by PickFiction
"A tube of lube for Alice Brown, whose twat is oft quite dry." - masterful. Seriously, this line just... hilarious.
I can't stop laughing. This was such a great poem and certainly unexpected. Merry Christmas PF and thanks for sharing :)
Mister Pick, I need to lodge a formal complaint with the management. Precious tea has just been wasted as it sprayed out of my nose! Plus there might be a bun-fight in the Blennerhasset Ladies Club regarding who gets the leather strap, nipple clamps or handcuffs 😮
I loved it, very cleverly done.
I just read this brilliant, witty tour de force. I got quite a chuckle. First-rate. A 5 for sure. I am happy to see it won a prize.