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"You are the best, babe," she whispered in my ear. "Ramming that hockey stick of yours in my honey hole takes me to the moon every time."
I replied, "Shoving it in your baby hamster gets me where I'm going real fast, Deanna baby. I don't shake and shiver that hard anyplace else. I got a special ring tone for you. I will be right here for a jiffy stiffy anytime you call."
Well I fed her this stuff for a while and then got dressed and took my gentleman's leave. The general and the two colonels were resting quiet now.
But what will I do for a bit of fluff to blow my horn tomorrow, ya know what I mean?
- COMMENTS
betrayedbyloveover 5 years agoYo, there be sum crazy shit goin on in dis tale. I dig the lingo but it culdn figger out a lot of dis shit. I gues it was cool.
Anonymousabout 8 years agoGreat use of clever synonyms! You've gained a new fan. Thank you!
bearsladyover 9 years agoI loved this!! Laughed my way through it. You receive the award for most creative writing of the decade, ya know what I mean?
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