by BarryJames1952
Take the car and leave. Forget putting it in the garage. Just leave. Because who would stay with a a bat-shit-crazy woman masquerading as a wife? No way he could ever close his eyes and sleep under the same roof. Unfinished story but I assume he never saw or spoke to her again and just let his lawyer handle the divorce. And I'd be willing to bet he changed the ignition switch and door locks on the car. Better safe than sorry.
Blew up rocks? Must have been some rocks. I would have thought he was blowing up stumps?
He sucked in bed and she did what to help him get better? If you are young enough to have a hair trigger, you are young enough to consider the first cum round one.
Flosses with a rope? OK that's funny. I'm stealing that.
He thinks it's gross to go down on her? Dumb bastard deserves the worst. If you won't eat your woman's pussy, better marry a real ugly one because otherwise, some other man will be glad to take care of your wife's pussy for you.
Finished it. Seems like you decided to change it from comedy to serious near the end. It was better as comedy.
Your first story? What a clever plot and excellent writing. Loved it. Can't wait for your next one.
Nicely done and well-executed.
Nice story, great ending and well written! Thanks.
Quick-moving fun piece to read. Liked the different angle you took, and the twist at the end.
Hooked
Yeet! Great twist. I was sure Annie was the girl giving him the BJs. I DID wonder why Sid would assist in a potential murder, LOL!
I give you a 9/10 for imagination. The idea of finding out your husband is cheating from the town busybody; yes, that would fuel anger and intense desire for revenge. Having her finally go down on her - I loved that. But somehow, the in-your-face ultimatum on the dynamite didn't quite work for me. Overall, liked ot a lot.
xoxo,
Di
...short story, I've really enjoyed your well written romances so not really surprised it is so good and funny too. Welcome to lw and thank you.
Clever story, Barry! Loved the twist and thought it was really unique. Please keep writing! I wouldn't have changed a thing, even though you know I love a naive and innocent preacher's daughter who runs away from an abusive cult and falls in love with a rough, tattoed guy with a heart of gold while also learning that religion is a journey and comes in many forms, which people would know if they actually bothered reading the story instead of judging it based on a quick skim of the first page.
Not that I have ANY idea what that anonymous commenter is referring to. Oh, by the way, have I thanked you lately for being awesome and helping make sure my story wasn't an attack on religion but instead a story about personal growth in the face of abuse? And for putting up with a dig on a someone else's story in the comments of your own story, because why the fuck not, right Annie?
Yay!! Barry loses his LW cherry! Sweet story. Write another, please.
@Annie: "Well, he made..."
You should really rethink commenting in public. Why embarrass yourself like that?
Sick nasty story, Barry. Thanks for posting, Randi.
Welcome to LW, Mr. James. Cute story. I look forward to your next.
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I'm sure that the utility of this goes without saying, but ignore idiots like lujon2019.
The cognitively impaired Annie that posted the following:
"How about adding to the story where the pastor's virgin daughter tells her father to piss off because he doesn't endorse sinful behavior in his house? Then she can run away from home so she can find a tattoo laden ex-con as her first sexual encounter.
This shouldn't be a problem since the author endorsed this behavior in another story. Heck he directly helped with the story."
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Was referring to "Runaway" by MsCherylTerra, an excellent story. I highly recommend taking a look. Cheryl is one of those authors on Lit that is a bit under the radar right now but will soon be acknowledged as one of the greats.
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https://www.literotica.com/beta/s/runaway-pt-01-1
Annie LOL - Nobody is FORCED to do anything. I believe the usual complaint is that everyone isn't invited.
Just reading comments. No thank you to this story. I think thats what I will be doing except a few authors. Those I trust. The rest not so much. Try Vandemonium1. Read his stories...now thats how you deal with a cheating wife. Cheat-gone. Simple as that. Or Saddletramp1957. He's over the top, but same thing. Cheat-he finds a way to get rid of the wife. And I mean he finds a way.
Enjoyed it between all of the grammar issues that detracted from the enjoyment enough to drop it to 4*.
Look, Annie's back!
"It's fun reading Randi's puppets protecting their own. So easily riled. They're like proverbial dogs waiting for stick to hit their cage so they can start barking and snarling. Then they have their exclusive events which are compulsory for their cabal to participate or face this disdain of Queen Randi. Talking about cults. Hmm, MsC?"
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How's that obsessive monomania going for you? Do you light a votive Randi candle each night before hopping on Lit? When it's late at night and you feel the compulsion to take a swipe at your literary betters, do you hear whispered encouragements from your subconscious? Does it sound like "Grow a pair of balls and post the comment under the ID you post your stories under."?
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Oh, how it must rankle to read Cheryl's stories, see her scores and realize that you will never, ever reach that level. You're a transparent, jealous mediocrity. You're likely just bright enough to realize how average you are. That has to be painful.
@Anonymous Re: "I don't think so" - You DO realize that this story ISN'T about a cheating wife, but a cheating husband, don't you>
@Anonymous Re: "I don't think so" - Maybe you should do more than just read the comments!
Enjoyed the bucolic setting, the deft use of humor, and a heroine who knew what she wanted and went after it. Now comes the fun part: the comments! Congratulations, and welcome to LW.
GA
The guy who mentioned reading Vandemonium1's stories. Last time I checked, this has a higher score than Vandemonium's latest. Maybe Vandemonium should read BarryJames1952?
Very good story. Made me laugh out loud 😄.
BarryJames1952 this is an excellent piece of entertainment. Thank you 👏👏
AMerryman
P. S. Ignore the bickering.... Some of the literati must bring their drama along with the comments, lol.
I liked the humor in this story. I had a heck of a time figuring who Annie was. It was a nice turn. Thanks. *****
Hilarious story, Barry! I thoroughly enjoyed it. Please do continue writing for LW. Home run on the first try!
I really enjoyed that. The twist of Annie being a car was fantastic.
Good to see a new author actually write a story that makes me want to see them again. You fooled me a few times in this one. First, I thought John was going to feed store lady's house having her make a surprise for Marcy. Then I figured Marcy would get a little revenge sex with the hired hand. Next, I was astounded that she actually forgave John for getting those blowjobs, and then taught him a.Little about sex and love. Finally, Annie was the car. Great story that blew up a lot of LW cliches.
Good story. What a hell of a wife this guy has. For 26 years she put up with his crap and stayed true. He is one lucky sob.
Well done, Barry! I never knew what would happen next in this tale, and that's the mark of a good storyteller! Can't wait to read more of your work!
I was worried there for a moment...
I couldn't figure out how a woman could *want* a man who was willing to let another woman die for something that was as much his fault as the woman's.
Funny twist...
Another great LW story from this author. He writes some of the best endings in LW.
John sure pissed off the wrong person, for sure. Had me grinning through the whole story. Well written and a funny story, thanks.
so if it was reversed the guy would have blown it up and divorced her. Yet here we have the guy getting away with cheating and folks cheer.
Nice that, for a change, the Loving Wife actually was; the hubby was the cum-slut cheater. Thought that Annie was the other woman until the end. Missed it, not enough coffee. 5 stars for variety.
Anon56
Some stories just need to be read more than once and this is one of them. Glad that John got his priorities straight. Well done.