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Now this...this may be an better ode to my first husband than the one I wrote...

Can't. stop. laughing! Oh I've known dudes like this...bahahahaha...

eh, except my first husband always wanted me to piss right in his mouth. He was always begging me to try it outside of the bathroom, promised to drink every drop...all it did was make me want to vomit...the sound of my urine hitting the back of his throat, I can still hear it in my mind, makes me gag...I do not understand what people see in urine...I mean, to each his own and who am I to judge...but, uh...ew.

Dude, I am still laughing at this. Just thinking about it sends me into very unmasculine giggles.