by TANSTAAFL58
While not a traditional haiku, I like it!
By the by, you got your count right the first time.
Claiming a three line verse is not a haiku if it’s not written in 5-7-5 syllables, is like saying it’s not a poem unless it rhymes.
A better way to think of a haiku, IMHO, is that it’s three lines of poetry, the first two setting a scene, and the third line giving a surprise ending, which seems unrelated to the first two lines but on reflection gives unexpected insight into them.
Here’s my example
“I can multitask” haiku:
I suck a hard one
and swallow the salty cum
both while chewing gum.
Interesting. This is the first time I have come across a possible typo where I'm not sure:
I wake, my cock soft
You like naked beside me.
Always exciting
You like naked beside me or You lie naked beside me
Either way, Interesting
THANKS