101 Lesbian Haikus Version 2.020

Welcome to volume five of my haiku series. Enjoy, have fun, and check out the first four volumes as well if you haven’t done so!

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[1] It’s a new decade…
We’re here, queer and sincere, dear—
LESBIANS UNITE!!

[2] Mom warned me this would
make me go blind one day. Well…
guess I’m going blind.

[3] In your arms with ease…
seize me, squeeze me, tease me, please…
…I’m weak in my knees.

[4] January’s babe,
that’s me, a ginger, big red.
Loyal, brave and sweet.

[5] Lebbies are like dogs;
we need shelter, food and love…
…and we chase pussy.

[6] Soft-shell tacos can
often still contain a nice
hard candy inside.

[7] I watched her shower…
and pleasure herself in bed…
…call me Peeping Tam.

[8] I climb atop thee!
Mine own tongue inside thy cunt!
Cummeth thou f’r me!

[9] Gummy tits and clits,
best adult candy around,
gush when you bite them.

[10] Straight girl meets gay girl,
gay girl takes straight girl back home…
…straight girl’s bi at least.

[11] Dining at the Y
is like Chinese: pretty soon
you’re hungry again.

[12] If Sappho had tried
her hand at writing haikus,
how would they turn out?

[13] February’s chick,
my name’s Amethyst. I’m true,
pure of heart and mind.

[14] I get tired of how
het’rocentric this world is…
but we’re still… “special.”

[15] Finest satin sheets…
silky skin and hair to match…
…intimate, divine.

[16] Don’t be mad at me
’cause I’m handier than you
with power tools, Dad.

[17] I have monthly pains…
fuck me like I’m pregnant, hon…
…make them go away.

[18] I’m a girl, but it’s
not my style to play mind games.
Grant me the same boon.

[19] Lebbies are like fruit;
semi-soft, juicy and ripe
for the right shopper.

[20] Girl in the mirror…
you’re not ugly, short or fat…
…you are beautiful.

[21] I was born in March,
two eyes of aquamarine.
Courage, health and calm.

[22] Sky to navy blue,
pink to hot pink, tan to brown…
…wet panties change hues.

[23] An enemy spy…
I have ways to make you talk.
…Are you… ticklish, doll?

[24(a)] There are now close to
two billion grown chicks on Earth.
…I want one or twelve.

[25(b)] What’s all that’s better
than two girls together?... Right!
Twelve girls together!

[26] Little girls do get
bigger and grow up each day.
Thank heaven for that.

[27] I know you cannot
resist me in black leather—
hence why I wear it.

[28] Lebbies are like fish;
plenty in the sea, and they
feel best when they’re wet.

[29] If girls together
ultimately can’t do it,
it need not be done.

[30] I’m an April doll,
di’mond heart, that will not break,
filled with warm spring love.

[31] Today I met the
girl I’m going to marry…
…She doesn’t know yet…

[32] Lebbies are like gifts;
many thoughtful, kind, and can’t
wait to be unwrapped.

[33] These lips look tasty…
…Hm? Oh, yes, yes, those lips too.
I’ll dine down here first.

[34] Make my pussy purr…
Pet her, stroke her, play with her…
…She’ll cum when she’s called.

[35] You’ve caught me; I was
sniffing your panties, for fun.
…Punish me for it.

[36] Only thing softer
than my kitty is you in
a fuzzy sweater.

[37] We got in a fight…
If hell hath no fury, then
we’re both in trouble.

[38] I’m May’s lesbi girl,
em’rald-eyed and full of hope.
Got those from my Mom.

[39] You toy with my mind,
the way clever girls do, but…
…two can play this game.

[40] Well well now, what’s this?
’Twould appear our lunch is here!
Oooh, and she brought food!

[41(a)] My taco has a
first name. It’s R-A-I-N-
B-O-W.

[42(b)] My taco has a
last name. What is it? Say hi,
ask it and find out.

[43] Lebbies are like chairs;
comfy, strong, reliable,
and fun to sit on.

[44] Milky, supple flesh…
Feminine and smooth as silk…
God, I’m one hot bitch.

[45(a)] Let me soap you up…
though my lipstick won’t wash off
quite so easily.

[46(b)] Let me towel you off…
that took long; we got dirty
all over again.

[47] June’s angel right here,
just a pearl of love and joy.
That comes from my Dad.

[48] Do nuzzle me, dear…
I love the tip of your nose…
it’s soft and tickly.

[49] Turn another page…
Ev’ry one a lovely day,
in our book of love.

[50] Lebbies are like keys;
each can fit a different lock,
and some fit a lot.

[51] There are many pros
for lesbian couples, like—
two pussies, four tits!

[52] Written in the stars:
all lesbies know each other.
We are connected.

[53(a)] God, you smell divine…
…you won’t mind if I kinda…
…sink my teeth in you.

[54(b)] You don’t mind if I
leave teeth marks all over your
body, would you now?

[55] My birthmonth’s July,
noble blood and ruby strength,
soft as summertime.

[56] I am all about
that sexual afterglow…
…hold me forever.

[57] Any girls out there
who love girls, drop me a line.
I’m one lonely chick.

[58] Wanna have some fun?
Go out in public somewhere,
and shout, “LESBIAN!!”

[59] Rain, shine, tidal wave…
all weather is beautiful,
long as I’m with you.

[60] I like to prank her,
and she likes to prank me too.
Back and forth revenge.

[61(a)] The way to my heart’s
through my tummy. Feed me, I’ll
love you forever.

[62(b)] The way to my heart’s
through my panties. And right now,
my “heart” wants some love.

[63] The night’s so pretty
and so young… a description
that also fits you.

[64] I’m an August babe,
soul of beauty, heart of gold.
I will protect you.

[65] My friend set me up
on a blind date, with…guess who??
Yup… it was my ex.

[66] Lebbies are like fire;
Smoking hot, all-consuming…
…with lots of old flames.

[67] Take sixty-seven!
We just can’t seem to get this
gosh-darned sex scene right!

[68] Funny is my jam…
…in love with comediennes.
…I shan’t laugh at you.

[69] Cunt-eating contest!
Mouths on pussies now, and go!
Ahm-nahm-nahm-nahm-nahm!

[70] We’ve got our third cat.
We are now officially
a lesbian pair.

[71] Lebbies are like bread;
also like the meat between.
Tasty sandwiches.

[72] I’m September’s chick,
Sapphic sapphire ray of truth.
Autumn is my name.

[73] Comfort be thy game.
When you’re with me, I feel so
at home and relaxed.

[74] You’re a unicorn…
…only of your kind there is.
…I’m a unicorn.

[75] My girl and I just
steamed things up so hot, the smoke
detector went off.

[76] Teddy bears are nice…
I prefer my teddy bears
human and life-size.

[77] I wish I were you…
You’re so gorgeous, cute and smart.
…I’m just a plain girl.

[78] Roses are red, and
my preferred orchids are blue.
You’re my love so true.

[79] Candles: my fav’rite
thing in the whole entire world.
Light me up, my friend.

[80] Every libido
has something that makes it hum…
…I think I’ve found yours.

[81] I’m October’s doll,
rosy-cheeked with healing hands.
…Don’t let me scare you.

[82] Calm and tranquil peace…
that’s what my heart craves with yours…
serenity ours.

[83] It would seem we’re through…
My heart’s broken, but will heal.
I hope yours does too.

[84] Lebbies are like snow;
each one different, all her own.
Unique works of art.

[85] You’re straight?... Um… me too.
Wanna…try that lezzy thing?
Just, you know… make sure?

[86] My teacher’s so hot…
Damn, she makes my pussy pound.
…School is… exciting…

[87(a)] Mom and I, we fought,
because I’m a lesbian.
Finally, I said…

[88(b)] “Fine, mother! Fuck you!”
She just looked at me and smirked.
“…I bet you’d like to.”

[89] I’m November’s lass,
golden hair and happiness.
I’m Thankful for that.

[90] Insubordinate!
Insolent slave! You shall be
chastised for your pluck!

[91] You’ve got me tied up…
…I’m so damn turned on right now.
Hmm… my nose itches.

[92] I love W-
NBA, LPGA,
and of course softball.

[93] Only lesbian
who likes Playboy’s prob’ly me.
’Course, you never know…

[94] We may be exes,
but you’re fun to have around.
We’ll just be friends now.

[95] Rain’s so romantic…
Soothing pelt while we’re inside…
…warm with body heat.

[96] Your lips are stuck red,
mine bear a nice sheen of gloss.
Let’s make some “stick-gloss.”

[97] Lebbies are like lamps;
turn them on, they light right up.
Just hit the right switch.

[98] I’m December’s girl,
friendly, wise, with turquoise eyes.
Eat, drink, be Merry.

[99] Candlelit supper…
Link arms to sip wine, your eyes
making love to mine.

[100] An informal poll:
who’s your fav’rite gay ce-leb?
Post comments below.

[101] If you enjoyed these,
tell your galpal, read to her.
…Then fuck till you crash.

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Thank you, folks and friends, and happy 2020! A brand-new heartwarming Smokey tale is coming at you soon!