by Human_Primacy
How much smaller is Lorelei compared to everyone else? And why does he keep her in a chastity belt?
I was wondering, too. Also, I loved some of Lorelai's reason for rejecting those women:
Vegan
Obvious lesbian
Fat-girl angle-shot
Stupid name
Doesn't do oral (yes, really)
Blue hair, septum piercing
Convinced I'm oppressed by master
Hardcore feminist
This is epic, lol!
Anon
Actually I think some of her reasons are dumb, she rejected one girl for wanting an open relationship but rejected another for not wanting one, like how does that reasoning even work? And the hard core feminist one, just because she is a feminist doesn't mean she couldn't be in a dom/sub relationship. Your dom doesn't take their thoughts away
Lorelei’s reasons for rejecting prospective women are supposed to be ridiculous. She’s too pretty. She’s too ugly. She’s too smart. She’s too dumb. No one is good enough. She will never find the perfect human woman, until she finds one she can empathize with. She’s looking for a human woman in the same position as herself and Lucy: a human woman who is sexually frustrated and sexually (and emotionally) obsessed with her Master! When she recognizes herself in that human, then Lorelei will want to live vicariously through that other woman’s experiences!
Lorelei's reasons for rejecting various human women as possible girlfriends for her master are hilarious. I love the conflict between Lorelei's transparent jealousy and her struggle to be the best elf that she can for her master.
Don't usually comment, but I had something to say here
Whole series is a lot of fun, but I've come back to the beginning of this chapter several times. Lorelei's list of candidates is one of the funniest things I've ever read; not least because you mention a number of red flags a lot of people won't bring up.
Overall you have a fantastic grasp of comedy and I've really enjoyed your writing.
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Andradine
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