Courtesan Ch. 21

Kelly's comment about being good friends with Antoine had started me thinking about Kirby and Elvira. I looked at Kelly. She and Mandy were still giggling about her kitchen joke. I said, "Kelly, if you don't mind, I'd like to change the subject. There's something I want to tell you."

My wife noticed my serious expression and said, "Sure Timmy, what is it?"

"Why don't you sit down at the kitchen table. I can tell you while Mandy and I finish the preparations for dinner."

"Okay."

Kelly sat down and Mandy and I started working on the lasagna. While we worked I told them about Kirby and Elvira. I began by explaining who they were. After that, I told them about Elvira and her husband Max. Once they'd heard about their cuckold hot wife marriage and how it had lasted for fifty-one years Kelly and Mandy were hooked on the story.

Both women were on the verge of tears when I told them about Max's sudden death a year ago last spring and how it had devastated Elvira. They were absolutely silent as I explained how Elvira's grief had nearly destroyed her. I told them about Kirby seeing her come into his store once a week and after realizing that she was slowly wasting away, making the decision to follow her home. When they heard how Kirby had nursed Elvira back to health and then gave her a job working in his store Kelly and Mandy both started to cry."

While they were crying I put the two pans of lasagna into the refrigerator and started making the salad croutons and garlic bread.

Mandy grabbed two paper napkins from the kitchen counter and gave one to Kelly. After they wiped their tears away Kelly said, "Timmy, that's an amazing story. Kirby must be a wonderful man. We should do something nice for him."

I grinned at Kelly. "Well there is something you could do."

"What? Timmy why are you smiling like that?"

"Elvira likes to get us talking about our sexual fantasies. Her belief is that if it only involves consenting adults and nobody is actually getting hurt, then it must be okay."

Mandy laughed. "I've got to meet this women. We're kindred spirits."

Kelly nodded. "She certainly sounds like my kind of girl. So Timothy Jamieson, who's middle name is cuckold slaveboy; what did our seventy-two year old slut say when you told her about your fantasies?"

"They didn't faze her a bit. She told me that they were identical to her husband, Max's fantasies. Actually when I started divulging the true nature of our marital relationship it was Kirby's opinion that I was most concerned about."

Mandy chuckled. "I can see why. Retired navy cooks aren't known for being open minded about sissy cuckolds."

I shook my head. "That's a little prejudicial."

Mandy shrugged. "Maybe, but you obviously had the same thought or you wouldn't have been so worried about his opinion."

I laughed. "Touche'"

"All right, so what did Kirby have to say when he learned that you're a sissy wimp." Kelly was grinning at me.

"Hey, you don't have to be quite so blunt."

Kelly giggled. "I prefer to think of it as being forthright."

I stuck my tongue out at her.

She winked at me. "Be careful cuckboy, you're eventually going to have to leave the kitchen. Can you spell whip?"

"Hey you just told Mandy that what's said in the kitchen stays in the kitchen."

Kelly shook her head in mock disgust. "Oh all right, you're safe." She leered at me. "But you'd better not make any mistakes tonight. Tonya really is bringing a whip."

I stared at Kelly in shock. "You're joking aren't you?"

My wife smiled. "No and the thought of whipping you while my boyfriend watches is already making me wet."

A shiver of excitement rippled through my entire body.

Kelly noticed my reaction and smirked. "The idea is pretty hot, isn't it slaveboy."

I slowly nodded my head in agreement.

Kelly burst out laughing. Mandy and I quickly joined her.

I took the croutons out of the oven, put them into a bowl and set them next to the garlic bread. Once that was done I took three heads of romaine lettuce out of the refrigerator, washed them and then started tearing them up for the salad.

While I was doing that Kelly said, "So Timmy what did Kirby say when you told him that I was a hot wife and you were my little cuckold pussy?"

"Hey we're still in the kitchen."

Kelly shrugged. "Just the truth dear, nothing but the truth."

Mandy poked me in my ribs. "Quit whining, you know your little dickie throbs every time she says something like that. Kelly knows it too, that's why she does it." She reached down and grabbed my crotch. "Ah ha! I was right. You do have a little stiffy."

My wife grinned. "I know my sweet babydoll."

"Do the two of you want to hear the rest of the story about Kirby and Elvira or do you want to just keep humiliating me until your company arrives?"

Kelly looked at Mandy. "I don't know, what do you think?"

Mandy shrugged. "Humiliating him is good."

Both of them gave me deadpan stares for a moment and then they started giggling.

Mandy smiled at both of us. "I don't know what's going to happen at the party tonight, but I have to tell you that it's been a long time since I've had this much fun. Living with the two of you is going to be wonderful."

Kelly nodded. "It's Timmy. He's always known how to make me laugh. That's one of the eleven million reasons I'm in love with him."

"Hey I thought there were fifteen million reasons."

Kelly stuck her tongue out at me. "Keep it up little boy. Do the letters W, H, I, P mean anything to you?"

Mandy poked me in the ribs again. "Don't pay any attention to her Timmy. It doesn't matter what you say or how you act, you're still going to get whipped tonight"

Kelly nodded. "Yup, that probably is true."

I rolled my eyes. "Thanks Mandy, those were very comforting words."

Kelly grinned at me. "Relax Timmy, we're just playing with you. Now tell us what Kirby said."

I shook my head. "Actually it wasn't what Kirby said, it was what Elvira said."

"I thought you just told us that she said your fantasies were no big deal to her because they were just like her husband Max's?"

"Yes, that's right. She did say that, but then she started talking about Kirby's fantasies."

Kelly nodded. "Okay, that makes sense. What did she tell you about Kirby?"

"First of all she called him a pervert and told me that he has a huge collection of big titty magazines."

Mandy started laughing.

Kelly rolled her eyes. "Come on Timmy, get serious. Elvira had to be pulling both of your chains. That doesn't make him a pervert. Most adolescent boys have collections like that."

"I know and I pointed that out to Elvira. I told her that considering that Kirby now knew that I was a cuckold wimp and she was a man hungry slut, having a stack of titty magazines was pretty tame."

Mandy shook her head. "Did you really call Elvira a man hungry slut?"

"I did and she took it as a compliment."

"Kelly, we have to meet this woman."

My wife nodded. "Yes we do." She turned back to me. "All right, what did Elvira say to all of that?"

"She just smiled at me, but then Kirby jumped in and begged her not to tell me his secret. He argued that he'd only told her because he believed that he could trust her to never tell anyone else."

Mandy winked at Kelly. "Kirby does have a dirty little secret."

Kelly smiled at her and then she looked at me. "Please continue."

"Elvira countered by saying that since he now knew my secret it would only fair if I knew his."

"Did he really buy that?" Mandy had a shocked expression on her face.

"Mandy, of course he bought it. Men are almost completely guileless. That's one of the reasons they're the weaker sex."

I started chuckling.

Kelly gave me an exaggerated icy stare, "What are you laughing about slaveboy?"

Vigorously shaking my head, I said; "Absolutely nothing."

My wife grinned at me. "That's what I thought."

Mandy laughed. "You guys are a stitch."

"Last night Chris told us that we acted like a married couple from a television situation comedy."

She nodded to me. "I can see why he said that"

Kelly rolled her eyes. "All right slave boy, enough silly chit chat. Get back on the topic. Did Kirby buy Elvira's well thought out argument?"

I shrugged. "Yes he did, but reluctantly. He made it clear that he was only agreeing because he knew about my fetish."

Raising her eyebrows, Mandy said; "Fetish? Did he really use that word?"

"Yes he did."

Kelly giggled. "This just keeps getting better and better. Okay, so what did he tell you?"

"He didn't tell me. He was too embarrassed to do it. He asked Elvira to tell me."

Mandy smiled. "That's pretty cute. I'm really getting to like this Kirby guy."

"All right, so what did Elvira tell you."

"She said that he was a masochist like Max and me, but he wasn't a cuckold."

Kelly shook her head. "He can't be a cuckold, he's not married."

I nodded. "Kirby pointed out that same detail."

Kelly stared at me. "Does that mean he wouldn't mind being cuckolded if he was married?"

I shrugged. "I don't know, we never got to that."

My wife waved her hands. "Okay, okay; we've gotten off the track again. Tell us what Elvira said."

"Are you ready for this?"

Kelly and Mandy simultaneously said, "Yes!"

"He wants to be whipped by a large breasted woman wearing a black latex suit."

Kelly's eyes opened wide in amazement. "No shit?"

Mandy shrugged. "I think it's kind of hot. I'd volunteer to do it for him, but I don't think my tits are big enough."

"Elvira said the same thing. She also felt that maybe she was a little too old."

Mandy frowned. "Too old to wield a whip?"

"No, but maybe too old to be part of Kirby's fantasy."

Mandy nodded. "I suppose that being whipped by a seventy-two year old woman would diminish the thrill just a little bit."

I glanced at Kelly. She was staring at me. After a moment she said, "Timmy I'm young and I do have big tits. Is that why you wanted to tell us this story? Do you want me to fulfill Kirby's fantasy?"

I smiled sheepishly at Kelly.

"You do don't you?"

I quickly said, "He's an awfully nice man and he's kind of lonely. I think Elvira and I are his only friends."

She grinned at me. "You really like him, don't you."

"Yes, he's maybe the kindest person I've ever met."

"Is he clean? That's really important."

"Oh yes, I'm sure he showers every day and he shaves and..."

Kelly held up her hand. "That's enough, if you say he's clean that's good enough for me."

She thought for a moment. Finally she said, "We don't do enough for the really kind people in this world. Do you think he'd enjoy being whipped by three women with big tits wearing latex suits while a slender slave girl sucks his cock?"

Mandy giggled. "Kelly that's a great idea. You can count me in and I'm sure Keisha and Tonya would also be willing to do it. They both love kinky scenes."

Kelly laughed. "When we tell Keisha she's going to want Timmy to get Kirby over here tonight; but we're not going to do that. Tonight is special and it's just for our little group." She looked at me. "I'll talk to Tonya and Keisha while we're getting dressed for the party. Tonya is the lead hostess and she has our upcoming schedule. When we're actually going to be able to do this will depend on how soon we have a free evening."

"There may be a bigger problem."

Kelly looked at me. "What's that Timmy?"

"Kirby is awfully shy. Getting him to participate might not be that easy."

My wife thought about that. After a moment she smiled and said, "We need to get Elvira's telephone number. This may have to be a surprise party."

After I finished tearing up the lettuce I wrapped it in a linen towel and placed it in the refrigerator. Once that was done I turned to Kelly and Mandy. "Everything for tonight's dinner is now ready."

We all glanced at the clock on the wall. It was twenty minutes to five.

Mandy grabbed my hand. "Come on Timmy, it's time for us to go into the bedroom and get naked." She giggled. "When we shower I get to wash your little dickie and you get to wash my coochy." She leaned over and whispered into my ear. "This afternoon you're also going to get to shave it."

Kelly stood up. "And after he's done shaving your coochy he's going to shave Keisha's, Tonya's and mine. Then we're all going to take turns shaving off the hair around his little dickie and on his balls."

Mandy giggled and started dragging me out of the kitchen. As she was pulling me through the door she called to Kelly. "Come on Kel, you can get naked with us. You know the rules, superiors are always allowed to shower with their slaves."

Kelly was laughing as she followed us out the door. "I don't know who made that rule, but at this moment I'm very happy to hear that it exists."