All Comments on 'We Need To Talk Honey'

by Britease

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StubbyoneStubbyoneabout 1 year ago

Loved it! Burned-’em both to the ground.

5-😊😊😊😊😊

Ghostno21Ghostno21about 1 year ago

Loved it 😂 burned both to the ground.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 year ago

Now that's how you do it! 5stars!

BigjohnpBigjohnpabout 1 year ago

Good love to hear to cheat in pair got what they had coming

RimmerdalRimmerdalabout 1 year ago

Drat! No fisticuffs.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 year ago

A very good, clever story that was ruined when we found out this wasn’t the first time she’d cheated. Why exactly, was she even still around?

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 year ago

Most excellent, and with the help and at the behest of the wife's lover's wife!

Wifey's previous indiscretion(s) are not explained, or even if wifey knew that our hero knew, but, that is past and done. Our hero has learned and profited.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 year ago

Wow, anonymous of 7 months previous to this post, of the 3 paragraphs...

There is much more individual variation amongst women of different ages than you seem to know, and you are not that great on life expectancy either...

Still a great story!

AnonymousAnonymous12 months ago

Hilarious. 5

AnonymousAnonymous11 months ago

Anoher one where the better-than-gold hubby gets another one over on his dumber-than-dirt wife. Do you idiots copy from the same master-plan bood?

AnonymousAnonymous11 months ago

in all seriousness i would wait for my wife to sleep and then set her ass on fire if my wife ever did this to me. And i am not even joking.

AnonymousAnonymous11 months ago

Same old story And I mean "The Same"!

AnonymousAnonymous10 months ago

Loved how things swung around from what the 2 bimbos were thinking. 4 stars Bob

AnonymousAnonymous10 months ago

Epilogue: Mikey was irate and as Debbie tried to calm him after Charley left he lashed out slapping her across the face. When she fought back he subdued her by choking her until she went limp. Realizing what he'd done he tried to run back home to his wife, but as Charley had said, the locks were changed. When he showed up they called the coppers who hauled him away. Two days later, Debbie's lifeless body was found and Mickey ended up locked up for the rest of his days and on the receiving end of several big prisoner stud cocks.

AnonymousAnonymous10 months ago

now why would the poster (dumber than dirt wife) be so angered? Could the term be hitting to close?

So sad, so sad.

Just_WordsJust_Words10 months ago

I read it again and I'm still enjoying it. The wife is brain dead, but does anyone think this never happens? It remains a 5***** story!

AnonymousAnonymous10 months ago

Great chuckle.

JimmyThePlungerJimmyThePlunger9 months ago

Second read, funny story, well told, I loved it

AnonymousAnonymous9 months ago

This is really the kind of story I like most. No long drawn-out background, no build-up, just jump right into the crux of the story and get on with it. And when it’s a really good story like this one, all the better. Thanks for sharing, Britease.

5 stars.

AnonymousAnonymous8 months ago

Much higher than fifth grade. Thanks

26thNC26thNC8 months ago

One of the best “honey we need to talk” posts.

skruff101skruff1017 months ago

It almost worked until the last bit where he says she’s cheated on him before, if that’s the case why the fuck was he still with bitch.

HighBrowHighBrow7 months ago

Would that it were well and truly so…

AnonymousAnonymous7 months ago

I smiled. Thanks.

Sandman87Sandman876 months ago

That will do, pig!

redboat7redboat76 months ago

Great Story!! Loved it!!

AnonymousAnonymous6 months ago

The last part where he knows she has cheated on him before kind of ruined the whole story.

Sandman87Sandman875 months ago

You left me with a grin!

AnonymousAnonymous4 months ago

Love a good fantasy!

AnonymousAnonymous4 months ago

Great story! AWESOME turnabout. As they say...turnabout is fair play!

Kernow2023Kernow20234 months ago

good story with a touch oh humour

Rocky62Rocky624 months ago

Those rough sandpapery working man fingers twerking her nipples did the trick

ibuguseribuguser4 months ago

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

AnonymousAnonymous3 months ago

EXCEPT, I would rather have the (ideally) more emotional mature, wiser 36 year-old than a (more likely) callow 21 year-old whose main existence was the 'dating and mating game'. A few more wrinkles, sags, etc or even some war scars (childbirth) are just a minor price to pay. Give me a randy mature woman who loves family any day. Having said this, I note that Britease's humor is much appreciated, and reminds me of an UK version of HDK.

kirei8kirei83 months ago

What a BTB should be!

FaShUnPhOtOgFaShUnPhOtOg2 months ago

Kinda like what happened to me while waiting for my divorce to be final. I traded a cheating 36 year old lousy lay for two 18 year old girlfriends. One was a stripper and man! the naked lap dances were fun!

muskyboymuskyboyabout 1 month ago

but it wasn't the first time she'd been unfaithful to me - this comment cost you 2 stars and made this a cuck story.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 month ago

Nice twist

Four solid stars.

JPB NOT BOB

AnonymousAnonymous5 days ago

How does a guy in his 30's go for six weeks without sex. God to read he actually had plenty. Great little story

DukeofPaducahDukeofPaducah2 days ago

Mickey kept playing too close to the net and took a few volleys to the noggin. The tennis ball lint in his teeth was adorable.

This story was satisfying but brief. Not at all like a hit from a crack pipe. Not at all.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 hour ago

Love all of your stories (honey we need to talk ) BUT i do prefer the longer ones with a bit of meat in them (jaybee186)

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