Everyone Loves My Ass Ch. 07

"I don't know about killing them, and I probably wouldn't go so far as to call them 'perverts,' but you're right, when it comes to those two wanting to get me naked and play their sneaky games, god, they are just constantly hot to trot. I have never seen two boys who were so perpetually hard and always ready to go. I swear, Dawn, I don't even think Paul is that nonstop horny. They're like a couple of MILF-crazy satyrs!

"Oh, and by the way, that's their term, not mine. When they think I can't hear them, they love to go on and on about how I'm 'such a hot MILF.' Apparently that's their new favorite expression. And, to be honest, I don't have a problem with it. I actually think it's kind of cute. They're so wonderfully enthusiastic about everything, how could I possibly mind?"

Grinning, Paul rolled his eyes. "Yeah, no shit, of course they're 'wonderfully enthusiastic.' With you running around naked, who wouldn't be? I'll bet you were naked pretty much the whole time, right?"

"Well, no, it's not as if I spent the entire weekend naked. We did go out a couple of times, you know. Oh, wait...that's right. Ummm...never mind!"

Her happy laughter was always so gorgeous anyway, but this time it was just too awesome.

"What?!" Paul exclaimed. "You're telling me that they took you out naked?"

"No, not exactly, although I'm sure that that would have also been perfectly fine with them. It was more like they got me naked once we were out and about. Sweetie, I'm telling you, those two just can't get enough of seeing me naked!" she said, and this time we all laughed.

"Okay, but where on earth did they take you that allowed you to go nude?" I asked.

Paul shook his head again. "Let me guess. They took you to the drive-in movies, didn't they?"

"Yep! Nowthat was fun. Baby, how did you know?"

"Mom, ever since that first Movie Night on the couch, all they've been talking about is how awesome it would be to get you and Dawn to go on a double-date with them to the drive-in. Donny is obsessed with the idea. He thinks it would be the coolest thing ever, having you all to himself in the back of his truck while Rick is making out with Dawn in the front seat."

"Well, he didn't quite have me all to himself. Rick was there too, at least some of the time. We were sort of playing musical chairs the entire night, until finally we all got together in the back. Those two are simply incorrigible."

She said it with an obvious smile.

"Hmmm, I think I would be up for that. How about you, Mom? Maybe we could even do a little swapping," I teased.

"You'll hear no arguments from me, baby. As insatiable as those two are, I could use the help!"

"Wow, Mom, so this time you actually did have sex with them? First Paul, and now Rick and Donny too? You sure do love Movie Nights!" I said, making Paul laugh.

"Wouldn'tyou like to know," she answered, teasing right back.

Listening to our banter, Paul couldn't help but smile. "Okay, you two, enough already. Mom, just take it from the start. We're all ears."

I knew right away that that was too much of a softball for Mom to resist, and sure enough...

"Paul, please, I've seen you both naked. You two are most definitely not all ears. Not even close."

Again with the coy smile.

"So, okay, our weekend started with the two of them showing up in Donny's old Suburban. It was probably only about seven o' clock, so it was still light out. Along with one of those ridiculously huge pizzas you guys always get from Paesanos, they also brought just a towering stack of movies plus a couple of two-liter bottles of Pepsi.

"'Armed for battle, I see,' I said.

"'Fully stocked and reporting for duty!' answered Donny, offering me a crisp salute, and a smirking Rick kicked him in the butt, calling him a 'total kiss-ass.'

"'That's definitely the plan. This time I'm getting the good seat, and I can't wait to kiss her ass!' Donny replied, shooting me a loopy grin."

"So, okay, I have to ask," I said, cutting in. "Knowing they were coming over, and that it would be just the three of you alone all night, what were you wearing?"

"Honestly, nothing special. I was in the middle of cleaning when Donny called about the two of them coming over, and all I had on was my pale yellow sundress. I was still doing laundry and scrubbing the kitchen floor when they showed up. I hadn't had time to shower and change or whatever...not that it really mattered," she added, again sounding quite pleased with herself.

"Why? What happened?" asked Paul.

"Well, you know the way those two never use the front door, or even knock. They always go around and come through the patio, which leads directly into the kitchen. So, there I was, on my hands and knees scrubbing the floor, with my bottom pointed right at them. I wasn't aware of it at the time, but apparently my little sundress had worked its way up a bit...."

"And since you never wear panties, you were giving them just the perfect greeting," I continued, slipping my hand between my legs. I did a quick check on Laura, Jonathan, and the crew. All clear. They were still busy prepping for the next set.

Looking up at Paul, I slid two fingers into my pussy as Mom explained, "Like I said, I hadn't realized it at the time, but they soon clued me in. I heard a muffled gasp from Rick followed by Donny saying, 'Damn, I think I'm going to ask Dawn if I can have her room while she's gone. I seriously want to live here.'

"Of course, it didn't take long for me to realize what was happening. Laughing to myself, I thought, 'Nice, Samantha. Way to start off the evening, girl.' I felt like an idiot, knowing they would think I'd done it on purpose. It really wasn't intentional, though. It was simply bad timing."

"Or awesome timing, at least for them," said Paul. "So, what did you do?"

"Since it was too late to do anything about it, I just went with it. Rather than hop up in embarrassment, I decided to get the ball rolling right then and there with a little teasing. Playfully wiggling my bottom at them, I asked if they were ready to eat. Donny didn't get it, but Rick sure did. 'I definitely am, and you can have this all to yourself,' he answered, handing Donny the pizza.

"'My, aren't you just raring to go!' I said, after he came over and planted a kiss directly on each bare cheek.

"Guffawing, Donny tossed the pizza onto the table and shouted, 'Hey! I'm the one who's supposed to do that!' Kneeling behind me, he shoved Rick aside before taking my hips in both hands. I was laughing at their silly antics, especially when Donny starting raining kisses all over my upturned bottom. Rick tried to shove him back out of the way, but Donny wasn't having it. 'Mine!' he growled, imitating the Cookie Monster. 'All mine!' Then he really went crazy with the kissing and biting, all the while growling, 'Nom nom nom nom....'

"Rolling away laughing, I came to my feet and said, 'You boys haven't been here two minutes, and already you're fighting? There will be no fighting during Movie Night!' After wagging my finger at them, I moved into their arms for a three-way hug. I was facing Donny, with Rick behind me. 'Okay...much better. At least let me give my handsome men a proper greeting before you begin molesting me,' I smiled, hooking my arms around Donny's neck.

"'But we like molesting you,' he grinned, sliding his hands down to my ass.

"'Hey, watch it, you big fag!' shouted Rick. 'The back of your hand almost rubbed my dick!'

"'I told you he was raring to go,' I cooed to Donny. 'Your horny friend is already pressing everyone's favorite huge boner against my ass, so you probably want to be careful where you grab.' Moving my hips in circles, I felt Donny's equally obvious erection pressing against my pussy. 'Mmmm, it feels like he's not the only one who's horny again...' I added, reaching down to squeeze his firm bulge.

"Recalling how excited he got from kissing me that first Movie Night when all four of us were together, I--"

"You mean the night you and Paul had sex again, and you let him come in your pussy while you were making out with Rick and stroking his dick?" I asked, gleefully chiming in.

Mom laughed and said, "Why, yes, the night Paul and I had sex again, and I let him come in my pussy while I made out with Rick and stroked his dick. I have to say, sweetie, I do love the way you seem to have every last detail memorized. It's almost as if you were there!"

"Oh, believe me, you have no idea how badly I wish I had been there. As wild as all that was, I mean you two having sex while you were also fooling around with Rick, the part that still blows me away the most is that you sucked Paul's dick right in front of Rick and Donny. God, Mom, just how horny were you that night?"

"Pretty darn horny, I must admit. I'm sorry, but once I felt it pressing against my cheek that way, I simply had to have it...I had to taste it...mmmmmm, I had to take it into my mouth and suck it. I wasn't too worried, though. I knew Rick and Donny were fully occupied with what they were doing down at my other end.

"Anyway, yes, remembering how excited Donny became that first night in the kitchen, I leaned in and gave him a nice, hot kiss. 'Now this is how you two should always greet me,' I said, slipping my tongue into his mouth. Right away his hard cock throbbed against my pussy, and he pulled my little dress way up over my hips, baring my ass not just to Rick but also to his own groping hands. Rick was still grinding away, so I reached back and tookhis cock in my hand, too. I was letting Donny rub his erection against my pussy as I squeezed the shaft, and I was stroking Rick's up and down between my legs.

"I guess Rick had finally had enough of watching me and Donny kiss because he turned my head and captured my mouth with his, wasting no time in driving his tongue inside. I think we all moaned then. I know I definitely moaned when Donny slid his hands inside my top and began fondling my naked breasts. Unlike that first night when he was mostly goofing around, this time it was pure lust. He wanted my breasts in the worst way, just as Rick couldn't get enough of squeezing and fondling my ass.

"With all that going on, I was a bit shocked when Rick suddenly stopped and said to Donny, 'Dude, I think we should do it. I mean, come on, this is perfect.'

"'Do what?' I asked them, practically panting.

"'Seriously? You think she would go for it?' asked Donny.

"'Go forwhat?' I repeated, only this time I reached into their shorts and grabbed their erections. Pulling them out, I stood there squeezing them. 'Tell me, or you aren't getting these back,' I added ominously.

"'Okay, yeah, I think she'll go for it!' laughed Donny.

"Nodding while staring at my hands clutching their cocks, Rick said, 'You think? God, why didn't we come up with this before? Come on, let's ask her!'

"'Fine, but if she gets all pissed off or whatever, it's your fault,' Donny answered. 'It may have been my idea, but I would never have the balls to ask her.'

"Rick said, 'Okay, then, I'll do it.' Pausing, he gave me this ridiculous little cherubic grin before continuing, 'Missus--I mean...oh crap. Wait. Let me start over again.Samantha, since we're doing Movie Night anyway, what do you think about the three of us going to the drive-in together?'

"Releasing their hard-ons, I couldn't help but laugh, 'That's your big secret? That's all you wanted to ask me? My god, why was that so difficult?'

"Apparently that wasn't the reaction Rick was expecting. 'I don't know,' he started to say. 'We just thought that maybe you--'

"'Boys, I'd be more than happy to go to the drive-in with you,' I said, saving him from having to explain everything. 'Why wouldn't I? That sounds like an absolute blast. So, what's playing?' Then I paused. 'Oh, wait. It doesn't matter what's playing, right? That's the whole point. No one brings a girl to a drive-in to watch the movie.'

"Shifting nervously from foot to foot, Donny asked, 'So, do you still want to go? We can always stay here, if you don't want to. We brought tons of movies.'"

"You know, Mom, it's not just Paul. Donny is pretty adorkable too," I said, and Paul pretended like he was barfing.

"Oh, definitely," Mom answered, with a happy sigh. "He really is. You all are, and that includes Rick. When it gets right down to it, every one of you is just as sweet as can be.

"So, yes, of course I told Donny that I was still fine with the idea, if that's what he really wanted. 'It sounds like we're in for another hot Movie Night,' I smiled, adding, 'especially if you two are planning on sharing me again as your sexy date for the evening. That could prove to be quite entertaining, and not just for the three of us....'"

By that point I was only slowly stroking my pussy, which Paul was eyeing hungrily. Doing another check of the crew, I saw that they were taking a breakfast break. I sat up and moved between Paul's legs, making him turn away from the set.

"Okay, Mom, keep going..." I said, while reaching up to undo Paul's shorts. He looked at me with obvious panic in his eyes, but when I pulled his dick out and started sucking it right there on the beach he just drew his arms around me and kept a steady watch for the crew.

God, I love sucking his cock. I love everything about it; in fact, I almost didn't care whether Laura, Jonathan, or anyone else saw me doing it. I love it that much.

I guess I must have been making too many telltale slurping noises because it didn't take Mom ten seconds before she asked with a knowing giggle, "Paul, what is your sister doing?"

To Paul's credit, he wasn't exactly Mister Suave about it. Nope, when he stammered while trying to pant a response, she laughed triumphantly. "I knew it! You two are doing it right there on the beach, aren't you?" Then she lowered her voice, which I found kind of silly, all things considered. "Aren't you worried that the others will see you? How far away are they?"

"Mom," I said, pulling the head from my mouth with an audible'pop,' "don't worry, no one can see anything. They're all a good thirty yards away, and Paul is shielding me with his body. Besides, we're not actually having sex."

"No, you're just sucking your brother's huge dick on the set of your first professional photo shoot! Keep it up, and pretty soon here they'll have you two starring inTaboo XIV: The Dawn and Paul Chronicles. God, I can't wait to see it! Paul's massive cumshots will look amazing in high-def!" she laughed.

"Well, fine, when you put itthat way!" I giggled. Going back down on him, I made certain to be as wet and slurpy about it as possible so Mom could hear every little detail. I'm not sure, but I think her favorite part was probably Paul's quiet moans, although it also may have been my continuous "mmmmm...mmmmm...mmmmm..." refrain as I bobbed up and down his enormous pole.

"Dawn, I swear, when it comes to being constantly horny, I think you may even have Rick and Donny beat," she said, without the slightest bit of reproach. "So I guess I'll just tell my little story while you sit there sucking your brother's dick. Nice. And, yes, I'm totally jealous. If I were there, I'd probably do the exact same thing."

I pulled away again only long enough to say, "If you were here, we probablywould end up shooting a porno!"

"Baby, you're probably right. Okay, so I told Rick and Donny that I needed to go hop into the shower. When I came back out, I decided that they deserved to have their minds played with a little. They were sitting in the den eating pizza, and I walked right over and plopped myself down onto Donny's lap...completely naked. I'm talking not a stitch of clothing. Turning to straddle him, I grabbed a slice and started bouncing teasingly in his lap. He immediately grew hard again, which only made things worse for him since now I had something specific on which to focus my bouncing. Taking one of the pepperonis, I spread it around my areola before perching it on my nipple. Even though his eyes were fairly bugging out, he nevertheless took my breast into his mouth and started sucking. After swallowing the pepperoni, he continued to lick, kiss, and suck my breasts while using both hands to squeeze my ass. 'Mmmm, we're going to have so much fun tonight...' I whispered, and I gasped when he gently clamped down on my nipple with his front teeth."

I could tell Paul was getting close, so I began sucking the top few inches really hard and fast while corkscrewing the rest of his throbbing shaft with two hands.

Hearing me speed up, Mom laughed. "Oh, you like that, do you? Paul, are you going to come?"

"Unnnhhh...oh, Jesus...almost there..." he groaned.

"Make sure to do it in her mouth, baby, not on her face. You wouldn't want to make her all messy for her next round of pictures!"

I started laughing again. I couldn't help it. The idea of Mom giving us funny sex tips over the phone was just too awesome. Still, I had a job to finish, and I attacked it with relish.

"Is she good, baby?" Mom asked sweetly, hearing my renewed assault on Paul's towering cock. "I'll bet she's amazing, isn't she?"

"Oh, god..." was all Paul could manage in response. Seconds later, he was coming...and coming...and coming. I could barely keep up, there was so much hot, thick cum shooting into my mouth.

Mom obviously heard his groans and all my gasps and swallowing sounds, and she cheered us on. "Mmmmmm, give it to her, Paul! You know she loves it, so give her every last drop. That's a good girl, Dawn...take your brother's wonderful cum...drink it all down...."

Once we were finished, I lovingly ran his softening length all over my face, alternately cooing to it and kissing it. Paul was pretty much in a daze, seemingly in shock over what the three of us had just done.

Mom, though, she remained as chipper as ever. "You two are just so beautiful together. I can't wait to come out there and see you again."

Still sort of catching his breath, Paul said, "Okay, so what was Rick doing the whole time you were torturing Donny?"

"He was probably spanking his monkey!" I laughed, and so did Mom.

"No, not quite, although his monkey was certainly ready to be spanked. I went over to him and straddled his lap next, and he was so hard that it was standing straight up. The head was actually peeking out over his waistband, and he was dripping pre-cum. I swiped it with my fingertip and popped it into my mouth with a happy grin. 'Mmmmmm...nice,' I said. 'See how much more fun it is when you boys aren't always trying to hide your wonderful erections from me?' Pulling his shorts open, I took him in my hand again and started stroking him. 'So,' I continued, 'what were you two planning on having me wear tonight for our sexy date at the drive-in...hmmm?'

"Watching us, Donny spoke right up, saying, 'You know what would be perfect? I mean, as long as you don't go to the snack bar or whatever. That thin little tank top with the skinny straps, you know, the white one.'

"'You mean that old Pink Floyd concert t-shirt I wore with the blue skirt at the last big barbecue?' I asked, smiling when Rick's hips lurched up off of the seat a bit.

"'Exactly,' answered Donny. 'That's the one...only this time without the skirt, or anything else.'"

"Rick must have been all for that idea, huh?" said Paul. "That whole day at the park, he was totally losing his mind over the way you looked in that top."

"I never knew that, but, yes, Rick certainly offered his approval, saying, 'Oh, my god, that would be perfect. You, in that top...no skirt or panties...holy fuck.'

"The thing is, Dawn, remember that night in the kitchen, when you wore your little tee with no panties?"

"How could I ever forget? I mean, come on!"

"Okay, well, imagine me looking the same as you did in that tiny t-shirt, only make my top a skosh shorter."