Stories by PompousBuffoon
1Always read the fine print.
2Never ask a question if you don't already know the answer.
1Making it back home may take longer than you thought.
2Al restles with reservations about life as Marlene's lover.
When the cards are in your favor, bet it all.
1No battle plan survives the first contact with the enemy.
2No one ever won a war by dying for his country.
3The best kind of luck is the luck that you make for yourself.