101 More Lesbian Haikus!

The erotic poetry returns. The “By The Numbers” haikus weren’t so naughty; they were more a loving Sapphic tribute. And not all of these are explicitly…well, explicit, either… like… um… the first one… (just as not all of them can only be applied to a girl-on-girl situation) but a lot of them are. This flavor are a tribute of their own. While there is plenty of overlap, the more astute Reader might detect a few subtle patterns in the nature of the ’kus. I divided them into different “categories” of sorts. Whether you notice any patterns or not, please do enjoy, and keep that support a-cummin’!

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[1] Welcome from the Sapphs!
Far and near! We’re here! We’re queer!
Hear it loud and clear!!

[2] How my pussy aches!…
Aches for your tongue’s tender love…
Come dine at my Y.

[3] Take this fragile heart…
Take exquisite care of it…
It’s been hurt before.

[4] Read to me, my sweet…
Read your steamy poetry…
Make me long for you.

[5] I’ve not met a girl
who’s named her own genitals.
…But may I meet them?

[6] Get that feather out!
My asshole is too ticklish!
I’m not that kinky.

[7] Karaoke night…
“I Enjoy Being A Girl”…
“With a girl,” that is…

[8] Blue, blue ovaries…
So strained my libido... PLEASE…
…let me cum this time!

[9] If I said you had
a dynamite bod, would you
hold it against me?

[10] I came out today…
Come thee out, with me tonight…
Closets are no fun.

[11] My tits are your treats.
Cherries are already there,
just add some whipped cream.

[12] Kiss me in the rain…
Kiss me on a downtown train…
…Kiss away my pain.

[13] I’m the outer spoon,
’cause I love to smell your hair.
What shampoo is that?

[14] On my hallowed ground,
you have staked claim with your flag.
…I’m your property.

[15] Tie me hand and foot…
Tease my pussy, pinch my tits…
…I AM that kinky.

[16] I hope you enjoy
being snuggled after sex…
…You go nowhere now.

[17] Hm; ’twould seem they lied…
This lipstick does kiss off, but,
my territ’ry’s marked.

[18] Creamy milky skin…
I just want to eat you up…
…Let’s begin down here.

[19] You’re my very first
girl-on-girl experience…
Now I can’t go back.

[20] Am I drunk?... I can’t
even get my own bra off,
let alone yours, hon.

[21] Silky pajamas,
fluffy sweaters, waffle robes…
…all feel good to hug.

[22] Naked on the beach…
Sand all over our wet flesh…
…Nature’s bikini.

[23] If these lips could talk,
oh, the stories they could tell!
How about your own?

[24] I am all strapped on.
Your wet pussy’s all mine now!
Big hooray for toys.

[25] I enjoy doughnuts…
…do you enjoy doughnuts too?...
…Filled with tasty cream??...

[26] Your middle finger
penetrates me merc’lessly…
…The phrase means much more.

[27] Ruby lips and nails…
Silky hair and shadowed eyes…
…Great minds think alike.

[28] Bisexual girls…
Will they go for our guy friends?...
…Will they go for us?

[29] Before you touched me,
my panties were light sky-blue.
Now they’re navy blue.

[30] Won’t you hold my hand?...
I’m so lonesome without you…
…You are my whole world.

[31] Pet me like a cat…
Stroke my kitty, make me meow…
…I’ll cum when you call.

[32] I just heard the song
“You can ring my be-e-ell”…
…Mine wants to be rung…

[33] Seems I’ve taken all
your blackjack money, dear… what
shall we play for now?

[34] I enjoy tacos…
Hot dogs don’t do it for me…
Gee, I wonder why…

[35] Oops; we’re out of soap…
Guess we’ll bathe each other… if
you know what I mean.

[36] Don’t wear that perfume;
it tickles my nose, and… and…
…On second thought, do.

[37] My last ex cheated…
with another ex of mine…
…Small world, after all.

[38] Pussy’s pulsating
with so much blood, my Goddess…
…Now part that red sea.

[39] Femininity…
Grace and beauty, fair and pure…
…Thy name is your name.

[40] If we should wet-boink,
Let’s not stand in the shower.
Baths are much more safe.

[41] Let me show you how
to rock my world with your tongue…
…Got a Lifesaver?

[42] Wanna wrestle, babe?...
If you let me pin you, I
promise we’ll both win.

[43] I enjoy tacos…
Give me your tortilla, please…
…I like them spicy.

[44] I’m in blinding pain…
Sexted you to *LICK* my clit…
Missed ‘L,’ pressed ‘K.’ OUCH!!

[45] Who’s your biggest crush?...
That’s funny; that’s my name too…
… OH… I understand.

[46] Being lesbian
makes it not only dudes whom
*straight* girls find “creepy.”

[47] Sweetie, I’m randy…
My girls are tingling so bad…
…I’ll tingle you too.

[48] I am just a girl…
Standing ’fore another girl…
…Asking for her love.

[49] Don’t hold back tonight…
I trust you with all I am…
…Give me all you’ve got.

[50] Aw, we’re out of food…
I’m too tired to groc’ry shop…
…so I’m eating you.

[51] I shan’t be selfish…
I’m a giver; in my book,
you always cum first.

[52] I enjoy doughnuts…
If they be the food of love…
…Frost on, girl, frost on.

[53] Here’s a quid pro quo:
I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
…I scratch your coochie…

[54] Gosh, you precious doll…
Wish I was a precious doll…
…Wait a sec; I am.

[55] Let’s Ninten-do this…
Samus, save Zelda and Peach…
…Then it’s three-way time.

[56] You may frig me off…
Does mutual or solo
work better for you?

[57] Women are so soft…
Holding you in bed’s like a
big ol’ teddy bear.

[58] Making love… to you…
Goddess knows I couldn’t love
you more than I do.

[59] Silly little girl!...
Entering my sex dungeon!...
…You must learn from this…

[60] Cuffed up on my back…
One great big ‘X’ on your bed…
…So vulnerable.

[61] I enjoy muffins…
Drizzled with a tasty glaze…
…Just how I like them.

[62] OH!! Okay, okay!...
Doorbell works! The doorbell works!
Please stop ringing now!

[63] Want To Come Over?...
Get out of that closet and
Come To My Window.

[64] I enjoy ice cream…
This scrumptious raspberry looks
and tastes familiar…

[65] Pussy has no chance
against a hot Hitachi…
…It wins every time.

[66] I didn’t mean it…
I never do. I’m sorry…
Forgive me… once more.

[67] I shall soap you up…
in the bath… while reading you
saucy limericks.

[68] I’ve no fetish, but
how you make me feel… might I
have a you fetish?

[69] So revved up am I…
My heart pounds, my pussy aches…
…Dying for release.

[70] I enjoy melons…
Squeeze to see how ripe they are…
…Oooh, they’re juicy, too.

[71] See this pic of us?
We look like that illusion…
Kiss or fancy lamp?

[72] Your lips smell and taste
like cherry root beer lip gloss…
…And now mine do too.

[73] It’s not fair…you get
normal periods. I get
exclamation points!!

[74] It’s her turn, my friend…
This time we do her, next time
she’ll cunniling-us.

[75] Our breakup hurts so…
I miss you. I want you back…
…Love, heartbroken ex

[76] If you suck my toes,
I’ll not kick you in the face.
But I shall cum quick.

[77] Don’t tickle my foot…
Just feed me some Yoplait, hon…
…I can’t find my hand.

[78] Oh my god, it’s her
dream come true: diving into
a big pile of girls.

[79] I enjoy tacos…
The way that sweet salsa just
drips and drips and drips…

[80] No, PLEASE!... I just came!!...
That feather’s like a knife blade
torturing my cunt!!

[81] If scissoring is
not a real legit thing, then
what did we just do?

[82] Whatever it was,
it felt pretty damn great. Now…
…let’s rock and paper.

[83] You say that I think
with my pussy. I say… wait…
…Let me ask the “boss.”

[84] Folks say what they will…
I’m your girlfriend and you’re mine.
All that counts is love.

[85] Too horny to sleep,
but I have injured my hand.
Jill me off, please dear?

[86] Nothing in this world
feels as good as a girl’s clit
swelling in your mouth.

[87] Naughty little girl…
Picking on my little girl…
…Mom’s your bully now.
(“Bully”)

[88] I’m a nerd, you’re cool…
Neither bad. Oh, by the way…
…I’m in love with you.
(“My Cool World”)

[89] Marry me, my love…
…Are we still missing something?...
…Ah, yes: a third wife.
(“Ménage à trois”)

[90] She forgave me once…
But I’ve screwed up worse this time…
…Now I’ve lost all hope.
(“…I’ll Call YOU”)

[91] Mother’s done me wrong…
Ol’ gal must be punished now…
…Dearly shall she pay.
(“Mother And Child Communion II: Grounding Mom”)

[92] Oh god, I’m in love…
With a woman twice my… wait…
…OH my god, I’m gay.
(“Numbers”)

[93] It’s not right to steal…
You’ve done so from the wrong store…
…You’ll think twice next time.
(forthcoming story)

[94] Lazy lezzies, we…
Let’s lie with the Hitachi
wedged between our cunts.

[95] Sometimes holding hands,
and your smile’s all I need, for
the best day ever.

[96] Elevator sex?…
…I can press the buttons with
my stiletto heels.

[97] I enjoy muffin’…
Did… did-did I say “muffin’”??...
…Muffins. Meant muffins.

[98] ’Kay, I know it’s sick…
…But I’ve no outlets; even
cucumbers aren’t safe.

[99] Coochie-coochie-coo…
Tickle, honey bear?... Good. NOW…
…Where are the cookies??!

[100] Love’s not black or white,
but when I’m done with you, you’ll
be red all over.
…And for you lebbis, let’s make the last one a Reader poll, just for fun, if you’d like.

[101] Disney princesses—
which one would you like to be,
and which would you boink??