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Your first sentence says, in so many words "my kids (whom I personally love to fuck!"

I don't believe that is your intent. In general, for most people it goes without saying that, if they have kids, their wife in the mother of the kids. It is only if this is not that case that you need to explain things.

I am sure you can do better. Maybe, next time, you can put it in LW instead of submitting to the category bullies.

Yes, I realise now that came off wrong. I meant I love to fuck the mother of my kids, not my kids per se.

Her "teats"? The size of blueberries or raspberries? I am doubtful that you have ever actually seen any woman naked.