by Sapphos Sister
I loved it. You can be my sex slave any time. Just bring your own birch; they don't seem to grow around here. And willows are too weepy, and the maples leak that sticky syrup. Yuck.
I promise, in addition to unlimited access to my pussy, which I will keep assiduously clean and fresh, that I will whip you daily. You will definitely be able to find the birch marks. Everywhere. I am an equal opportunity whipper. And since we will not use the willow, you will have to weep for me.
I am already in love with a librarian, but I know she will accept you into our affair.
Susan James (Also known in certain circles as Mistress Susan, and here on Lit. as Sassy Susan)
Hilarious. By the time I got to the point where she was whittling dildos, I was laughing so hard I woke my girlfriend. I think I missed a good deal of the English humor, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Well worth the read.
Just so funny!
I don’t read Bi or Lesbian stories but this was just too funny to step away from.
Thank you for the great fun and entertainment
You do write so well.
PT
...as always, your writing is full of twists & turns. So fun.