Why Are Men So Stupid?

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Because of the unwanted attention at work afterwards, I had to quit my other job though. I'm sick and tired of this stupid belief that once a whore, always a whore and all women are whores. So on and so forth. Just because it was on the news, the men thought I couldn't have earned my position as manager. I mean what good looking women would want to work hard to get ahead, when all they had to do is lay down and spread their legs.

Fucking idiots!

I'm not worried though. My attorney tells us we will be able to retire on the sexual harassment settlement we'll be getting from the recordings I gave him. You'd think some men would realize by now that I can't be bribed, bullied, and I am faithful loving wife to my faithful loving cop husband.

So, to answer the question. Can someone with a tawdry past become a good housewife and mother? All I can tell you is from my history. And yes, I am a great housewife and a better mother. And, to answer the other question at the beginning of this tale, I never was, or will be a whore!


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AnonymousAnonymousabout 2 months ago

Slap stick comedy with deliberately poor grammar, etc.

Very clever writing. Not my kind of a story, but so well done had to give a 5!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 2 months ago

Not bad, most amusing. Though could have done without the pontificating at the beginning.

AnonymousAnonymous3 months ago

You should get help while you still can.

AnonymousAnonymous3 months ago

I don't know whether it was well written or not as I didn't bother reading it. But your particular man hating vitriol up front already tells us all we need to know about your particular brand of crap...

AnonymousAnonymous4 months ago

She wasn't in a relationship in the past and she used her natural assets to help her pay her way through college life while having a blast and not doing anything illegal. If it was a guy doing that, no one would bat an eye so I don't treat her any different in that regard. Having fun, lots of sex, and getting tipped well while you do it? Most people would sign up for that in a heartbeat. Nice to see that she turns out to be a strong, driven, faithful, loving wife. The wives in the LW cesspool could learn well from her, as well as women in general. This story turned out to be one of my favourites.

RuttweilerRuttweiler9 months ago
Good story, although…

…you REALLY need to re-read and edit your work, as a favor to both your readers and yourself.

Missing words, homophones (words that sound the same, but with different spellings and meanings) abound. Two in the first paragraph. Your readers will be happier if they don’t have to work so hard.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 year ago

More lies and feministic propaganda, women admit to cheating at about the same amount as men, however they only admit to the times that they were caught, they also admit that they usually only get caught 10% of the time. Women aren't really hurt by infidelity that much at all it is only their pride and egos that are bruised, however men are literally hardwired to react to infidelity worse than an attempt on their life. The biggest animalistic imperative of life is to reproduce and as women never have to wonder if their children are theirs. For women infidelity is NOT a "road block" to successfully achieving one of life's main goals, for males infidelity is the ONLY way they are able to "guarantee" passing on their DNA, and still no matter what situation, promise, or vow, it is still never a 100% certain.

LoejtcLoejtcabout 1 year ago

Anything is possible just not very probable.

Just_GymJust_Gymover 1 year ago

I love the story. One small quibble though. Your story shows that not all men are stupid. Notably her husband and her best friend's husband.

5 stars.

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

Damm good story, there are literally millions of wives and girlfriends out there who have had significantly more partners than their husband or boyfriend, it's the way the world works, if the average man walks into a bar and makes it clear he wants sex he may get lucky but I doubt it, if the average woman walks into a bar and makes it clear she wants sex the queue goes round the block, what your wife did before she met you is her life, her business, after she has married you, if she loves you and doesn't cheat, take the win and enjoy your life .

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