by MungoParkIII
Strange... I know there was at an age in my life where I thought anytime, anyplace, anyone. BUT never in my wildest dream did I ever think of water melon as fuckable..LOL..dan
it's kind of rediculious to read "Yuk" about a fruity fantasy of this caliber. And not even a thank you for the visual!
I actually had a 'nastier' idea which I thought you were about to use but I am afraid I'll irreversibly damage the tender souls of readers who accidentally happen to read stories on this site...Next try Mangos but the true classic fruits since ancient Roman times are of course the figs. Hint - not to be used as inpiration for breasts. Bon apetit!
I didn't really read your story because your picture was just too funny....kept me laughing for so long!
Ewwwww. Its not even humorous. As for the photo, maybe some photoshop classes would help....nah!