All Comments on 'We Need To Talk Honey'

Love all of your stories (honey we need to talk ) BUT i do prefer the longer ones with a bit of meat in them (jaybee186)

Mickey kept playing too close to the net and took a few volleys to the noggin. The tennis ball lint in his teeth was adorable.

This story was satisfying but brief. Not at all like a hit from a crack pipe. Not at all.

How does a guy in his 30's go for six weeks without sex. God to read he actually had plenty. Great little story

Nice twist

Four solid stars.

JPB NOT BOB

Silly but good.

but it wasn't the first time she'd been unfaithful to me - this comment cost you 2 stars and made this a cuck story.

Kinda like what happened to me while waiting for my divorce to be final. I traded a cheating 36 year old lousy lay for two 18 year old girlfriends. One was a stripper and man! the naked lap dances were fun!

What a BTB should be!

EXCEPT, I would rather have the (ideally) more emotional mature, wiser 36 year-old than a (more likely) callow 21 year-old whose main existence was the 'dating and mating game'. A few more wrinkles, sags, etc or even some war scars (childbirth) are just a minor price to pay. Give me a randy mature woman who loves family any day. Having said this, I note that Britease's humor is much appreciated, and reminds me of an UK version of HDK.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Those rough sandpapery working man fingers twerking her nipples did the trick

good story with a touch oh humour

Great story! AWESOME turnabout. As they say...turnabout is fair play!

Love a good fantasy!

You left me with a grin!

The last part where he knows she has cheated on him before kind of ruined the whole story.

Great Story!! Loved it!!

That will do, pig!

Good

I smiled. Thanks.

Would that it were well and truly so…

It almost worked until the last bit where he says she’s cheated on him before, if that’s the case why the fuck was he still with bitch.

One of the best “honey we need to talk” posts.

Much higher than fifth grade. Thanks

Excellent.

This is really the kind of story I like most. No long drawn-out background, no build-up, just jump right into the crux of the story and get on with it. And when it’s a really good story like this one, all the better. Thanks for sharing, Britease.

5 stars.

Second read, funny story, well told, I loved it

Great chuckle.

I read it again and I'm still enjoying it. The wife is brain dead, but does anyone think this never happens? It remains a 5***** story!

now why would the poster (dumber than dirt wife) be so angered? Could the term be hitting to close?

So sad, so sad.

Epilogue: Mikey was irate and as Debbie tried to calm him after Charley left he lashed out slapping her across the face. When she fought back he subdued her by choking her until she went limp. Realizing what he'd done he tried to run back home to his wife, but as Charley had said, the locks were changed. When he showed up they called the coppers who hauled him away. Two days later, Debbie's lifeless body was found and Mickey ended up locked up for the rest of his days and on the receiving end of several big prisoner stud cocks.

Loved how things swung around from what the 2 bimbos were thinking. 4 stars Bob

Same old story And I mean "The Same"!

in all seriousness i would wait for my wife to sleep and then set her ass on fire if my wife ever did this to me. And i am not even joking.

Anoher one where the better-than-gold hubby gets another one over on his dumber-than-dirt wife. Do you idiots copy from the same master-plan bood?

Hilarious. 5

Ha!

Good story

Wow, anonymous of 7 months previous to this post, of the 3 paragraphs...

There is much more individual variation amongst women of different ages than you seem to know, and you are not that great on life expectancy either...

Still a great story!

Most excellent, and with the help and at the behest of the wife's lover's wife!

Wifey's previous indiscretion(s) are not explained, or even if wifey knew that our hero knew, but, that is past and done. Our hero has learned and profited.

A very good, clever story that was ruined when we found out this wasn’t the first time she’d cheated. Why exactly, was she even still around?

Drat! No fisticuffs.

Good love to hear to cheat in pair got what they had coming

Now that's how you do it! 5stars!

Loved it 😂 burned both to the ground.

Loved it! Burned-’em both to the ground.

5-😊😊😊😊😊

The imagination of unattractive men always makes me laugh. My best guess is 5'8, 260 and 5"

Heh Debbie didn't end up enjoying that swap. $100k and a loser who has no job and not much future and who already sees her as old. Was a fling for him. Don't understand this "take it or leave it" sharing crap. Does anything like this ever actually happen? Just like the LW trope of "Honey, We Need to Talk" as prelude to "take it or leave it" going to date another man. Do those bull rush tactics ever work? Don't spouses who cheat usually do it in secret on the side? Only revealing themselves if (a) they are genuinely feeling guilty and confess, (b) fear discovery via another source, or (c) wanting a divorce?

4 Stars on this one . My ex cheated on Me Once and said she was so drunk she didn't know what had happened . Her best friend Kris told Me the real story and Now I am having Sex with a women that could make a dead man hard . The best part is her dad own's a Liquor store .

Great One!

love how the dumbasses got what they deserved & find themselves

He walks out the door and is passed by a man wearing a suit holding a notebook sized envelope who knocks on the door... Debbie answers and he asks her, "Excuse my mam... Are You Mrs. Debra Martin?" She says yes, he hands her the big envelope , she takes it and he says; Mr.s Martin... You have been served !" turns about and leaves.... Not only does the envelope contain Papers for Divorce, there's also a copy of a DVD of her having sex with her boy toy in Motel rooms, etc.

Both cheaters. They should groupsex. 4/5

Nato_

Second read. I like it too much.

What a cracker, nice one 👍

Yep, women can't afford to risk younger lovers. It's usually too great a risk. She's almost barren at the age of 30, so 36 is DOA. Most men don't want to commit to an older barren women. Full stop. Even men want kids. And menopause turns women into frosty assholes. Most men feel pity for their faithful wives, so they put up with menopausal women out of duty. Women that gave them happy years and children. Imagine how eager a young man wants to keep around a menopausal woman they just sleep around with?

But an older man and young woman? Match made in heaven. His life expectancy is slightly less, so they'll prolly die around the same age. He isn't barren....like...at all. And is more mature and financially stable at that age. While she's still full of libido, years of devotion, and fertile.

I mean, younger women have the world by the balls. It's not hard to believe they'd delude themselves into thinking the gravy train never ends. But it does. And it's older men that are the prize. So the roles reverse. And in a happy marriage, that shouldn't matter at all. Through thick n' thin. But when you're selfish....it helps to understand what you actually bring to the table. A young man, not much. An older man, prize. A young woman, prize. An older woman, rubbish.

Enjoyed the take down. 5 stars.

out with the old in with the new

his wife was a cuck then dumped for a younger model ouch

Why did you have to make him a willing cuckold at the end? What was the point of it? It was enough for him to dump her, there was no need for the "she cheated on me before" bit.

From strong man to straw man in one sentence.

Great.

perfect!

LOL great bit of fun

Short and sweet. What do they say revenge is be served cold, and boy was it. Well done 5-stars.

All I could think of while reading this story was the movie "MEATBALLS" lol

HEY MICKEY!!!!!!

HEY MICKEY!!! classic

Short and snappy. Not much depth to the story but much better than the average BTB fare.

LA

Loved the revenge on his wife & her lover; began before they knew it

Loved it

Good story.

Les

Best revenge completely unbelievable but good all the same

Enjoyed it. Good job.

its awsome hehehe

And another SWAMP DONKEY joins the herd..lol

Pretty good but yet another idiotic house giveaway. If all these lit authors were in school,they would have detention for copying others work. Just dumb and knocked a few points off.

Another 5. Dude keeps cranking them out.

Poor old cow. Best line in one of LW’s bests”fuck off cheating bitch “ stories.

Laughed my butt off as to how cool Charley remained! Would have been totally different if Charlie had minimal "heads up"!!

Good one.

A kick to the 'goolies' wouldn't have got the point across any better! The shortcut to '3-0' was priceless and no need to get into the squishy details. Nice Job, Thank You! I should block 'Harry's' number and just ignore him or get his doctor to increase his 'meddies'! 5***** job i enjoyed reading it

3-0

Another super story by this author

Enjoyed the revenge twist you put in. Also like the fact so many stories on L...a are too in depth about the "act", yours on the other hand was more interesting. Thanks

Maybe the best of all Britease's good stuff. What a surprise for the cheaters. What a great story.

Short but fun.

Fun short read! Smiled throughout.

How could he have his things into Mickey's house without him knowing?.

ONE IN THE GOB FOR TRICKY, BUT NOT SO SLICKY, MICKEY!

M I C K E Y M O U S E . Remember the Mickey Mouse Fan Club Song .Mickey Got Stuck with The Old Cheese on this one ..

What a coup - and so well described! Do keep them coming. 5 *s.

Stories just keep getting better every time I read one.

With the loss of his job he also lost his car and benefits. The last part was a bit of a shame when 2 of daddies boys turned up at his place and beat the living crap out of him with my lovely wife being forced to watch.

The medical bills were horrendous and Mickey was left with them all.

While he was in hospital she removed all his belongings out of the house and left them on the curb for rubbish collection. Guess she found herself after all.

Debbie was forced to find full time employment as she could not afford to live on her part time wage. She eventually found a well paying job so she was at least able to afford a reasonable lifestyle. We see her around town every now and then. The Parking Wardens uniform suits her.

Back to Mickey. When he was released from hospital he had tens of thousands of dollars debt. He was unable to find gainful employment and found himself on the street. His worst day was when Debbie told him to move on or she would call the Police for harassing her on her job.

Thank you!

When a well-to-do man wins the love of a rich young woman whose husband is caught cheating with the wife of the younger wife's husband. This is not a love triangle. It is a love quadrangle. Plenty enough sex to go around.

We all wish for such affairs to happen.

How would he get every thing to Linda's and her have the locks changed without Mickey knowing.Where as Mickey been shagging Debbie?.

Nice to see the disgusting cheaters get their comeuppance and the two innocent parties not only get the better of them but find out they're made for one another. The way Charley dealt with them was masterful as well. He held all the cards and used them with precision timing. Shame he stayed with the bitch after she'd cheated on him before but, if he hadn't, he wouldn't have met Linda... plus, this is a Britease story, so it's kind of expected for the guy to stay with a slut longer than he should. Still and all, excellent story. May be my favorite from this author.

So I'm reading the good old ones again. This is one of the best. You can almost see Charlie and Debbie's faces when he blows them up.

Short, sweet and to the point. Well written.

5 *'s

...story that also met any standard set for entertainment. 5 stars

a real gem, ty.

Your stories make me laugh. Short and right to the point.