by chymera
I just was not impressed with the story. But... Then... I read the last line and I haven't stopped laughing yet, Great job!
5 Big Blazing Stars for a nice Read with a funny twist! Thanks for the smile. Buster2U
Better try again! This wasn't funny! Making fun with sick people is very hard and you don't got it!
I didn't realize she was a BLOW-UP doll. I thought she was a sex doll. Like from West Germany. (Or Germany now, I think.) Still, hysterical. Loved it. The Bear approves. Wish we had a little more on his 'condition.'
The BEAR
Can they legally do all that? Man is clinically nuts, but until they prove it....well its illegal to detain him. It's totally fine to divorce a wife and fuck a blow up doll.
LMAO! Although I have never tried a sex doll, I can see it as an improvement over some of the women I have been with. No headaches, ready anytime, no foreplay required, no time of the month, no dead fish smell, could be more interactive than some of them that might as well been asleep. No spending all your money, no nagging that you stopped off for a pint or for that matter, no nagging at all. No need of healthcare for her, just a patch kit. No spooning required or hogging the covers.
I think our author is onto something! 😂 thank you chymera for the laugh.
Thought we had moved on from inflatable dolls, thought the really keen used some form of silicon doll?
The old story about his sex doll going down on him. Was it a good or a bad thing?
Lol, I imagined something macabre. He brought home a corpse of a woman he hit while driving and believed her to be alive.
While the wife ran arround like a hen.
Doesn't make any sense. The wife is denying him intimacy, he is apparently in some sort of confinement for mental instability and yet he's able to roam around freely and purchase a sex doll? Sorry, I appreciate your attempt but it fell short of any real satisfaction.
Think it would have been a lot better without the men in white coats. A normal husband making a point with his typical wife, using such a visual aid- that would have been funny.
Ah, and here I thought he'd brought home a genuine Fem-bot
"Wait a tic, has she got machine guns coming out of her coming out of her jomblies?"
I'd have given it one more star in the Humor & Satire category, as it would have been closer to my expectations. Sadly, it would still a pretty rough story.
Somehow I had that feeling that Deidre was a blow up doll when he carried her over the threshold.
Priceless. A bit of humor to help people feel good... TFS.. Do a sequel about the wife....
"Hell, I hadn't even gotten to inflate her."
Damn, that's got to be the finest final sentence of any Literotica story... 5*
Ha! Liked that! I suspected an adult toy, but the white-coat guys got me. Clever story.