by Gradient
I gave you a Five, not for the story, but because you got a helmet and body armor.
Thanks, you took me back in time to a girl I dated who was much the same way. But not only off the bike, she had incredible orgasms from the vibrations coming through the seat. So uncontrollable I was afraid she'd just fall off the damn thing, so one day I made a seat belt for her to wear! I always thought that was funny, a seat belt on a bike.