by paralleltasking
Very funny story. More funny that it is sexy. And it's pretty damn sexy. Melany is like The Good Soldier Svejk of porn, she's either a complete bimbo or slutty genius but either way she makes a mockery of authority. Rare 5 stars from me!
I like all of your stories, but this style of yours is emerging as my favorite. This is almost as good as "For You, and No One Else..." which I keep coming back to.
"The first step is to summarize your professional standing. I briefly stood up and shook Phillip's hand. "Hello, my name is Livia, and I'm here to put your dick in my mouth."
"What... hi... what?" Phillip seemed confused and unprofessional. The next step was to explain your work history and key relevant accomplishments.
"This is my first time giving head, but last week waiting in the Hardee's drive-thru, some guys walking by said it looked like I had great lips for sucking dick."
I'm sorry but at this point this stopped being hot and started being hilarious.
This would make such a great movie! I was omg and lol all the way through it! So funny and fantastic writing!