by damppanties
Being a horn-dog who enjoys a good guffaw or choice chortle, I'm so glad to have found this story. Now I'm forced to read more of your offerings.
Would you please write some more to share ?
Your writing ability carried the story until I forgot about the writer and moved along with the characters.
Great job. Good story. Only I am not sure what this, vegetable sculpting, has to do with Earth Day.
Nonetheless, I scored you on the story, your writing ability, and your character development.
First rate.
Clever, funny ideas and believable characters. Anticipated the ending, but your surprise details were worth the read.
Who knew that a horticultural society could be so entertaining? Very funny!
Fantastic story, Dampy. Just the right level of humour. Makes me want to skip the next county fair's arts and crafts show, though. :)
Makes my return to Lit worthwhile to find a little gem of sexy humour like this.
Thank you and and good luck.
This was too funny, dampy! I love situational comedy... this really tickled me!
At least that's what I've always been told.
Same goes for your story. Add imaginative and well-written to the mix. An easy five-bomb.
Funny , and very well done. I could literally piture this story and seeing it happen at the county fair.
Kudo's to you.
DG Hear
One of the most humorous stories ever to appear on Literotica. The husband was the perfect foil for the wife.
Boyd
A truly unique and clever story. Could anyone really be that repressed? I hope not. Good luck in the contest.
a ten! Wonderfully funny, thanks for writing.
Awesome little tale. You had me laughing so hard. Very original and well written. I am so glad you decided to submit the story. Good luck with the contest!
The story made me laugh and at the same time feel so sorry for that dorky husband who after 20+ years had no real clue about the woman he was married to for so long!
Well described. The novelty of the idea also deserves cheers.