All Comments on 'Miscellaneous Limericks'

Fun and naughty!

@Paul4Play - sounds about right 😊. Em

Thanks, made me smile after being down all day!

@Anon - you are welcome 😊. Em

I've always enjoyed limericks since the seventh grade when I wrote an essay about them. So I consider myself something of an amateur expert and Ms. Miller, I like your sexy limericks. 5 stars from me.

There once was a cute author named Miller

Who thought only men could complete her

But she learned she was wrong

She'd been wrong all along

As she found more than cum could fulfill her

@JBEdwards - 🤣. Em

I agree, that last was best!

Your sense of humor shines through these little gems. Thank you for an upper, well before my supper(?)

(Not a poet, and I know it.)

Keep 'em comin!

There once was a pirate named Gates

Who thought he could rhumba on skates

He fell on his cutlass

And now he is nutless

And practically useless on dates!

Original. And made me smile and laugh.

@nemo217 - thank you 😊

Counterpart to that (delightful) last one

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m schizophrenic

And so am I

HAHAHA!

I loved these. You can be such a good sometimes. It's what I love about you, your posts, and the stories I have read! I need to read more of them.

I really enjoy your works!

@ctarrantella - thank you 🙏. I have a bunch of other ones, so maybe a sequel. Em

Those are fun! ... I'm not generally a poetry guy; but these brought a smile.

.... One writer, one runner to another

Tail_Gunner AKA Levi Coldwater

@Tail_Gunner - I have to get round to compiling volume two from TP’s thread 😊 Em

all quite smart

@roverone - thank you 😊 Emily