All Comments on 'Sex In Sixty Seconds'

This was zany funny, a real sattire. Good job. I laughed my ass off.

It took me ten minutes to read this, and I'm not even horny, yet. A well-written satire, though. I like your style.

I don't understand. Where the black man with the big penis?

I also laughed my ass off! Well put! You're a sly one!

Hey Confused... Where the black man? Read the story again. He was right there!

Ah, but making love in sixty seconds or less with a four inch or smaller penis is an honest-to-god fetish for more people than you'd ever guess. Seriously, though- wanting to get it all over with quickly isn't the sign of someone who loves sex and luxuriates in pleasures, not only of the flesh but of the mind, but of someone who feels guilty and dirty about it. Nothing says shame filled grope in the closet like a two-pump chump hump and typos.

THIS IS WONDERFUL , & I AM WILLING TO MAKE LOVE FOR 60SEC. BUTT THEIR IS JUST ONE CATCH, EWE HAVE TWO USE MY WATCH TOO TIME US ..AND JUST AS SOON AS I GET THE BATTERIES OUT OF IT, EWE MAY START TIMING US..

Some times the readers comments add to a good story. Sorry to the "FetishGoddess" about the two pump hump chump with the less than 4" penis, but all of us have our shortcomings, (or should that be shortcumings). I need an editor.

hi interesting, i've had sex in under 30 secs and that in some respects is the best sex ever