A magic-oriented old-school Barbie movie plot with a good drizzling of genitalia
1Fuck around with a witch; get your ass turned out.
2A long distance relationship to rule them all. Also, ewes.
Senior year sleep deprivation makes them fall harder, faster.
20 years of pining ends by bringing fists to a knife fight.
Personal assistant becomes a Personal Assistant™.
1An undeniable spark with the IT guy.
2Vince seduces Cecily with the power of being annoying.
3Getting comfortable with Golden Boy.
Agent becomes an accomplice.
1Melanie gets fucked. Twice. She also meets James.
2Mel sleeps over with her work wife and her work wife's wife.
What would probably happen if I had a #quarantinebae.
Two fifth floor neighbors seduce each other.
Falling in love with a librarian who looks like Prince.
