One Always Wonders

One always wonders
at the size of a fart
is it an accident
or a work of art?

Does it depend
on the size of the bean
or some other fruit
to make the smell mean?

Does it depend
on the size of the ass
or the squeeze of the sphincter
to shoot out the gas?

Is there a math
a chemical rule
that breeds us our talent
and makes gas but not gruel?

Is there a prayer
that makes us swell up
and fart out a bag
without filling a cup?

This is the question
that drives men most mad
makes even rulers
get really sad

And this is the question
if the answer I knew
I would swell up
and shoot it at you