A Gift Most Uncanny

This is something a little different for me. I wanted to write a cute Christmas poem in the vein of T'was The Night Before Christmas or How The Grinch Stole Christmas.

Naturally, it got out of hand. I hope you like it!

- The Author

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T'was a Friendsgiving party, Thanskgiving weekend
My wife and I chatted with some friends of a friend
Her name was Sherri and his name was Kip
The two of them met on a backpacking trip

We four new comrades struck up a rapport
A bottle of wine led to one or two more
"If you'd come over, we'd have you as guests"
Danni (my wife) was the one to suggest

Kip's eyebrows rose, Sherri's ears went ablaze
And Danni's face flushed as she heard her own phrase
It felt like she'd spoke with flirtatious intent
I cannot be sure, I don't know what she meant

A silence befell us that hung at our table
None of us spoke because no one was able
We punctured the silence eventually
"It's 'cause we're all drunk, essentially"

The party went on with no ending in sight
Jokes about sex were the theme of the night
I found myself mulling my partner's suggestion
And slouching a little to hide my erection

Sherri was pretty, a sinewy kind
In a casual outfit of sporty design
And I'd be remiss if I didn't admit
That I could not but help thinking thoughts about Kip

(I'm bisexual, I'd hasten to add
Danni is, too, based on talks that we've had
We've never once actually acted on it
Just talked about acts that we each would permit)

The party eventually came to a close
The four of us put down our drinks and we rose
"We should do this again," was our tipsy farewell
And we texted our numbers to each other's cells

The two couples left to our separate ways
And I did not broach them to Danni for days
Neither did Danni, to make that much clear
She seemed to forget she invited them here

***

I couldn't keep Sherri and Kip from my mind
I worried I'd blurt out their names at some time
If Danni were holding my cock 'twixt her lips
Or sitting on top of me, grinding her hips

And, as it happened, we played in the shower
A week past the party, damn near to the hour
She bent at the waist and said "Don't make me beg"
Put her palms on the wall and spread out her thick legs

So silky, her pussy accepted my cock
We fucked and we groaned and we made dirty talk
Then, by surprise, while I squeezed her soft hips
She cried out with love the names Sherri and Kip

Though she was embarrassed, we finished each other
I lovingly washed off the cum from my lover
We necked in the shower a short little bit
Putting off things that we couldn't admit

Later in bed, as the moon rose anew
Danni admitted the things that I knew
Sherri and Kip, who she hadn't forgot
Were, we agreed, so incredibly hot

They'd taken up space at the front of her mind
And, I admitted, they'd stuck inside mine
Before it went further, sleep took her away
I wanted a foursome, I wanted to say

December wore on, and I got an idea
A wonderful, sexual, horny idea
I waited 'til Danni was off on her own
And reached out to Kip on his cellular phone

Kip was delighted to hear of my plot
And said he and Sherri had had the same thought
Our plans were all planned, the month wore away
All that was left was to wait for the day

***

T'was night before Christmas, I sent away Danni
On pretense of wrapping a gift most uncanny
She went out to get us a bottle of wine
And in snuck our friends, to commence our design

Danni came back and I rushed her upstairs
Eager to show her the gifts waiting there
She opened the door, and to her delight
Were Sherri and Kip, standing nude by the light

I might have felt just as joyous as she
At the bewitching sight of our lovers to be
Kip was a stunner, his cock a panhandle
To his right, Sherri, athletic and ample

"For me?" Danni blushed, addressing the two
Kip beckoned us, bidding "For both of you"
I pat-patted Danni upon her behind
And said, "Take your turn now; I'll wait to take mine"

Danni stepped forward and into the light
(Which sat by our bedside for reading at night)
Sherri stood front of her, Kip stood behind
Enfolding my wife with their embrace combined

The two of them had no desire to linger
Buttons and clasps came undone by their fingers
Expertly making short work of her clothes
Peppering kisses on neck, ears, and nose

They took off her lacewear and tossed it away
And Danni stood splendidly naked as they
Her full-figured form so unique to regard
'Twixt friends with forms more conventionally hard

Danni breathed hot, swaying this way and that
Kip's hot erection pressed into her back
Sherri began to massage Danni's breasts
Kip suckled sweetly the skin of her neck

Watching three lovers play 'round in the buff
I felt like I'd minded my patience enough
As Sherri and Kip's roaming hands went to work
I pulled out my cock and I started to jerk

"Give us a moment, my love, if you could"
Sherri told Kip, who signalled he would
He left the two women, came over to me
And the two of us watched voyeuristically

Kip with his hand 'round his cock to match mine
Two of us mutually jerking in time
And old bonding custom, I felt him my kin
Brotherhood mixed with attraction to him

Sherri and Danni clung hard and made out
And made no mistake as to who held the clout
Danni was helpless to Sherri's attentions
T'was all she could do to keep comprehension

I came to suspect that they enjoyed our stare
It brought to their passion a voyeurist flare
Their breasts pressed together, their pubises locked
Spurred on by both of us touching our cocks

"Lie on the bed," Sherri sighed in her ear
And down Danni went, her knees spread there and here
And down to her vulva the sweet Sherri went
Kissing the lips and inhaling the scent

Whistled with pleasure, did Kip to my right
Apparently tickled to see such a sight
Entranced as I was, I was shook from my shock
And again was entranced as I looked at Kip's cock

His fist made a circuit from dickhead to thighs
I watched the whole thing, then I looked to Kip's eyes
I found, without shame, he was watching me too
Saying to me "Could I go down on you?"

"Yes, please" I said in a whispering shout
Not even trying to find a way out
He dropped to his knees, down in front of my hips
And took my erection by hand to his lips

Over his nodding, I watched as my wife
Got womanly pleasure, the first of her life
My erection, meanwhile, would not be outdone
Its first manly love on the back of Kip's tongue

"Hold it," I said as I started to spasm
Even as Danni cried out her orgasm
Kip broke away, his lips dribbling with drool
Glanced over his shoulder and grinned like a fool

I felt my preorgasm start to subside
As Kip commentated "Just look at your bride"
Grateful, I settled, and looked to my wife
Not ready to finish this first in my life

Danni was still on her back on the bed
Sherri on top of her, laid head to head
Like missionary, the women embraced
Drunken delight flitting 'cross Danni's face

Standing up near me, my friend made a pass
"Would you enjoy it if I fucked your ass?"
Carefully thinking how far I would go
I pondered a moment and said, rueful, "No"

"It's not that I'm timid," I hastened to add
"Anal's the best kind of sex that I've had"
I looked to the cabinet off to the side
And said "There's a harness with dildos inside"

Kip gave a smile, so thoughtful and wise
"You're into pegging," he sagely surmised
"Some things are only for Danni and me"
I made clear to him and he seemed to agree

"Hey you," a feminine voice from the bed
Sherri was looking and'd heard what we said
"She needs to be fucked," to me, Sherri offered
Feeling fair-minded, I said, "It's Kip's honor"

Kip looked to me, then looked over to Sherri
Nods, they exchanged, but it was still necessary
For sex-addled Danni to give one more nod
And nodded, she did, and she spread herself broad

Rummaging 'round in the sex cabinet
I produced a condom and passed it to Kip
Condoming on, he ambled on over
And hoisted the legs of my marital lover

I felt Sherri's hand on my cock, cool and light
Heard her voice whispering "Is this alright?"
"Yeah, sure," I nodded, but, shutting her out
I looked on while Kip started fucking my spouse

Kip's cock was large and it had a foreskin
Danni cooed pleasantly when it went in
I hardly felt Sherri's hand jerk my cock
The sight was spellbinding; obsessive, I gawked

(It wasn't her know-how--the handjob was fine
I'd gladly fuck Sherri at some other time
Her body intrigued me, her aura was horny
But she couldn't counter the wonder before me)

I'd pictured it frequently mid-masturbation
My wife's body quivering 'neath Kip's gyration
Now it was happening 'fore me, t'was real
The fact of it left me unsure how to feel

But Sherri spoke up and my musings were split
"She seemed to enjoy it when I touched her tits"
It didn't demand of me much contemplation
To gather the meaning of her invitation

Sherri had seen the concern in my eyes
And wanted to help me to acclimatize
She helped me undress and showed great affection
Taking a moment to tease my erection

Sherri and I climbed and knelt on the bed
O'er Danni's face to the sides of her head
I stared at Kip's cock sliding in, to and fro
And made a decision to relish the show

Shrugging my shoulders, "No time like the present"
I licked Danni's breast and the sweat tasted pleasant
Sherri was already sucking her nipple
Danni was thrilled that her lovers were tripled

"What should I do when I come?" Kip half-cried
Rising up to him, I said "Come inside"
I gave him an open-mouthed kiss on the lips
And felt my cock twinge with affection for Kip

Kip's thrusting doubled, his grunting most wanton
Apparently spilling his seed in the condom
Rope after rope for a moment or two
One moment more, just before he withdrew

Half in a daze, Danni said, "Holy shit"
Sherri, beside her, laughed into her tit
I bent down to Danni and gave her a kiss
Never turned on by her more before this

Kip took his place on the floor by the bed
His half-hardened cock dipping down at the head
The tip of the condom was heavy with cum
Discharging gallons had meant he was done

I heard Sherri whispering in Danni's ear
Something she giggled at, I couldn't hear
They climbed off the bed, I said "What do we do?"
They pointed at me and said, "Time to do you"

They beckoned me, sit on the edge of the bed
Quick like a bunny, I sat where they said
I never imagined that I'd ever see
Two women kneeling in front of my knees

Looking to Danni to know she approved
Then, back to me, Sherri made the first move
Taking my erection into her mouth
Bobbing her head up and down, in and out

I must have been a great pleasure to see
Reeling from Sherri's attentions to me
Danni was watching, her face concentrating
While, 'twixt her thighs, was her hand masturbating

I could not help but give thanks to my lover
She, too, could look at her spouse with another
Like her and Kip, who I watched with delight
And could derive pleasure myself from the sight

I felt pre-orgrasmic, I wanted to say
Sherri could sense it and swiveled away
Gave me a moment to settle the shock
Then Danni feasted herself on my cock

This is the part where I credit my wife
She gives the best head I've had in my life
Working me swiftly and oozing with spit
Better than Sherri or Kip, I admit

T'was Christmas Eve; Danni's school was in session
"Sherri and Kip," she said, "Study this lesson"
Lifting my scrotum, inserting a thumb
"Stroking his asshole will get him to come"

Sherri and Kip looked at us with attraction
Smitten as Danni put plans into action
Stroking my asshole and sucking me off
Getting me primed for the final payoff

Then, only then, did she pass me away
Sherri would take me the rest of the way
Sliding her lips to the hilt, front to back
Tingling and trembling, I couldn't hold back

Breakers of internal ecstacy flowed
Launching my cum to the back of her throat
Rope after rope from the depths of my balls
Credit to Sherri for catching them all

She cradled my penis on top of her tongue
'Til it was soft and too hyper-turned-on
She opened up and the three of us saw
Her mouth was clean, she had swallowed it all

I was ablaze, couldn't take anymore
Got up and sat down with Kip on the floor
Two of us sweating a soft afterglow
Naked, reclining, to take in the show

Then there were only the two of them left
Danni and Sherri, the latter bereft
Danni was giving her vulva the eye
Asking of her, "Could I give it a try?"

Sherri was smiling a smile most grateful
Climbed on the bed and spread out like a plateful
Her hairless vulva was fragrant and slick
Danni got in there and gave it a lick

When Sherri shivered with caution delight
Danni was 'boldened, assured she was right
Kip and I, sitting as close as we could
Watched Danni lick Sherri's clitoral hood

Danni was somewhat inexpert at first
'Til Sherri started to whisper some words
Danni was listening without compunction
Quickly improving with Sherri's instruction

Soon Sherri panted and fondled her tit
While Danni planted her mouth on her clit
Circling her tongue all around, to and from
Until, at last, Sherri started to come

Kip and myself, we looked on with hunger
(I'd come again if I were a bit younger)
While Sherri thrashed with her hips off the bed
Danni stayed with her, and softly, she said:

"Thank you so much for the night of our dreams"
Muffled by Sherri's libidinous seam
We all crawled in with her there on the bed
Each one exhausted, our energy dead

***

T'was Christmas morning, advised the alarm
Four of us woke up in each other's arms
Snuggling and giggling at how we were scrunched
'Til we got up and all went out to brunch

Then there were family plans for the day
The two couples left to our separate ways
Danni and I were unsure as they went
What our night's pleasures together had meant

Danni and I talked it out for a while
'Bout how to change our relationship style
Then we agreed to include Kip and Sherri
In our discussion, although it was scary

We four decided through careful debate
The two of us couples would formally date
Sometimes we'd sleep with them at their homestead
They'd have a place at our home, in our bed

(That's not to say we were just with each other
All of us wanted to do it with others
We were delighted to open the door
For the new lovers who'd play with us four)

***

'Nother year passed, t'was a new Christmas Eve
The four of us got down and fucked by the tree
My boyfriend and girlfriend, myself and my wife
Our favorite gift--the new love in our life!

~THE END~

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