All Comments on '5 Dollar Whore'

We call women who offer sex for money whores. And men who are "married" to these women we call pimp!

Clever, kinda tipped it off with the title. She was worried about money, so we can forgive her for asking to have her husband’s losses returned. At first, she offered normal compensation, then the wife was willing to trade sex for money, so “whore”is correct. Andrew should expect David to come visit him when he least expects it.

Gayer than Richard Simmons in a pink tutu with Odoreater licking his scrotum.

Congratz on this impressive level of stupidity.

I thought it was funny

A story about a worthless husband and a desperate wife who is too good for him. And a "friend" who needs to be shot in the head. Definitely needs an entire rewrite.

In simple terms. Dont give up the day job. Crap.

An unemployed guy wasting money gambling?

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If he's taller than her, her pelvis isn't going to be grinding into his stomach, more likely the other way around.

Wasn't a whole lot of thought put into creating this, whatever you wanna call it!

Fun!

JBOL; good one; 5*