All Comments on 'A Shiny Horn'

I am really sorry, but this should be written in the humour and satire section. Not only could I NOT take this seriously it was plain stupidity. A unicorn in pagan times was a symbol of a free spirit, sexual play. Then Christianity converted its symbolism to purity and love. Either way, I have always been a big fan of unicorns, and although your anal penetration was erotic, you had to DEAMEAN this poor love starved creature of mythology! I have loved unicorns since I was a kid, and NO they do not have cell phone numbers, (no hands, DUH!) Unless they are shape shifters. Another why would a creature of higher superiority abruptly cut off the "unearthly" relationship just like that? Need to elborate on that! Cut the crap, shapen this diamond in the rough story, make it more emotional for god's sake! I am a girl, this is NOT emotional in the least, or poetic! Get help! I want you to re-write this to make it more soul touching, or put it in the transexual, or humour and satire section because this wasn't serious. Not enough character development, only childish descriptions. I AM WAY YOUNGER than you and my intellect is insulted. And as for being female, it is way overated. You have to deal with brutish prigs of men who believe they are the dominators, and you must submit to cruel society. You may never quite enjoy sex, it is painful the first time, you have periods, and the risk of pregnancy is terribly frightening and overwhelming. Your hornieness is misinterpretated as whorishness. I am glad you find us SUPERIOR because the latter is true, we are more feeling, but we have to deal with more crap than the arrogant males! And people wonder why love is a treasure more rare than coinage? I have started to let my hopes down on love and sex, (I'm a neglected virgin), but that is because I am going through a tough phase at the moment, that's just me and my personal downfall. I am NOT insulting your love and passion for unicorns, just criting your literature. I find you a fasinating individual, as most gay and transexuals, cross dressers are. GO YOU SEXY UNICORN LOVER! Fly freely through the heavens. Explore your dreams, desires, but enlighten yourself in innocence. All I'm saying, this utterly made me laugh! But explore your being, find your piece and I NEED to check up on your progress. I forgot my password, and love protection of the privacy of my identity, so let me remain as the unloved, needy but not quite helpless female virgin who seeks love to no end with no avail. *sigh* what a damned lives we lead. You ruined your story by corrupting a seven year old's boy's youth with unicorn semen. Children are meant to live life carefree, go unmolested and not burdened by the weight of sexual knowledge for their unprepared minds and bodies. DO NOT dissapoint me, and harm children sexually in your story, present the murky liqid to him when he comes of age. CHRIST! You have a long way to go on your path of womanhood! ;)

I think it is magnificent, simply soooooo sexy

-robbie

i think i just prematurely shot it.

i just loved this story so much. i asked my boyfriend to act it out with me and let me just tell you that we had the most passionate night of love-making and joy i've ever had. rarely can we laugh when we are doin it, but as we came, we also laughed and held hands because my boyfriend made the most realistic unicorn sound i've ever heard. please do not move this story. i have forwarded the link to all my friends. thank you again for this story's majesty and joy. i love you all and God Bless.

Your story has touched me. I don't want to critique the content, but the style. I felt your artistic prose and approach to this story was very reminiscent of John Donne and the other 16th century metaphysical poets. Not only was it as beautifully written as the narratives of Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, and Dan Brown, I felt the symbolism in this relationship was fantastic as a realistic character can truly represent everyone's inner struggle with sexuality. The allegory to the Armenian Genocide... beautifully done. The Ice Cream cone imagery reminded me of my own childhood, and the memories came "streaming back from my stream hole", LOL ;) Well, I've just ejaculated (streaming for real), so there's no need for me to write more - I think you've gotten my "point"! Happy trails!

Professor W. John Scobenfeld

Comparative Literature Department

Kent State University

While butt sex is not my thing i still liked the story... in a 'what the hell?' kind of way. it was kinda cute.

... cant stop laughing. this is the hardest i have laughed since george bush said that statement about gynecoliogists pleasuring their patients i think i might have peed myself a little bit. thanks for the really good laugh.

Hahaha I'm giving everyone a link to this!

A++ would fap again

Is this deadly serious? If it is: STEP AWAY FROM YOUR FUCKING KEYBOARD.

Love the other commenters taking it seriously, lol!

You should have ended it with "Unicorn is Love, Unicorn is Life". Other than that, 10/10 would fap again!

Holy hell! I read the whole thing. You owe me those few minutes of my freaking life back.