A Man's Relief

All characters are 18+. Contains detailed depictions of pee & poop. This is a POV story.

It had been so long since I had a day off from my job, your average 9-5 office job. I had to come in clean and professional. The mental exhaustion of working 6 days a week and only having a singular day to do all the shopping and cleaning. I needed a break, so I finally caved in and used some vacation time. With my work, I also realized I had not taken time to let myself enjoy the more taboo things in life. I'm single, so my hand is my best friend, but I'm grateful that I can just be myself with no woman around to judge. On my first day off, I discovered some new about myself. And this is the story of how I learned that I'm into the act of relieving myself.

For starters, I'm right around 6 feet tall, lean build, 23 years old, brown eyes, and had black hair trimmed and shaved into a fade. I have 1 tattoo on my forearm of a tarantula.

I was sat on my couch, entirely nude since I had just showered, playing video games. It had been a while since I had any time or energy to play, so I wanted to soak up all the fun I could. After around half an hour of playing, I started to feel a bit horny, seeing as I was home alone and had no real obligations. I couldn't remember the last time I had pleasured myself to be completely honest. At the same time I started feeling a bit aroused, I also realized that my bladder was full and was telling me to empty it soon. I really didn't want to get up. I figured that it's my house, I can do whatever I want with it. Nobody is here to chastise me. I paused my game and set the controller down beside me. My dick had become semi-hard at this point, but if I didn't relieve my now aching bladder, I wasn't going to be able to jerk off. I stood up to go to the toilet, and a few small drops of piss dribbled onto the carpet in front of me. That's when it hit me. I had never intentionally pissed on the floor. The thought was just too taboo and naughty, but I was now a lot more open to the idea. What was the harm in trying, ya know? So there I stood in the middle of my living room, cock almost fully erect.

I was nervous, so I let a little bit out onto a small spot. But I learned that my bladder was not going to put up with me going little bits at a time. I took a deep breath and closed my eyes as I then started peeing. I could hear it hitting the carpet. I opened my eyes and looked down at myself, a fountain of piss rushing out of the tip of my dick. I felt so free in that moment. I swayed my hips a bit and just kept spraying my living room. My stream started to weaken before stopping all together. The realization of what I had just done set in, and I felt excited. I relished in the fact that I had peed all over the floor like a dog. So bad but so good. Then another feeling came over me: a growing pressure in my backside.

My diet was not the greatest and I had little time to exercise, so I was certainly constipated. This was the first time in 4 days I felt the need to go poop. It hit me that I could just go in the living room like I did with peeing. The idea of shitting on the floor made me harder than anything else ever had. It was doing something I shouldn't do that made the excitement so strong. So I figured I could try pooping while standing up. And oh, how amazing it was.

I stood, legs a bit apart, stroking my cock lightly, and began to relax my hole. I started to push just a bit and then felt myself open up as a hard mass of shit began crowning. It was stretching my ass fairly wide as it slowly came out. It wasn't eager to come out. I pushed a little harder and the first of many turds fell from my anus. It felt like a rock coming out of my puckered hole. I felt another coming, so I kept pushing. It landed right next to the first with a thump on the floor. I took my hands and spread my ass cheeks as far apart as I could, letting the breeze of my air conditioning blow across my straining asshole. Another hard, knobby chunk came and fell, this time with ease. As I pushed my last turd, another little spurt of pee dripped from the head of my length. I winked my ass a few time to make sure I was empty. I came the hardest I ever had while doing so. I felt so dirty, embarrassed, but so fulfilled.

This is where it all started. My journey into going to the bathroom where I shouldn't only continued to get more adventurous after this.