Karaoke Idol

So when I go to meet Mr Nasty I've brushed my teeth, rinsed with menthol mouthwash, and I'm wearing no underwear. Screw you Lou, and your big-hair bimbo. I guess this is where we came in, in'it? I'm on my way to where I always wanted to be. And if I don't get all the way there, I'm having a great time largeing-it trying. Watch out for me, I'm on your screen soon. Why don't you get back to me? Why don't you write back?

Love – Chas.

Dear Chastity,

sorry I haven't replied to your letters. Own up time, fact is they arrive while I'm out and Tariq's been opening them (we have no secrets between us). He's been taking them into the bathroom, and... well, you can guess, he's jacking-off, getting off on them. Dirty sod. He wants you to write more. We both do. We look forward to your next episode.

Your loving bosom-pal (yes, I remember Faliraki too!), Shell

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