Her husband being a cop did not work for me, cops don't marry prostitutes or criminals if they want to be respected, trusted and remain employed.

Lonewolf2013

Arago007Arago007about 10 years ago
Not his best...

I am a big fan, I have read everything Myhands has posted in the LS section, and seriously loved every story. I was prepared to not like this story as much, as it's not my usual thing. I was not prepared for the writing. I get typo's, which I can usually just overlook, but this submission was so filled with them that they just couldn't be ignored. Two in the first line! Yikes! This is just so not the quality I am used to seeing from this author.

I did find the story fun. Kris/Krystal was both sexy and a total badass. Susan was pretty awesome as well.

fanfarefanfareover 10 years ago
very clever piece of work

Mh3, congrats on imagineering such a delicious story. And that you wound up so many pissants, who are not competent to earn a 'u'. Has placed you on a pedestal in the Pantheon among my favorite Literotica authors.

Those people I am acquainted with who share the delusions of the BTB lynch mob who infest this site. I have noticed how these perpetual adolescents clamor for the respect they never have learned how to earn.

The only companionship they can attract is either paid for or will eventually put the horns on them one more time. You'd think that even these dullards would eventually realize that they are incapable of attracting any other kind of relationship.

They have richly earned public scorn and ridicule. They are characters out of a French farce.

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
Tire

BANG BANG, another Saturday night special took care of a dumb wife--female that is.

IronDragonIronDragonover 10 years ago
Had to read this one again.

Just for the laughs at Asshole's ineptitude. The guy really was a fucktard! :D

art1972art1972over 10 years ago
It is fiction

This was well done. The story may have had errors in speed and such but who cares it was a trip. Thanks for sharing.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
Desks can't be scared. They are inanimate.

So I stopped reading at the word 'scared'. If you meant 'scarred', then say so.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
She was a prostitute.

No ifs, ands or buts about it. Say anything you want, but those are the facts that you wrote. I should have stopped reading this sorry story when I tried to read your very first sentence which contained the mysterious words - "reading the entire line bovine excrement". I'm not the language police. But when you can't be bothered to proof read or edit your work, why would anyone want to read it?

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
A Good But Flawed Story

I do not know of any police department or agency that would not give immunity to a few "little fish" in order to catch a few much bigger fish. I say this as someone with a BA in Law Enforcement, who was a police investigator supervisor and a member of one of the most prestigious of the police organizations.

OldmarriedtarOldmarriedtaralmost 11 years ago
Very plausible story.

To say once a _______ always a _______ holds no water. All it takes is mental conviction to change from one life style to another. I do agree that if you are on drugs the task becomes much harder sometimes it's very much harder. The key is mental conviction. I've know too many people who decided that they were smoking or drinking too much and decided to quit and did. I never underestimate the power of mental conviction. History is filled with examples of its power.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
Yes, she was 100% whore! I mean potato, "patato"....

You missed the point you were trying to make. Sorry.

DunaDunaalmost 11 years ago
An sentence from my story

Those people who can change themselves to a better direction those people get my honor. This character was a prostitute against she denied her profession today.

However against virgin brides she DID NOT BECOME CHEATING BITCH. She was a whore earlier and today she is a first class wife.

BTW I wrote a humorous Romantic Revenge Story where an ex slut sends to the hell a cheating wife who was virgin at the wedding. My character Agnes tells her two children: " I tell my children that are the most important what you are or what you will be but not what you were if you did not commit a big crime."

My story is "I Am Not a Shark, But an Orca" from SOL (storiesonline.net).

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
Paying for College??!!

What a cliche. What you were doing IS prostitution, and don't give me the "I got paid not to have sex" crap. You got paid to play hard to get, then have sex. If you didn't have sex with the clients would you have been pulling in that kind of money? No! Your character is deluded, highly confrontational (bitch) and somewhat of a man hater (comes from being a prostitute). The writing was pretty good though.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
Too cut and dried no tension

Decently written but there was no intrigue, no tension. 3 stars for the effort.

Drbeamer3333Drbeamer3333almost 11 years ago

The main character simply didn't come across as likable. If you are going to argue legal details you need to be consistent and correct. Her threats of law suits and such were absolutely annoying.

By the way, if the police want to fuck with you ... They can. I'm no expert and even I realize they could have thrown her ass in prison for income tax evasion. You have to declare tips as well as wages.

lonewolf3307lonewolf3307almost 11 years ago
A bit weird...

... but not an altogether awful story. Although, I must say our heroine was definitely delusional about her days as a prostitute. Just because the "john" doesn't actually hand you the money doesn't mean you're not getting paid. Whether or not she was a "cool" chick would certainly be slanted by one's perspective. As for myself, I'd say she was about half-assed "cool".

shangoshangoalmost 11 years ago
If men weren't so stupid

Women like your Heroine would die of loneliness!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
fun read

fun story and I like the twist at the end..... and im a man and yes we are stupid....

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
Attitude

Wow...a woman with an attitude..loved it. The story line was refreshing, the character was refreshing and contrary to many of the comments your intro was refreshing. If you are anything like the protagonist you are one mean hard but loving bitch. I am definitely going to read your stuff. I have always enjoined the companionship of independent self assured woman and Kris certainly fits that mold. Well done...even with the editing issues.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
Tire

Why was I so Stupid to read the fucking piece of SHIT you call a story. WHY, WHY, WHY.

DunaDunaalmost 11 years ago
Statistical true sociaty laws

Such way of saying, as this American way of saying " A cheater is always a cheater" are statistical true observations. The cheating adventure as a rewarding pleasure reflex can build into the brain and the behavioral remains untill 10 years -15 years or untill death. However minority % of the cheaters can change themself after their first marriage.............Unfortunatelly we could not look at the other's brain............who changed themselves and who did not.........Statistical experiences show the statistical average as this way of saying say, because the majorities can not change............

The Hungarian way of saying: "The best whore will be the best wife" talks about the exception. The background of this way of saying, that a part of prostitutes could compartmentize their "work" for money and after they closed their prostitute past they buried this past into this compartment. Such women may be better wife, than the ordinary women, who may be a cheater after 15 years married life.............

This story shows well it.

DG_Hear two escort girl stories "Finding the Right Woman" "Built on Lies".

JPB's story "Hermann"

Romantic1's story " Discovery"

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
loved it!

Very good story. Would have loved to have known more about her life after college. Thank you author. More please. And be sure to disregard the naysayers and trolls! They can't write so they vent! Keep up the good work.

DunaDunaalmost 11 years ago
5*****

There are an Hungarian way of saying: The best (once more) ONLY THE BEST whore will be the best wife! Not every whore ONLY THE BEST..............as your character.................

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
five star

How good a story is can be judged by the reaction it generates. Obviously this one

is five star plus and original Nuff said

IronDragonIronDragonalmost 11 years ago
Harryin VA hates it.

Then you know you've written a great tale! Don't worry, he hates everything. lol

chilleywilleychilleywilleyalmost 11 years ago
Supurb story

I really liked it! The protagonist rounding on Susan was great! Excellent dialog, good humor, clever no bullshit stuff. Drama, plot, action, rage...all great. As to the subject matter, Lots of people have done things society frowns on, more often in their youth than later on, of course some, Newt Gingrich and Kennedy come to mind, never stopped..

The reason some wish/hope to marry virgins is that a woman who knows how good or bad sex can be, will not put up with an asshole who is abusive, or incompetent sexually. A very weak man might worry that he could not satisfy his wife, and she would remember the many other men who were much better than him...and wish to dump his sorry ass and try again with someone else..LOL I'm yanking chains here).

Really, men and women are in control of their sexuality. Everybody chooses to cheat, or not to cheat. I agree with Matt Moreau, promiscuity in youth does not mean promiscuity later in life. Look at George W Bush, fucked,drank and snorted everything he could find, and later in life was as straight as Nixon.

Christianity teaches forgiveness, "go forth and sin no more." Be real, he wouldn't have said it if it was so impossible to do.

Anyway, the dummies hyperventilate at the spelling grammar, the Taliban rages at all sex outside of husband (man) and wife)woman), and the rest of us much enjoyed the story.

5* from me ,

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