All Comments on '7 Signs That He’s Cheating On You'

Interesting.

What's funny is that for every dumb line, some otherwise sane and savvy chick bought it or went along with the gag because she liked what the player offered.

As my daddy used to say hustling used cars, "You don't have to get lucky every time, you just gotta keep at it.

Some poor fool somewhere, some day will look at it and fall in love with it and all you have to do is not get in the way and you got yourself a sale."

We're ALL vulnerable, because let's face it we want things we know are a bad idea because they offer us something really exciting NOW instead of what does us good in the long run.

It's part of the human character to irrationally think we're lucky, that we can take short cuts to happiness and nobody'll get hurt. We think we've got the perfect angle to make it work and so it goes.

I could get all pompous about self-esteem issues and how men and women sabotage perfectly good relationships with good partners because they feel they don't deserve love, they do sneaky stuff that blows up in their face.

I'm in a melancholy mood so I'll call it part of the human comedy in the sense (comedy = error + time).

Very funny. Props for this.

Um...where to begin.

Whelp, I guess this review has multiple points considering some factors stemming from the story that I'm not completely sure of. So I'll try to do my best.

First of all, in the case where you're possibly being serious: I did not like this story.

In the case where this is actually a comedy: I still don't like this story, but it's not as bad for the reasons that I don't like it if you were being serious.

Now, let's get to why. You write in the second person, in which case the reader becomes the character. Nothing wrong with that. Problem is in nearly all 7 situations you brought up (and I'm not sure if they're connected or if the boyfriend is the same guy. You give the reader's character some traits that make it fill more like the character has her own identity, rather than her being us in this situation) the main character is quite possibly one of the dumbest females I've ever seen/visualized throughout my knowledge of female characters. I feel insulted-which is actually kind of funny seeing as I'm a guy, and this is just insulting to women everywhere-after reading this.

The character we have here, isn't smart enough to guess immediately what's going on or at least say it state the facts as she see's them. But, than again, she isn't dumb enough to simply say "nah, just my imagination". No, she actually does seem to be capable of putting two and two together, and nearly each ending is her resolving to dig further. Dumb enough to not figure out her boyfriends cheating on her or smart enough to guess that he is...either one please, not both. Tossing both into the pot and stirring them together doesn't help anything, it just makes it all the more frustrating when you point them out with the little "But wait!" No, I'm sorry, either she's to dumb to figure it out the first time around or she's not. And clearly, the character we have isn't just mentally repressing the idea of a cheating boyfriend.

And I get that maybe the rush of emotions can confuse a person at first, and people can recognize the interference with these emotion so that they can take a different approach into solving the problem. But...I'm sorry...no girl (that I've ever met at least) is that stupid.

The first sign was stupid, as everyone knows you can't wash off a rash. That's not something that needs to be ponder on, it's common since.

The second sign is almost as stupid, as the man is gone for four hours into another woman's house and comes back-not only exhausted- yet smelling like said woman and her cunt after help with the fourth king size mattress into one single house which belongs to a woman who lives by herself. The part about it that makes it less stupid is that they're in a completely different house where the girlfriend can't see him. Unlike many other of these story.

The third sign...my god...this is when I knew just how stupid this is. Okay. You're sitting at a table with your boyfriend. Waitress constantly flirts with him, and he's doing nothing to refuse it himself. She goes under the table to clean something up without first asking you to stand (honestly this is the is least bit stupid of the really stupid in this sign, I'll try to stick with the really stupid of the really stupid in this sign) You here the sound of a zipper being unzipped...it sure as hell ain't yours, btw. Your boyfriend has the face of a man who's getting a blowjob-and I'm saying that because he obviously sounds like a man who getting a blowjob-just before he gets that look that say's he just came which even a regular person that knows anything about sex could figure out, much less than his girlfriend who probably see's this kind of face on a regular basis. *Inhales*-*exhales* Now, forget that the waitress wipes her mouth when she gets up. Forget the $100 tip (that stuff happens every now and then). Forget that's his ex you just saw, which means there could possibly be something lingering emotions or just straight up lust. The scene from before the after math and the "But wait!", said everything I needed to know. This...is...stupid...

The fourth sign, though it doesn't quite make it, it still tries to live up to the stupid in the last sign. Boyfriend get's caught red-handed sucking on the tits of another woman. Finally, some retribution-oh, what's that? She got bit by a snake?! Well what are you stopping for, keep going! Yes, keep spitting out that clear liquid which looks nothing like blood! Yes, keep sucking on her nipples and areole which have no puncture wounds or signs of blood either! Yes, just like you did the last five...yk, I'm sorry. The stupidity of everything that happens before the "But wait!" is more than enough to say how stupid this by itself. But if I did have to add the little tibbits after, then yeah...this is pretty fucking stupid.

The fifth sign, yeah it's stupid. While I'm sure that kind of contract can possible exist, I'm also sure that no rockband is gonna stripe without the intention of getting some ass. Also there's the fact that he was literally caught in the orgy itself, not just standing to the side, nor were there guards to sanction this meeting. Granted, I will say that your "But wait!" is a little better this time. The facts your come up with are introduce better. Such as the fact that he isn't contracted to any big record company, this delivery was a whole lot better then the others. Though, to be honest, STDs thing is nothing to be surprised about. Unless he became a rock star 'after' he dated the character, and the STDs showed up 'after' he became a rock star, there's little to no surprise about that. Should've been the other way around my friend.

The sixth sign, debatably...the least stupid of all the signs. Somebody is fucking in the theatre, big whoop. Unless you're sitting behind them and can see everything, even I wouldn't be to bothered to check things out (that itself is also debatably). IT only starts to become a little stupid when the boyfriend is coming up with all the excuses to leave and go fuck the girls. Quite frankly, I could see this happening. The "But wait!" isn't even all that stupid, as the information given is new and can help further the case. This is fine since she has minimum evidence to help prove he did cheat on her, unlike all the other signs.

The seventh sign, also debatably the least stupid...until we get near the end and before the "But wait!". So your boyfriend wants to show your girlfriend his toy collection. If we weren't the readers and haven't already guess where this was going from past experiences with other stories and tv shows, this would be simple. The part where they come down and are basically cleaning themselves off can pass off as innocent for someone who's currently drunk, though it's still pushing it on what you can get away with. The stupidity here is that in the morning you find a bra which ain't yours in his studio and you see all of your sex toys-which are explicitly used for sex-lying around...used. I get what you tried going for here, the character is hammered, and isn't going to give much of a shit about her environment. Except that being sober-even if it's painful-isn't the same as being drunk and she clearly gives enough shits about her environment to notice the differences and changes before the "But wait!". And that's another thing, the "But wait!" here is just downright lazy, whereas the other ones bring up facts that we didn't know (albeit almost all of them are useless as the character already has enough information to dump his ass immediately) this one just recaps on what we and the character already know. The only new part is the footprints in the car.

Ah, and we finally end with you telling girls everywhere to go smack the hell out of their boyfriends because of your seven signs. Look, I'm not saying a cheating boyfriend doesn't deserve to get smacked and have his ass dumped on the spot. But it pisses me off that you basically said that all your female readers were stupid enough to pulled into these near cartoon stories. In fact, considering that you basically cooked up this article to give women another reason to hate men actual does give me a legitament reason to be insulted without the irony of me being a guy but specifically because I am a guy!

Not have you said we're all untrustworthy, but even pointed out that the fact that our girlfriends don't know what we're doing at every minute of the day is enough reason to clarify that we're cheating on them. Even if it's only a 'probably', they should still head on over to bitch slap us over an assumption.

So, there you have it. I'm not angry, just disgusted. You got a little something for everyone. Judge mental and idiotic women, and overall evil men.

As we come to the end of this review, I feel even more duped. Maybe this was a comedy, maybe I shouldn't have taken it so seriously, maybe the whole review wasn't all too necessary and I should relax and laugh a little.

But I can't, because I still don't like it.

You get to decide whether or not it is for the reason I ranted or that I just don't find it funny.

@ anonymous of 9/24/15 . Holy hell get a grip you pathetic creature. This was obviously done for laughs. This site is not cut out for you.

Funny as hell ! Love the “bunny boiler” expression. Every reader has to know the whole thing is brilliant tongue in cheek humor. Well done. An easy 5-😊😊😊😊😊’s

Splendidly over-the-top, outrageously transparent, and heaps of fun