by Wanton Vixxxen
Looks like a mostly true, heartfelt letter (not likely to burn rubber in a dirt parking lot). Looks like the successful ending to the date may lead to there further exploration of a long term relationship!
Great read! Wish I could write so well.
Mfj
but not all men are like that. Since your blind date with a Dickhead turned out to be a disaster, I suggest you give up on blind dates.
Good story.
Wanton Vixxxen,
I don't often laugh out loud SEVERAL times during a story, but I did while reading your letter. Thank you for having submitted this.
absolutely, brilliantly funny! I chuckled all the way through. Rare to find a combination of good humour and erotica.
Hey, I know this guy.
Came into work the next day, 30 minutes late and hungover.
Told one and all about his hot date.
But wait just a minute, he says you put out big time!
You wore him out - that was why he was late to work.
Wonderful story. I'm still laughing. I liked the suprise ending [suprise, in that you would consider meeting this jerk a second time under any circumstances].
;) love the detail with the "car???". You're smart, witty, and sexy... great combo.
NOT everyone can write Humour! It is easy to write about the basest of Human Chemistrys. But to extrovert humor. To give someone a glimpse into the witt and absurdities that make some of us chuckle the WHOLE way through your effort, is a true attribute. To make someone laugh both before and after incredibly intense sex, is a gift received. You ARE a very funny and gifted writer, Thanx!!