by Tyson63
I had a room mate that every time my partner and I would be bent over the hood of my car, he he would come out on the porch and call out "whatcha doin' out there". You could stand out there just talking and he would never bother us, but just as soon as when thngs would start to heat up, you could bet on it that he would be out on the porch in a flash. What a perve!